Do you want to be a Physician’s Assistant? The Office of Professional School Advising is providing a seminar for students, instructing them how to get into P.A. school. Seminar Dates Mar. 18 @ 11:00 a.m. Mar. 26 @ 4:15 p.m. April 16 @ 4:00p.m. April 24 @ 11:00 a.m. June 10 @ 2:00 p.m. June 13 @ 2:00p.m. Sept. 16 @4:00 p.m. Sept. 24 @ 11:00 a.m. If you are interested in applying to P.A. school in Fall 2004, then please contact the Office of Professional School Advising at 847-8938 or come by room 205 of the Academic Building to register. The workshop location will be given to you at the time of registration. 4 AGGIELIF[ Monday, March 17, 2003 THE BATTALIOfl wsp UEB WATCH museumofhoaxes.com A hoax is any act that is intended to trick others. It has been happening for hundreds of years, and it will continue for hundreds more to come. The Museum of Hoaxes is a Web site dedicat ed to archiving the truth behind the greatest hoax es in history. The stories found on the Web site date from the 17()()s and extend to the present. The Web site is maintained by Alex Boese, a graduate student at the University of California in San Diego. Boese explains each hoax in great detail and in a manner that resembles a school textbook. The history of the hoax and any proof debunking it is given in an objective manner, and pictures are provided when available. A book of stories is available for anyone who becomes addicted to the Web site. bristos.com Sending a greeting card through e-mail isa simple way to show your affection. Bristos.cou offers hundreds of cards for every possible occa sion. The cards use flash to make them animaid and interactive. Sending and receiving cards via e-mail is easy and, most importantly, free. While the site offers a great service, it is impossible to avoid pop-up ads — thanks to its many advertisers. Constantly closing these win dows can easily become annoying. 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Melrose Apartments 601 Luther St. West College Station, TX 77840 979.680.3601 www.melrose.com Published in 2()()(), Boese put together "The Museum of Hoaxes” with the best stories on the Web site and included extra details. The Museum of Hoaxes is a fascinating site that easily draws visitors and keeps them there for hours. Visitors can test their own ability to spot a hoax through quizzes. They can also dis cuss any hoax with other visitors on a forum. Overall, it's an educational and informative Web site that is worth visiting. Plan on staying around tor awhile, because the site's information seems to be endless. A Waste of Cyber Keep on Surfing Web-Worthy Plan to Stay Logged On Check it outi bookmark iti Ifl everyone on your ( Buddy List —Denise Sehoppe am Don Johnson denies money laundering LOS ANGELES (AP) - Actor Don Johnson says bank state ments found in his car listing $8 billion in transactions weren't his — and he is in no way involved in money laun dering. Johnson told CNN's Larry King on Friday that the papers, discovered by German cus toms officials in November when he crossed the border PEOPLE IN THE NEWS from Switzerland, belonged to potential investors with whom he was discussing a movie proj ect. The former “Miami Vice" and "Nash Bridges" star said he might sue a German tabloid and other media that published stories last week alleging he was involved in illegal activities. "They perpetuated this story of money laundering based on no evidence, based on no inves tigation, and it's caused me an unbelievable grief, unbelievable grief," he said, adding that banks closed two of his accounts because of the story. "My son called me crying," said Johnson, 53. "It's been ter rible. This has been one of the most difficult weeks of my life.' Johnson said he was return ing to Germany from a meet ing in Switzerland when the officials made a routine check of his car. Customs spokesman Wolfgang Schmitz said the officials returned the papers after making copies and are continuing to review them. He said there was no indi cation of any illegal transactions, Johnson said he thought noth ing of the incident at the time, "I signed some autographs we joked around," he said o! the time he spent with cus toms officials. No. Texas A&M cen Sunday. Ruggiar A&I By M THE After enterir Tournaments w men’s and wo each made first Dallas. As a re now has a coac men's team a\ potential postse Following a hands of Baylor ence tournamer Coach Peggie C contract would ordering y< ^p://recsp * W. Rugby * W. Lacross * W. Lacross * M. Lacros: * Racquetba • It's a grei at your A