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BEGINNING JAN. 14TH
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TAKE THIS ONE, WILL YOU?
We editors may tug and toil
’Till our joints are sore,
Yet some poor sap will rise and say,
“I’ve heard that joke before.”
—Exchange.
Captain: “Reading on watch! I’ll
put you in the awkward squad.”
Private: “You can’t, sir.”
Captain: “You indolent cuss, why
can’t I?” x
Private: “I’m in it already.V
—Exchange.
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THE MODEL TAILORS
Henry Locke, Proprietor
DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS THAT KNOW HOW
BRYAN
E. W. CRENSHAW, JR., INSURANCE
AGENCY
SOLICITS YOUR LIFE INSURANCE ACCOUNT
Rooms 27-28, Astin Building
Bryan, Texas
“SCRIPT” MITCHELL ED CRENSHAW
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NEW MATERIALS FOR UNIFORMS. UNIFORMS,
PANTS, AND SHIRTS MADE TO MEASURE.
ALTERATIONS
UNIFORM TAILOR SHOP
Mendl & Hornak, Proprietors
Located in New Casey-Sparks Bldg.
AGGIES!
THE S. D. SNYDER INS. AGENCY, REPRESENTING
UNION CENTRAL LIFE INS. CO.
Solicits Your Life Insurance
WHAT IT COSTS
Ord. Life, age 21 per. .$1000 $17.52
Total Prem’s. 5 years 87.60
*Total dividends 5 yrs. .... 21.70
Net premiums 65.90
Ave. yearly payment 13.18
Cash value 5‘ years 34.00
Cash if surd. 5 years ...... 31.90
Ave. cost if surd. 5 yrs 6.38
Ave. cost if surd. 10 yrs 5.56
Ave. cost if surd. 15 yrs 4.36
Ave. cost if surd. 20 yrs. . . . 3.20
S. D. SNYDER
Office over Aggieland Pharmacy
C. A. ALTENBERN
3 Ross Hall
*Div. Not Guaranteed
S. D. SNYDER
Betty: “I’ve found a new way to
keep hair off your upper lip.”
Charlotte: “How is that?”
Betty: “Eat onions.”
—Exchange.
SNIFF, SNIFF
“The mice go crazy over him,”
said the flapper.
“What do you mean?”
“He is such a big cheese.”
—^Exchange.
Cissy Ciseho: “Did you let him kiss
you ? ”
Vera Vibora: “Let him? Hell! I
had to help him.”
—Exchange.
FIRE! FIRE!
Carl: “What’cha doin down on your
knees ?”
Carlos: “Sh—I’m a fireman.”
Carl “That doesn’t answer my
question.”
Carlos: “I’m rolling up her hose.”
—Exchange.
1st. Student: “I wish I was a
river.”
| 2nd. Student: “Haw come?”
1st. Student: “I would stay in bed
all day.”
—Exchange.