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Twice-a-week class for the October GRE starts September 1 st ! 800.2Review I www.PrincetonReview.com 1816 Ponderosa • College Station • 979-696-5555 KMe&f ***9*4 #9* *■ Fs 1 ******! «*■«*«* ^ fife***ft*)** « *9* #IK Page 4A THE BATTALION Sports Wednesday, August 22 .^jnesday^. Let the guessing begin AT PRESEASON W hen you take a look at the preseason col lege football polls, remem ber one thing: Predicting the future never has been an easy job. Most of us do not know what our plans are for Thursday night, let alone 16 weeks from now. So, with foot ball season quickly approach ing, take a look at both the Associated Press and the USA Toc/ay-ESPN Coaches’ rank ings to see what the experts have to say. • Both polls agree on the top four teams. The University of Florida is the consensus No. 1, followed by Miami, defending national champion University of Oklahoma and Nebraska. But the story is not that simple. In the AP poll, second- ranked Miami received 60- plus percent more first-place votes than Florida. And in both polls, each team in the top four received at least four first- place votes. Clearly, there is not a solid favorite. • In both rankings, the Big 12 features four teams in the top 25 and promises to be one of the tougher conferences in the nation. OU, Nebraska and the University of Texas all received first-place votes and look to be contenders for a national title. Kansas State also will be a force, coming in as high as No. 11. UT may have the best shot at a national title, as they will avoid both Nebraska and Kansas State in the regular season. Whichever team is left standing after the Big 12 Championship game will have to be considered for a spot in the Rose Bowl. • After a lackluster 7-5 record last season, Texas A&M failed to make the top 25 in either poll. The Aggies are ranked No. 34 by the AP and No. 32 by USA Today-ESPN. Last season, A&M spent a majority of the season out of the top 25 before peaking at No. 21 in the AP poll in November. • The University of Alabama is ranked again. After entering last season at No. 3 in both polls and touted as a national title contender, the Crimson Tide finished the year with a 3-8 record and a label as one of the biggest disappoint ments of 2000. • The biggest jump up the charts belongs to Florida. The Gators, a preseason No. 1 this year, finished last season No. 11 in the USA Today-ESPN rankings after losing two of their final three games. The biggest drop-off belongs to the Washington Huskies, who finished last sea son at No. 3 with an 11-1 record and enter this season ranked No. 15 by the AP. • For what it is worth, last year’s preseason polls showed very little similarity to the final rankings. Ten of the top-25 teams in the AP poll finished the season unranked, and none of the top 25 started and finished the season in the same position. The coaches* poll did not fare any better, with just one team staying in the same posi tion and nine teams finishing the season unranked after being a preseason top 25. What will happen with the rankings this year? The answer: No one knows, but you can bet it will be unpre dictable. » 1. Florida (20) 2. Miami (33) 3. Oklahoma (10) d. Nebraska (4) 5. Toxas (5) g her not4 6. Florida St fyy" 7. Orpqon , review it 8. Tannessee ‘g against rid Moiuki' 9. Virginia State Leggett.; 10. Georgia Techra month i )hand over 11. Oregon St >r a bool 12. Michiqan [ouston sot 13. Kansas St 1d. LSU pto 18 mof 15. Washington Attorney: aid Leggett 16. Northwestern o Ult l( ,Yeo 17. UCLA ■Y partial aat U.s. 18. Notre Dame 19. Clemson 20. Missisipp/Sf ® NEWS i 21. South Cfirolin? NASA S| 22. Wisconsin ^ chn,c,i . airwaves 23. Ohio St True Braym is a sophomore agricultural journalism major. I CAPE CA 2d, Colorado St - A techni 25. Alabama Johnson Spa With a pair iMtnliimK the NASA rtureseatfhHIttiB embarrassing C MAI ) MAI I \\f • THF Comets knocked out of WNBA playoffi ace agency I The cursi the last room (ith the retu HOUSTON (AP) — The Houston Comets were forced to admit that it was the end of a beautiful run. Still, as they left the WNBA playoffs for the first time without a championship, their pride was still shining. “It has been a wonderful four years. We’ve won four championships, but Fve never been prouder of a team,” Comets coach Van Chancellor said. “I thought we played extremely hard all year. You could throw one (perform ance) in the Atlantic Ocean at times, but we played as hard as I’ve ever seen.” And so, there will be a new WNBA champion for the first time in league his tory as the Los Angeles Sparks—eliminat ed by the Comets the past two years—sent Houston home a loser this time, 70-58 Monday night. The Sparks took the first round of the WNBA playoff series 2-0 and will advance to the Western Conference finals while the Comets experience an early off-season. “They (Sparks) were better this sea son,” Comets forward Tammy Jackson said. “When they get to four champi onships, they can start talking.” The Comets played the season without Sheryl Swoopes and Cynthia Cooper, two of the key players in the Comets’ four- year domination of the league. Cooper retired to coach at Phoenix and Swoopes had a season-ending knee injury before the first game. “We lost two Olympians, the whole season has been an adjustment,” guard Coquese Washington said. “The Sparks are a great team. They’re more formidable in the post with (Latasha) Byears.” The Comets could not overcome the Sparks in either of the playoff games. They fought to a 59-59 tie in the closing minutes of Game l, but Lisa Leslie hit two of her 19 points in the final six seconds clinching it for the Sparks. In Game 2, with leading scorers Tina Thompson and Janeth Arcain slowed by injuries, the Comets managed a 54-52 lead with 5:58 to play. But Tamecka Dixon tied it and Leslie had another big game with 28 points and 18 rebounds. S astronauts, w land Wednes Its been a wonderful four years. We've won four champi onships, hut I've never been prouder of a team. — Van Chancellor Comets head coach Chancellor cited he losses of Cooper and Swoopes and the improved play by the Sparks as reasons the Comets are out of the playoffs. He also noticed the play of Leslie, who was not voted an All-Star starter. “Lisa Leslie is on a mission,” Chancellor said. “When we went to* the All-Star game and they didn't vote her into the starting lineup, I said ‘Oh my God, those crazy fans.’ I should have stuffed the ballot box. “She was on a mission at the All-Star game and she’s been on a mission ever since.” The Comets did not use their injuries as excuses. . “Our injuries were unfortunate, you can't say it would’ve been di with all our players,” rookie Ami Lassiter said. “We played hard andtk all you can do “The Sparks became a deeper andmd confident team this season. They shouil the favorite to win the championship. Arcain wished for a bit morerestl the second half of Monday’s elimio tion game. “My knee hurt when we started second half,” Arcain said. ‘'When,*> her (Thompson) on the floor, coach Janeth, you can go. 1 couldn't. But Li will because 1 stood to fight. In the first half, I did the bestl to help the team but they (Sparks)pto so well.” The Comets started the season byte ing their opening game to the Sparks a:] then reeled off 12 victories in their 13 games, including nine in a row,f 12-2 record. Then, the demise started. The Coi finished out the season 7-11 and limps into the playoffs as the fourth seed team. They ranked 12th among 161 in scoring, field goal percentage three-point percentage uttle Disco 1 NASA was |V interviewc wd echoes 1 pace a gene werberation ale voice sh hich also ec The John ublic affairs esulting pho We apolc venience tha person will ’ roper use ohnson s •ethke. The lied only as erson. “We had so much adversity,” Area: said. “A lot of things happened to Comets this season. We couldn’t passfo that. We lost so much.” Chancellor is convinced the Sparksai the favorites to replace the Comets. “I’d be stupid if I said anything else, got to play them again next year, Chancellor said. MAIN STAGE The Code's The Thing! 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