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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (April 10, 1914)
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We save you money Come in and look ■SPRING STYZZ. a -*a' ‘ir CONCERNING CHEMISTRY. Yea, bo, ’tis hard luck indeed for any human to have to fight chem. and the “unknown” army on these balmy spring afternoons, but it’s all for the good of the cause. Stop and think a moment, fellow “friends.” Deep in your heart isn’t there a warm spot with the keep off sign reserved espe cially for chem.? The following out burst, taken from a recent magazine, will prove it for one at least: Sonnet on a Broken Test Tube. Fair little test tube, when I see thee there, Reclining idly in that ancient rack, Fond memory leads my recollection hack To those old days now past, when free from care, I warmed thee in the Bunsen glare. Producing hydrogen to make a sound, When our professor wasn’t looking around. For those dear memories fain would I spare Thy mutilated, venerable form, Cracked, broken, shattered, worn and useless now. Doomed to adorn the graceless garb age heap. The dire result of youthful ardor worn Which plunged thee hot in frigid H20. And thus unmindful caused thy need less woe. —Popular Mechanics. “Runt” Hanson claims to have been the “meanest” man in the camp. The Bull addressed him as “Mr. Runt”—re sult: “Runt” is quite chesty claiming to be the only one so “mean” as to cause the Bull to “Mister” him with his first name. A SOPHOMORE’S “RAM” LIST—APRIL 1, 19144. Abbott, J., absent Reveille. Abbott, J., late breakfast formation. Abbott, J., expectorating in ranks. Chastain, O. F., continually talking in history section room. “Doc” Ehlinger, absent Chapel. “Doc” Ehlinger, smoking cigarettes. Bull, Brown, continually running fingers through cadet’s hair at regimental inspection. Bull, Brown, rusty saber. Bull, Brown, carrying matches. Fountain, “Deak,” hanging around the Y. M. C. A. building. Francis, Dr., calling a Sophomore a “Rube.” Gibbens, E., wearing unmated non-regulation shoes. Kyle, E. J., acting President. Kenney, Sergeant, trousers not pressed at S. M. I. Kenney, Sergeant, not wearing coat in Commandant’s office. Kenney, Sergeant, spilling eatables on table. Kotzebue, M. H., entering place where intoxicating liquors were sold. Brown, Levi G., raising disturbance in mess hall. Brown, Levi G., light burning after taps. Brown, Levi G., talking back to Corporal of Guard. Brown, Lieutenant, slumbering in Chapel. McGinnis, P. T., taking annual bath after taps inspection. Overstreet, A. M., not standing at attention properly. Overstreet, A. M., continually “dressing” improperly at for mation. Overstreet, A. M., wearing Captain’s blouse in dormitory. Parr, V. V., riding hand-car to and from Bryan after having continually been told not to do so. Puryear, Charlie, not standing at attention at retreat. Puryear, Charlie, throwing in mess hall. Reed, W. N., boisterously calling battalions to attention. Runge, J. F., deserting landscape gardening class 1:30 p. m. Smart, Sergeant, playing ball in dormitory. Smart, Sergeant, entering cadet’s room during study hours. Stelzig, Eloe, errecting tombstone on campus. Steger, F. D., loitering on campus. Zuber, N. D., smoking cheroots. Zuber, N. D., not informing “Doc” that he is afflicted with ancestors. “Copyrotted.” THE PRICE WE PAID. The following is taken from the delinquency list of Sunday, March 8th: Soph. O. More, absent taps, 8 demerits. Soph. O. More, joining crowd that threw water in mess hall, 10 demerits. Soph. O. More, joining crowd that cut wires to mess hall, 10 demerits. Total 28 demerits. ENLARGED OUR LINE OF ATHLETIC GOODS 3S HaswelFs Book Store 3S Agency Eastman’s Kodak Company College Representative in East man Goods V. T. BILLUPS, 34 Goodwin Wedding Flowers, Funeral De signs, Cut Flowers, Carnations, red, white and pink, long stems, at $1.50 per doz.; medium stem, red, $1.00 per doz.; Sweet Peas, $1.00 per 100. Phone direct. SCOTT FLORAL CO. Navasota, Texas. , The Most Popular Place in Town J. C. to “Chicenology Prof: “Say, P’fessor, what do you say when you mean more than one poultry?”