n . !\V l . '{#5 *'-•*■ t $14 M ‘ y )■■«.. 191 • y ~W r NOT FRAUDE 'FW« hereby wieh to diullu*ion CpI. Honeycutt, as those htuQJuis whon he n^r decorating the interior -of i pent* were not patriotic women, trying to train for thhir country's service. | No! Sh! Tbtiy were f«Ll t honeat-to-goodnesn. s « f »-e n o u gh. LIVE m^n—yew—THE INFANTfW UNIT. 1 TT i! . . . Countryman (to den^t)-^ “The tooth next to that’un aches, too. Doc.” T “t'-i i P ia sytn- [] DogUst—"Yes. it •igattqr.” If Countryman—“Yank It out. Con- 4 found such sympathy. • I r■' N'i la ' : STALE NE^ ■ ill ii y attendant (tfe than sme.;- ing)—f-“YOu can’t smoke/’ The smoker—“So ray friends say.*’ K A. But you muaft’t smoke.’* Smoker—“So my doctor says.” R. A —“Well, you shan't smoke.” Srapker—“So my wi e says.” ) 1 la 'itO • ■ j ! ; jBJ 1 Observer—“I noticed jou got up and gave that lady your seat in the 'll street car the other I « reepecte a woman her hand.” day ” chidhood I have with a strap In ,1* mi =a= IJL E BATTALION A REGULAR DAREDEVIL It was a thnilinrs circtis scenes with the girl in the lion’s den. She was taking in her mouth .a lump of sugar from the mouth of a fierce- looking lion. ; * 4 A young man in the audieadaj el bowed his neighbor and muttered: Gee. I could do that.” •“Oh, you could, could- you?” re torted his neighbor. “You bet, I cbuld,” replied the young men, “just as good as the lion/ An Irishsmaa, who had walked a long distance, feeUpgivery thirsty price of a quart of miHi. ■ and seeing at milkman asked the ‘Threepence/’ replied the milk- *Then give me s quart in pints,” said Pa. Pat. on drinking one pint, asked: •How do we stand?” The milkman replied, “I owe you- a plat.” “And I owe you one,” said Pat, “so we are quits.” Art dealer—This is a beautiful scene from “Hamle”. Lady—I don’t care for ’Hamleta*. Show me a picture of a good-mixed town- - j * * * • j ALWAYS f ; , When you are dry drink “One of ’em Things 1 ’ AD kinds of Refreshments. Tit" a malted anp a doughnut. ffl Y. M. C. A. f : ’P r ; I if N! You will fin'd Ithe Shoe you want by (balling I s on us. h •[ ll^kMj You will naed an extra pair or two or socks. i al’ We have thei prices are rii and our it. r i t CONFEC. li r if illiT TT i IliikMiLi It I kiL Store • GUY i I Si ■ i k". I if ■■ e . irA , , Wit'I • v 1 . 'J i • P (Jit -!* .i TTT . ; ? T 7ET —S-S-! d i it Have You Visi Since its New * Cafe K m 1 ORT The Best Malted Milk . iffl li I" M . Oandlaa. Cigars, Fountain Drinks. We invite Cadets to maks our place headquarters while in Bryan. _ ' e of the most lfp-to-Date Cafes in the South. .NiT'fi i r tiprr ia! *i «i .i EASTMAN KODAKS AND SUPPLIES 4. • ] F] I ; * OAoisl Distributors Stall dt Dean’s Athl^tie Goods and Victo^ Talklmc Machines and Records. Special Caterers tk> Ladies and Geotleoien. ^ DAY If;;. a | WILLI AM ECO, jPropiietor WM