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The story is about a young martial arts stu dent (Chan) who becomes involved with a gang of thieves when he mistakenly grabs the wrong package off a train. The high-powered gang comes after Chan in search of its goods, and of course he must fight them off with his infamous style of drunken boxing — hence the title of the film. Like Popeye had spinach, Chan has alco hol to give him strength when he needs it most. The film’s tone is classic Chan — lots of slapstick and no subtlety. However, thanks in part to Chan’s performance, the comedy does not seem as bad as that of some other Hong Kong imports. Most people will watchthistl for the fighting anyway, and this film does® liver in that regard. The fight scenes are choreographed beat! fully. Each one has a distinct and originalf* so it does not seem like the audience iswaidl the same thing again and again. Chan shows! skill in contorting and bending his body as:« moves his body in ways many viewers' believe possible. 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