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'FW« hereby wieh to diullu*ion CpI.
Honeycutt, as those htuQJuis whon
he n^r decorating the interior -of
i pent* were not patriotic women,
trying to train for thhir country's
service. | No! Sh! Tbtiy were f«Ll t
honeat-to-goodnesn. s « f »-e n o u gh.
LIVE m^n—yew—THE INFANTfW
UNIT. 1 TT
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tooth next to that’un aches, too.
Doc.” T “t'-i i P
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[] DogUst—"Yes. it
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Countryman—“Yank It out. Con-
4 found such sympathy.
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ing)—f-“YOu can’t smoke/’
The smoker—“So ray friends say.*’
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Smoker—“So my doctor says.”
R. A —“Well, you shan't smoke.”
Srapker—“So my wi e says.” )
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1 Observer—“I noticed jou got up
and gave that lady your seat in the
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street car the other
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her hand.”
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IJL E BATTALION
A REGULAR DAREDEVIL
It was a thnilinrs circtis scenes
with the girl in the lion’s den. She
was taking in her mouth .a lump of
sugar from the mouth of a fierce-
looking lion. ; * 4
A young man in the audieadaj el
bowed his neighbor and muttered:
Gee. I could do that.”
•“Oh, you could, could- you?” re
torted his neighbor.
“You bet, I cbuld,” replied the
young men, “just as good as the
lion/
An Irishsmaa, who had walked a
long distance, feeUpgivery thirsty
price of a quart of miHi. ■
and seeing at milkman asked the
‘Threepence/’ replied the milk-
*Then give me s quart in pints,”
said Pa.
Pat. on drinking one pint, asked:
•How do we stand?”
The milkman replied, “I owe you-
a plat.”
“And I owe you one,” said Pat,
“so we are quits.”
Art dealer—This is a beautiful
scene from “Hamle”.
Lady—I don’t care for ’Hamleta*.
Show me a picture of a good-mixed
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When you are dry drink “One of ’em Things 1 ’
AD kinds of Refreshments. Tit"
a malted anp a doughnut.
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you want by (balling I s
on us. h •[
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You will naed an extra
pair or two or socks.
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The Best Malted Milk
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Oandlaa. Cigars, Fountain Drinks. We invite Cadets
to maks our place headquarters while in Bryan.
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Cafes in the South.
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EASTMAN KODAKS AND SUPPLIES
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and Victo^ Talklmc Machines and Records.
Special Caterers tk> Ladies
and Geotleoien. ^
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