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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 1, 1900)
* ... LOCAL-S... I Vw ^ ^ •'^ *'t* ^ ^ 5-55-i Ask Stapp about his African bru nette. Ask Wisdom where he carries his H. O. supply. Holland wants to see them milk cows “by steam.” Jacot says he was rammed for hav ing his pan upside up. Ask “Sport de la Mitch” what he thinks of his new girl. For Sale: By Sergeant Tanner, a good bicycle, cheap for cash. Selman has really decided that the Mississippi River flows through Texas. Newhaus asked “if the hospital was open; he wanted to draw out a book to read. Cadet talking about “Isoseles trian gles.”' Chatham: “Oh, yes! he was that Greek orator.” Cadet: Waiter, bring us some ten derloin. Jacot: Who is he? Holzman wants to know why Mr. Sbisa don’t make his waiters put clean sheets on the tables. Selman says the lecture was very good, but the lecturess’ “Enouncia- tion” wasn’t very clear. Anyone wishing to know anything in Mathematics'—Algebra especially—• should apply to Sol Gordon. Hurst A. says he sure likes modern inspection on Sundays. Why? Com mandant always brings girls along, that try to make him laugh. ifees* 4.4.4.4.4^4*4*^^ Ask Count Polasky how he likes to be a witness in Kangaroo Courts. He certainly gives convicting evidence. Leversedge said: “I guess I had bet ter not buy the Sergeant stripes, al though I do know a lot about drill ing.” Mr. A. S. Adams, ’ “95,” and bride, nee Miss Hennie Byars, of Columbus, Tex., were visiors on the Campus re cently. Fish Preston don’t think they ought to charge him anything for the lec ture, as he swept the chapel out for them Saturday. Cadet Hay, who had the misfortune of breaking his arm several weeks ago, is up and about, and has returned to resume his studies. Leversedge says “He doesn’t like the idea of having to drill with the “awk ward squad,” because he has drilled in Chicago and Forty Worth. Mr. R. M. Johnston, editor of the Houston Post,, and daughter, Miss Hal- lie, were up to see Cadet Johnston on Jan. 14th. We hope they will call again. Prof.: Mr. Bryan, is the meaning of: “This is a book, whose cost is one dollar,’ the same as: “This book cost one dollar?” Mr. Bryan: No, sir! ! We acknowledge with pleasure the receipt of “The Spokesman Review,” published at Spokane, Washington, and sent us by our friend and ex-Ca-