2003 Ecological Integration Symposium “Natural History and Modern Conservation” Texas A&M University Presidential Conference Center Saturday, February 22, 2003 Speakers: Harry Greene, Hans Paerl, Tom Sherry, Maureen Stanton, Tom Swetnam V Free registration!! visit: wfscnet.tamu.edu Liberal Arts Career Week All majors welcome! Monday, Feb. 24th: Resume Writing 5:30p.m. Koldus 111 Tuesday, Feb. 25 th : Behavioral Interviewing 5:30p.m. Koldus 111 Wednesday, Feb. 26 th : Career Fair Networking 5:30p.m. Koldus 111 Thursday, Feb. 27 th : Alumni Forum Panel discussion and reception with former students 6:00p.m. Reed Arena Friday, Feb. 28 ,h : Liberal Arts Career Fair And Communications Career Fair 10:00a.m.-3:00p.m. Rudder Exhibit Hall For a complete list of companies attending the career fair and other info please check out our website. www.lasctamu.org 4 AGGIELIFI Friday, February 21, 2003 THE BATTALION * The Rocket Summer ''Calendar Days" The Militia Group It seems like the thing to do these days: go into a studio, make an amateur recording, start off small and hope someone notices you and you make it big. Dashboard Confessional did it. Jack Johnson did it, even Abandoned Pools did it. For Bryce Avary and his project The Rocket Summer, the idea couldn't have been any worse. The result is his album “Calendar Days.” In this bad move with unforgivable results, “Calendar Days” presents the listener with 10 tracks which are essentially the same song rewritten enough to pass as something different. The lack of musical range is also amplified by trite lyrics that make a typical emo garage band look like Bob Dylan and off-key singing that makes Bob Dylan sound like Freddie Mercury, not to mention the incredi bly mediocre instrumental accompaniment. And just in case you haven’t figured out you were in a musical black hole yet, the track “What We Hate, We Make “ features a sixth grade girls choir. In all fairness, the choir isn't that bad. However, Avary's vocals, along with the choir, creates a sonic dissonance that would make even Homer’s sirens gnash their teeth. Perhaps the biggest atrocity associated with this album is that Bryce Avary expects listeners to pay their hard-earned money, only to be tor tured by his musical ineptness. After this deba cle, Avary should consider another career path and leave his rock and roll fantasies at home. —Juan Rim CRAWFISH BOIL (EVERY FRIDAY UNTIL JUNE) CORN * POTATOES * GUMBO 5:00 - while they last plus ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT HAPPY HOUR 25% OFF ALL MENU ITEMS $ 1.50 bar drinks, domestic pints, bottle beer (including imports), frozen drinks 696-5570 for details Get your tail over here!! NEWS IN BRIEF "The Bachelor" breaks off his engagement NEW YORK (AP) - After get ting engaged in romantic, dta- matic fashion before million! of people on TV's "Tbe Bachelor,'" Helene Eksterowic said she was dumped uncete- moniously at a Starbucks neai her New Jersey apartment. Eksterowicz said Aaron Buerge broke up with her five weeks after the ABC reality show's Nov. 20 finale, telling her he was no longer "emo tionally invested." "It felt like a bomb dropped,' the 28-year-old elementary school psychologist told People magazine for its Mardi 3 issue. "I said, 'I feel very deceived by you. You've told me every single day that you love me, and now this is AY Eksterowicz said she mi/ Buerge, a 28-year-old bate from Springfield, Mo., '"triedto talk every day on the phone, but it was hard." As for the two- carat diamond engagement ring, which Buerge paid foi himself, Eksterowicz is keeping it in a safe-deposit box. May Graduates The Official Texas A&M Graduation Announcements JW V, http://graduation.tamu.edu Make sure you get the Official Announcements MSC Box Office M-F llam-8pm 979-845-1234 1-888-890-5667 At A&M pitcher Sof There’s i rings true t which will r after playi Southwest 7 The Bob< Aggies (8-6; the second g two batters i ior pitcher . double, whi Bobcats nee though they The Aggi ondgame, b one run leac enemies, al s Int resic unriT Prc and ] a sig C Three tied im rw and intm Hus expe facili