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two junior yell leader positions
won the required 4,496 vote
majority, and the top four candi
dates, Joe Holloway, Tim
Bailey, Charlie Lima and
Jonathan Lusk, will compete in
a runoff. Lusk won 4,103 votes
(24 percent), Bailey got 3,420
votes (20 percent), Lima
received 2,461 votes (14 per
cent) and Holloway got 2,114
votes (12 percent). Lusk and
Bailey are the Corps nominees.
Runoff elections for both jun
ior and senior yell leader and class
officers will be April 3 and 4.
Class of 2003 officers are:
Chris Durham president, Becky
Jacobs vice president, Kelly
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helped administer first aid.
Two hours later, a suicide bomber walked into
a paramedics’ dispatch station in the Jewish settle
ment of Efrat in the West Bank and detonated his
explosives. The attacker died and four medics
were wounded, including a trainee who was in
serious condition.
President Bush, who has defended Israel’s offen
sive, condemned Sunday’s bombings and said they
would not “deter him from the pursuit of peace,”
White House spokesman Gordon Johndroe said.
Coke secretary, Zach Taylor
treasurer, Jason Falcon social
secretary and Brooke Haley
historian.
There will be a runoff for Class
of 2004 president between candi
dates Erin Bennett and Jon
Kleckley, and for vice president
candidates Stephanie Goodman
and Christopher Farmer.
Remaining Class of 2004 officers
are: Cindy Abbott secretary,
Jeremy Crow treasurer, Stephanie
Lyles social secretary and Lindsey
Shanklin historian.
There will be a runoff for
Class of 2005 president between
candidates Jared Grisham and
Curt Steinhorst. Remaining
Class of 2005 officers are:
Courtney Wall vice president,
Sara Duggan secretary, Tim
Soeken treasurer, Brandi
Weishuhn social secretary and
Courtney Fairchild historian.
Residence Hall Association
officers are: John Casares presi
dent, Eric D’Olive vice president
for administration, Rex Williams
vice president for programs, Chris
MahafTey vice president for rela
tions and Suzanne Hill vice presi
dent for operations.
Class of 2002 agent winners
are Sam Seidel, Lisa Schlitzkus
and Kevin Graham.
The proposed referendum
that would allow students to
purchase Microsoft software at a
discounted price passed with a
70 percent approval.
Voter turnout, 9,479, was
down from last year’s turnout of
10,307.
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The first group affecij
juniors, who begin
viewing for intemshipsi
week. Although the eliitj
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number of interviews!
options for many studj
Benjamin said he feel;
students interviewing
campus this week will
internships.
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coming (to interview),ai
expect all our studentsti
get internships,” Bern
said. "There are plentyof
with other firms.”
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will be those studentscoe
back from current intern
with Andersen, who ! IS. Eliot'
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or expected job offers •me. April 1
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feel good that they will
able to get jobs.”
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dents affected. Many
dents, who interned i
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dents jobs, these studci. .^y brothers
will be scrambling to
jobs between now. May ai am p US p 0St 0 f
In Ramallah, under Israeli control since Friday,
dozens of European peace activists, their arms
raised and holding white flags, marched past
bewildered Israeli soldiers into Yasser Arafat’s
office to protest the confinement of the Palestinian
leader by Israel. The protesters said they would
stay with Arafat, who has accused Israel of trying
to kill him, human shields.
Earlier in the day, Israeli forces surrounding the
building exchanged fire with Arafat’s guards, and
Palestinian officials said Arafat was just a few
yards from the fighting. Several guards were
wounded, two of them seriously. At least 13
Palestinians and two Israeli soldiers have been
killed in Ramallah since Friday.
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Robert Gates, former head of
the Bush School and former
director of the CIA, is scheduled
to visit today.
Two more candidates who
remain unidentified are also in
the running Regent officials
said. The A&M System Board
of Regents will announce the
new president in June, when
President Dr. Ray M. Bowen
will step down.
Whitmore earned his bach
elor’s of arts and master’s in
speech and theater from
Washington State University.
While at the University of
Texas, he said he helped in a
$31 million fund raising effort
for the liberal arts program
and would be comfortable
with the role of a fundraiser
that a president must play,
since fine arts departments
rely on private funds.
According to search commit
tee chair Dr. John Junkins,
Whitmore has grown up in aca
demics and demonstrated a
strong career.
“He has made his mark
everywhere and has many out
standing accomplishments,”
Junkins said.
One other goal Whitmore said
he has would be to increase the
diversity of the University so that
the student body, faculty and
staff reflect the Texas population.
During his three-day visit to
Texas A&M, Whitmore said he
has experienced excellence in
the classroom as well as athletic
programs.
“This is a University full of
energy, vitality and hope for the
future,” he said.
August graduation dates.
“The problem is we (iot
know what’s going to tiappj ileasant for the
and we are dealing with a sla ras a practice
period of time,” Benjaii nessy or gooe>
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