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In cidentally, an ossifer of the law saw This is the story of a boy that liked carnivals—who went tjo a carnival—and met his Waterloo at a carnival. (The repetition is purely for the purpose of emphasis, I as sure you.) Now Little Willie Jones was a bright young chap who spent his cradle days in the thriving city of Possum Center. When he had reached the age of being able to think for himself, he saw the advantages of a college education so he ups and enters Texas A. and M. Collitch one day. He was sincere in his belief that here was a place where he could find out just how the horse bit the turnip. He did—although it took him four year (nearly) to do it but he made a grand success of it. Willie wasn’t much of a fellow for getting boistrous and losing con trol of himself but every now and then when he was heavily burdened with a load of care he would turn to the brown jug for comfort. That was Willie’s first mistake—but not his only one. Little Will joined the army of his school and stayed in it until he was caught thumbing his nose at an officer one morning and then he was turned over to the Gold- brickers Association for repair work. Here he enjoyed life for a brief period and had a grand time spin ning trays with one finger to wor ry Sergeant King. Came the dawn—and with it a carnival. All the king’s horses could not have kept our hero from at tending. Here’s where the sad part J.C.PENNEYCQ I J. C. Penney trade-t ^mark labels make it easy^ for the man who shops to; select goods of assured’ 'quality and satisfaction. | Some of our trade-marks 1 i l * are shown above. Others' !you will find displayed in jour store. It pays to knowi | them all, him and, as a result of this, Will spent the night in the jailhouse. He was released the following morning and sent back to school with a big stick of peppermint candy. Epitaph: Willie was given his “walking papers” that same day and he journeyed back to Possum Trot where he became an expert milk maid in his father’s dairy. Another good man gone wrong. * * * Not being like Will Rogers I can’t say that “all I know is what I read in the newspapers.” But I do read them, when I have the necessary nickel to buy one, and usually find something that is worth the money. All of you “palpitating papas” lis ten carefully while I tell you some thing that will give you prospective Romeos two weeks of sleepless nights. This was found in one of our leading daily papers under the title: “Shieks to Wear Less than Girls.” To those of you who have been wondering what the well-dress ed man will wear next season, the following is dedicated. “The shiek of 1930 will outdo the peacock and the rainbow. In other words Solomon in all his glory, was never arrayed like man will show next summer. Apparel for mere man next sum mer will be flimsier and flashier than ever dared by his flapper sister. In fact, his working garb could be packed into his vest pocket—if he wore a vest. But, the vest is passe. Silk shirts will be back. They will be collarless and sleeveless and open at the front to display the manly chest and will flow in graceful lines outside the trousers, rather “pan- ties” because the 1930 style out laws trousers. Shoes? Pumps? No! no! Man will wear rolled socks and sandals. Now comes the —well, you name it. Man’s undergarments will oat- strip or outskimp the flapper. He will indulge in all the unmention ables that have caused him to en vy woman for years and years. His color ensemble will outdo that of woman and the male will be decked out in the loudest color scheme that can be devised.” There you are, brethren, there you are. Found my text in the thirteenth chapter of “The Green Hat.” How many of you fainted ? Anyway, if you start throwing bricks on ac count of this, don’t throw any my way. STOCK JUDGING (Continued from Page 1) sity, Ames, and the University of Illinois at Urbana, and from there will go to the International Live stock Contest to compete for the new trophy. The Aggies won the old trophy, a bronze bull, twice when it was won for the third time by Oklahoma, who now has it per manently. The new trophy will like wise have to be won three times for permanent possession. Monday night the Saddle and Sir loin Club honored the team with a banquet and rousing send-off. Funds for financing the trip were raised by the club at their recent rodeo and pageant.