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By Christopher Moore
Harper Collins Publishers
Recently released in paperback, Christopher Moore’s ambitious
attempt to create a fictional account of what Jesus Christ might have
done during the period of time between his childhood and his high
ly-chronicled teaching years, will leave readers laughing. That is
— if they know how to take a joke.
Moore by no means meant for “Lamb” to be taken as “The
Gospel.” If readers enjoy the novel for its hilarious dialogue and cre
ative wordplay, “Lamb” will surely please.
In the novel we are introduced to Biff, childhood pal of Jesus H.
Christ. Through Biff’s eyes, the readers witness the childhood and
maturation of the man who will one day be king. Biff is a striking
foil to young Jesus. Enjoying the finer things in life, such as girls
and sex. Biff is the downright opposite of the pious and faithful
Christ. The debates and philosophical exchanges between the two
characters serve to define Christ’s teachings and offer insight into
how he might have developed his beliefs.
Throughout the course of the novel. Biff protects the “naive”
boy-messiah from the world. He travels with Jesus throughout his
journeys, which include learning Kung Fu from a group of monks,
fighting demons in a temple ruled by an ancient magician and teach
ing an elephant yoga. Full of excellent pacing and hilarious misad
ventures, “Lamb” transcends its potentially blasphemous nature
with the sheer joy of reading such comedic genius.
Like all good stories, “Lamb” is full of raw human emotion.
Moore manages to capture Biff and Christ’s friendship with such
believability, readers will not doubt for a minute why Jesus consid
ers such a blatant sinner as Biff his best friend.
As Biff seeks to protect Jesus, he falls in love with Mary of
Magdelena, whose heart belongs solely to Jesus. Plot twists such as
this bring out the human side of characters of the Bible. Stunningly
well researched, “Lamb” is full of interesting facts and information
about the way of life in the past. Facts permeate and augment the
story. Facts that appear in the book include the information that the
name Jesus is the Greek translation of the Hebrew Yeshua, which
translates to Joshua in English.
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ing, the author could not decide whether to continue with his
comedic journey through Jesus’ life or suddenly sober up to tell of
his crucifixion.
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with a half-hearted attempt to evoke sadness. The scattering of jokes
throughout the final chapters leave readers feeling conflicted
whether to laugh or cry. With a superb beginning and an excellent
middle, the ending leaves readers with a bitter aftertaste.
The epilogue is a redeeming element for the author, as it contains
the hope and joy that was Moore’s intent to convey.
Overall, “Lamb” is an excellent experience that is not
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Pete Sampras
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He has become an investor, partner
and consultant at Tennis Magazine — his
first corporate commitment since his
retirement in August at the U.S. Open.
Sampras will be involved in marketing
and will contribute articles and instruc
tion pieces.
The decision was announced Monday
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executive officer of IMG, which repre
sents Sampras.
Sampras won a record 14 Grand Slam
singles titles — Wimbledon (seven), U.S.
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NEW YORK (AP) — A Queens man
suspected of stalking singer Sheryl Crow
was arrested after he sneaked into the
arena where she was doing a sound
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After the Monday evening sound
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ousine, police said.
Ballroom employees went to the police
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dangerous.
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her family,” Van Kappos said.
“We are sorry if my brother caused her
any grief. It must be somewhat frighten
ing to the singer and her family. He’s,
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