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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 3, 1922)
8 THE BATTALION A FILLER. ITS the same old * * * STORY ❖ * * MR. WALLACE, the printer * ❖ * OVER at Bryan, * ❖ ❖ JUST phoned and said * * * THAT he needed * * * TWO more “gnllies,” * * * MEANING about two and a * * * HALF more columns * * * TO fill eight * * * PAGES. * H< * THIS same old ❖ * * GAG is a weekly * * * OCCURENCE * * * AND gives me as many * * GRAY hairs as H« H« H* MARTIN Luther Cockrell’s * ❖ ❖ BOOTS give their He He He He He He MASTER. He He He IT’S always too much H< He He OR He He H< TOO little. He He He IF its too much He He He YOU’VE got to cut out He He He SOMEBODY’S masterpiece He He He ON “The architectural ♦ He He BEAUTY oi the He He He HOG Serum barn ,, , or He He He SOMETHIN’, He He He WHICH has “must go” written He He He In red pencil He He He ON the margin He He He AND then the originator He He He Venus THINL'f! lead: ^#38 Venus Everpointed end other Metal Pencils * | t HE name VENUS is your -L guarantee of perfection. Absolutely crumble-proof, smooth and perfectly graded. 7 DEGREES zB soft £>C black H med. hard B soft zH hard F fi-tn 4H extra hard HB medium—for general use 15c tube of 12 leads 1 $1.50 per dozen tubes Ifyour dealer cannot supply you write us, American Lead Pencil Co. 215 Fifth Ave., Dept. ^ New York Ask us about the nt-Tf VENUS EVERPOINTED PENCILS GETS sore. * * * IF there’s not . He He He ENOUGH He He He YOU’VE got to He He He RUN a bunch of He He He EXCHANGE jokes and He He He WITTICISMS He He He WHICH can’t be done He He He GRACEFULLY Hi He He BECAUSE it shows up the He He H« ONES that we originate. He He He SO there you He He He ARE—between the * * * DEVIL and the deep blue He H« H« SEA. He He H« THIS week ther e has been He He He VERY little He He He “BAT” copy on the He He He HOOK. He ❖ He EVERYBODY has responded He He He TO that pink letter He He He INVITATION and is He He He OFF on pass. He * He THE few remaining He He He ONES He He He DRAPE themselves He He He ABOUT the campus with He He He LONG faces, whining He H« He SOMETHING about some He He He OLD prof who cold- He He He HEARTEDLY flunked He He He THEM on He He He 69, He He He THEREBY creully He He He SMASHING all their H« H« H« GRADUATION ambitions, He He He FUTURE happiness, and He He He PROSPERITY. He »je He POOR BOYS. He He He POOR PROFS. He He He BUT getting back He H« H« TO my original He He H« TEXT— * * * WELL I guess * * * THIS will fill * * * THE necessary <§> 1 Think Of This! I -THIRD OFF i On All the Following Articles: t Raincoats, Sweaters, I I Bath Robes I 1 Woolen Shirts 1 I THIS DISCOUNT BRINGS THE PRICES | I Below Actual Cost! 1 & w Brandon & Lawrence Two Leaders We are offering for the next few days Men’s One-Piece Winter Underwear Men’s Dress Gloves At prices that will save you money. Boyett’s Store Holmes Brothers CONFECTIONE R Y The Home of the Best Malted Milks Fresh line of Candies, Cigars and Tobaccos Always on Hand. Cadets and Campus People are invited to Our Place. TWO COLUMNS so MY work is DONE. Don’t tell your girl she has a pretty nose or she will bet cross eyed looking at it. “A pplumber can carry his tools but his pipe must always be lead.”