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tore from the
taintnent here
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and that
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and satisfyin
not enjoy ci
SATUKDAV NIOHT.
kted in these
, in bringing
to the col-
inct depar-
>rder of enter-
Bu! the
The program given
it may be expected
bat i
Kibe Urysdale was a peach.
Put her into a bottle and label her
‘"f rom California*’ and you couldn't
have told her from the marvelous
product of the Land of Sunshine.
Fruit* and Flowers.
There are not many like Klfie.
She had been admitted to Third De
gree of the Order of Man Killers.
She 4>d thing with her eyes tl)at old
!:<diOa disapproved, and she did them —
Panzaui, wljo wab Mine Mar- well, she did them so that it hurt for
cheat's opera cOach for many years about three months, and then healed,
and who coached and brought oak] . Isoft eyes and soft hair had Fltie,
Mme. Emma Nivada. is bolding an | and, as we approach the footlights
opening in his Italian opera com- and speak with a tit aim quaver while
pany for Mias Kidd, Hie said of the orchestra sympathizes in jO-flae,
her 1 ; "'l^iss Kidd can d
that Melba can do.”
It won Id indeed lx; a: reflection
on the college for this great attrao-
1 will be not j
most plea ang
khlose who may j
music,! 1
tion not
support
corps of
thing to
ISik collei
letus state that her mouth whs the
kind you’d bite your way through
eleven miles of dense, tropical; junglo
to loss, and she had the figure of g
have the unanimous | thouaand-dollar hank note—so fine a
both the facully and figure that her Princess gown made
It ia n^t in easy no bones about showing it off upon
ing inch an Attraction to every possible occasion. , • i
, and the Glee Club be-) So much for KlfW. 'loo. mu<h per-
lieves tliat its ctetermmatiort to pro- halts, for she was too much for almost
sent one that could not be bad utl- | everyone save 1 omtuy SpimjUrker.
tier ordinary circumstances out-; And the*' Tommy Had Klfie pretty
Hide the larj^e'cities will be a(|>pre«-{ bad -, i minute dw gave him the
IriOMd)'
I i
Miss fCJc
!«.! Kidd
\rf pfr 1 *
j \; J {Let e\ ery
• iwpts to tbi i
bwnr state, w
f epntatlqn.
A : special
bring the y<
Woman’s C
Vill bk prepart
etu ore to ewety
>y ! |>eciaf request:.
respond I
fcer, wrhe
will sing mc^rt- bopol^r anil catch
ta& well as! 3u imorc us^ ^kWcjioasL kne^
With especialr -ferer^oe to pleasing
{the cadets oj (b j college. The new
p«*no will lie psid fof the finst time
in concert walk, and Mr. iA|l*ljridg«
Kidd wi lie equal to fbk oc-^
Texas boy pay his rcs-
| d f hi *
hit) lias an international
train from Hrywn will
tag ladles of the Texas . gid*
lege in a body.! j wgs at
high-stepping handshake, ut
up wtcH^'nbmmy. .
Then they went at it.
Now Tjiduny had *« ,fri K' r I*
*11
l*t - ' lines Prow Hamlet.
'The following selection from Ham
let. Act 1, Scene III, is furnished by
one who ia ever interested in the
moral and mental development of
young people- As there are many
thoughts in it which apply to ua here,
it might be well for os toi memorize
it-and take it a- our standard:
1 “There, n»y blessing with you; and
these few precepts in thy memory,
look thou character, give thy thoughts
ne tongue, rvOr any;, improportioned
thought his* act. By thou familiar,
b*t by no means vulgar. The friends
thou hast, and their adoption tried,
grapple them to thy soul with hooka
of steel, but do not .dull thy palm
with entertainment of each new-
hatched, unfledged comrade. (O Ue-
w|re of entrance to a quarrel; but, he- I
lag in, hear if that the opposer may )
beware of thee. Citve every man thy
but fevr thy voice: take each
n s censure, (2) but reserve thy
jutfgiqent. ‘ Costly thy habit as thy
pqrse can buy, but fr expressed in
fa bey; rich, not gaudy; for the appai
el lofv proclaims the rfian: and they in,
France, of the best rafik and station,
most select and generous, chief in
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V K>t{ pts he to thme own self be true. And it
and fwotpound ! mfist follow, i as the* {night the day,
buixes jof chocolaties, and catjs and thpu canst not then be fake to any,
tho-Ure ticket* to I Bernard Shaw|. Bun, min. Tarywell. my {blessing season
cunquyly enough, 'such expenditures (31 this inithoe
failed go capture her. Klfie h^d hfr j p j Thjej literal sejisv is, do not
and he knew the game.
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>ilet Articles of all kirtds
— r-»
ko capture her. Klhe had
chamber wall papered with ioue _
ters. ajul what ahe didn't have nmt-
read s|ie uave to her Krench rnf >d
nffNef.
5ff-h.p.l a.ut
raised ;i V andyke l*ear,i. wrote f..f
11 «»t dpua—u
(a> Unt I Ood
(b)
bc h L 10 ‘.T.'
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(rtrlod a jr) j -.r..
I’l w»l • -il- AMridj
#>) vainka'a
(a) )e »uH
(*>) Je »ui» Eacbnt i
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S>f «
oenet
Kidd
•’1 Qiiuuy bought a 5<
ised m Vandyke beafd. \
iz^lM
but
•till
efus
magazine, had a scandal w ith a
it was m> use Klfiei
i wga atjll the patroni-zibg atfabh
she refused to discuss^ i>ersonali
Tommy went and had appei
m$ke thy hand callcus by shakingl
every man by the hard.—Johnson.
1. ' Censure, opmi >n..—Stevens,
F | Seieon — Infus t. saya War-
bu ruin. Johnson savi. “It |is ntnre
hgn to infusg,' it is to {infix jin each a
hi|\V— manner tfiai
P«ie I
.uni
may neirer a <
it . j;i fttdridge
f^lynken, and Nod
Aldridge B. Kidd
s--- - ..{iCbopia
Mr. KM{-
Thm Two V’ere Mayiitg
I Net m
1. . Von S^wzmann
fbatuse). -Catpentier
Etourdie (Vfanon)
T ■ • • I'iiu-itiii f'Tr"'
Spinaing $oag--<|‘FlylaK Uutcllman ")
! .1. . . . .. Wagner—Ij-rt
J l: tlb; ml
Micaela's Aria--(l 'arraanb- • {- Bum
fa) Kitournelle. .,-^ihaminade
(b) Prulinganacht. . i|... . •{...• ifek ummnn
Indian Lyrics.
U) Tcrkpl" •••b 'I ' ;
vb) Eese- than r lie l*«sr j Wvodfnf d
«) Kashmiri JiaM[ ; Fin+en
(ft) TTil 1 W.kx j . , T
Ah, ;ncHi Ouiy^e—(La Seanoia'
Aboot (he Battalu d I !
The Index haf recenrvl a cbpy of
‘jThe BattaliM,’ji published ^ the
students of the jA^ieblcural and Me-
cnaitical Celftq* CtMlege Station,
- Texas. U « k very creditable pa;>er.
gotten up in a neat and i anraense
style and t ontiiniaig items of interest
jedaH.—The Childress Fndex.
kitis
and jurtgle fever, but pver this . failed
to interest Klfie.
Aii pld man ib whom he cafeitided
told h»im to neglect her. 'Tommy
tried it for a week and Klfie didn’t
seem to mind a bit. She bought a
new hat and went to the opera with a
boy of seventeen.
Then Tommy made a ~'pi|«mack
to the Far Kast and engaged a prayer-
w heel in an old Buddhist temple,
geared it to a gas engine, and let it
run for forty days. At the end of
than bme his plea was answered^ He
arrived 1 at home just as FI he's en
gagement-was announced to a ijivini-
ty student. Tommy .waited till the
eve <0 the wedding.
THaj night, with four of hid fra-
•nity. masked and-with false ; mus
tache; ie fell upon fl-fhe as shd
tlemorics
rtitbe .
o drive.
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Uniform Trousers or Uniforms
“ ARLiinfiT
'IT a i I o r
OH YtiU <>N A FKW !>A YS’ KOTIC^.
ressing: and Repairing
Ai.no mih aFKi iAr.-rihi* j ! ,1
DON'T FoHOF.Tlth# LAOi;—NORTH of OATH RIG HIT HAT*,
CAN MARK TBI
Cleanin
reman* bijr. 1 remer
I Th* car I. used to
It started put right g^Uaatb'.
*■11
But tie*.would atrive
l>e oeetmutator wouldn't work,
. f Th* rentp-apark wouldn’t play;
{ Than suddenly 'twtnMd give a !«rk
r hrWkh
A profesaor
f«ar his abeee
gaged m
fallow studen
ly entered the
1 “O h. my
“I’ve swall
| The pi
worry about it
■ rjmibing tone.
tense, well known
ed h-ss. teds en-
ctMMSovefey with a
en bis w ife hunrid-
L h
r ahe
fp%i- r
smiled "Doi’t
dear.’* he s*
It'* of no
exclaimed,
qaence. “Hpr*?, tu.nl)IMg at hit
coat lapel—‘•“hpre is another.“r T he
woostair Vo. i J
“Hal l the b ood-hovida
y«t!” cried the fugatrVe, and slipping
on a pair of m kb era he erased hia
tracks.—Ex.
coming home fn»m Church, thrust her
into-a Cab and drove her .to a lonely
vacant grouse in th*| suburbs. ;Here
the dii'ini^y student was waiting,
txnind hand and foot. Kibe's sefeams
had Iwqn inufBed in ;a medicated veil,
and when she cam# |to* her senses,
Tomrtif was in a ilrvss suit. 'I*he
four members of hi^ fraternity sup
ported her vigorously.
“Wfift thou have this man Tommy
to he thy hnsband:’’ the divinity stu
dent muttered. fearfully, prodded
r -n. behind with a hat pin.
* '1 jrjll!*' Klhe exclaimed in a \ firm
trp*«ia.}
Did 1 do it allgi^tt?" asked Tom
my, tenderly. when the guests had de-
rted and they were enfin seuleq.
“It ,t^as perfect’” she murmtired,
kirtg her wonderful lips.
she grew calmer., <- f , 1 ,!
is no girl in the whole
■aid slowly, “wbo doesn't
to be abducted. X bur
is better than
is good enough,
with aestnst
y, Joan of Arc efould
honor’ Why do
little —whe* it is so ees^T*—
1 Thst took my brMlhaway.
i I remember. I remember.
How nothing would stay rights
Th* aopbteion pip* got loow,
Th* carbure-tw tight;
The stcering-knucklcbroke one day;
'TAa* just before We met
A heedless old pedestrian.—
I TI** a*an is living y«*l
I remen* b**, I rernerrsber, . i- {
Th* curve* I usod to swing; # .
I thought that twenty mile* an hour
Was speed like anything!
Th* car soemed like * feather then.
That seem, so heavy now.
And punrwirod tires cduld not disperse
Thesmije that wreathed my brow.
I remember, I remem >er.
That littl* ruaabot* ;
It always skidded, sli >ped and bockad.
, And calmly threw me out.
I have a Palace Flyer: now .
But stall 'tis little f«|n —
»r I am far lest sat tubed .
Than when I bra* Uegup.
-—Carolyn Writs it. Ridgwavs,
A jyuen little cadet in ja green little
way i . .*■ '{
Some chemicals mixdd on a bright
summer's day;
And the green little flow ers now ten-
. derly wave
On the green little cadet't green
bale grave.
,-tEx. .
i . Pjapa -i - No. he's not the proper sot*
of a husband for you, my dear!
ugh ter.—Ov papa, he’d die for
me!! I !
“Oh, that’s all right, then tell him
to gp as far as he likes. I was afraid
he tfcra
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anted to marry you.”—Ex.
A hur-
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Pape don’t want us tp be
for ten years yet. But don’t
look so worried. George, you will
still he young by that time.
He Yev darling: but 1 wasn’t
thinking of myself.
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