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ADOPTION
FOR RENT
Unplanned Pregnancy? Former students hoping to
adopt. For information: http://sites.netsoape.net/jame-
saw53/homepage Legal/medical expenses only.
Manufactured homes- 2&3/bdrm, 1&2/bath, $400-up.
Close to TAMU. No pets. 823-3106. One month's free
rent.
AUTO
1992 Isuzu Rodeo, $5,950. Call 694-8812.
New 3bdrm/2bth Rock Hollow Duplexes, preleasing now
for August. No pets. $1,000/mo. 823-0390 or 846-
5722.
'92 Mitsubishi Eclipse, 5-speed, a/c. Great condition,
must sell! $2800/nego. 696-8150.
Pre-lease for August. 2bdrm/1bth, 4-plex/duplex, 4
locations, $400-$500. Call 693-1448.
Cars for $29/mo., $0 down, 24-months, 19.9%. For list
ings, 800-319-3323 xt.3782.
For Sale: 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited, 4-wheel
drive, black, loaded. $21,500. 255-9209.
WASHERS & DRYERS FOR RENT. Don't buy, rent a
washer & dryer, $28/month (plus tax).
UniversityLeasing, Local, Faster, Better, 764-3902.
www.universityleasing.com
AUTOMOTIVE REPAIR
FOR SALE
Mason's Mobile Car Repair. Help on the spot. General
Automotive Repair. 828-4832.
BED AND BREAKFAST
‘96 Kawasaki Jet-ski 750ZXI, will pull skier, $4300. Call
693-1082.
Brazos Bottom Plantation Home available for A&M
events (home games, parents weekend, graduation),
weddings, weekend get-aways. For information/ reser
vations call Rebecca Sicilio Lewis,'70, 409-696-0091.
Entertainment center $50, glass top kitchen table $30,
golf iron set $60, mid-size refrigerator $70. Call Brandon
at 693-7354.
DJ MUSIC
"Party Block Mobile DJ"- Peter Block, professional/
experienced. Specializing in Weddings, TAMU func
tions, lights/smoke. Mobile to anywhere. Book early!!
693-6294. http://www.partyblockdj.com
Mobile Home for sale.
$8,500. 281-480-5822.
2bdrm/1bth, W/D. Must Sell!
FOR RENT
Sectional sleeper sofa for sale. Brown & tan striped.
$150. Call 846-6405.
1-2/bedroom apartments. Some with w/d, some near
campus. $175-$325/mo. 696-2038.
HELP WANTED
2bdrm/1bth 4-plex in CS with w/d, new carpet, new
appliances, on shuttle route, $525/mo. 695-9646.
$$$Danders, dancers, dancers$$$. .Flexible hours. Silk
Stocking 690-1478. 18+only.
2bdrm/1 bth studio style 4-plex, ceiling fans, shuttle bus,
no pets. 2409 Bosque, CS, $440/mo. 731-8951.
3bdrm/2bth duplex, excellent location, Dexter @SW
Pkwy. Full-size w/d, available now, $1100/mo. 846-
7454.
3bdrm/2bth like new duplexes, spacious, ceiling fans,
privacy fence, lawn maintenance. No pets. Mid August.
$975/mo. 775-4225.
Available 8/10, two story, 2bdrm/1.5bth, doll house, 402-
AMacArthur. $725. 693-1448.
Earn extra income by cleaning offices M-F, after 5p.m.
823-5031.
CS duplex, 2bdrm/1bth, w/d connections, 1611-SW
Parkway. No dogs! $550/mo. 776-8399.
Full time receptionist position available for Oral
Surgeons office. Experience preferred but not required.
Please call 764-7101 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri.
For lease new 3bdrm/2bth duplex. $1000/mo., $600
deposit. No pets. Call (979)693-8298.
FREE LOCATOR SERVICE. Apartments, Duplexes,
Fourplexes, Houses, Alpha-Omega Properties, Broker.
693-0868.
Looking for Marketing majors for summer work.
Wintergate Marketing, 764-5902.
Manager/ office assistant, p/f-time, computer skills+.
Call Compuview at 846-5454.
House For Rent. 2bdrm/1bth, CH/A, $450/mo.,
deposit. 1407 East 23rd, Bryan; 903-595-1602.
$450
Part-time programmer wanted by local engineering soft
ware firm. Flexible hours, great real world experience.
Call Mike at 776-7520 for e-mail downie@capsher.com
Last chance! 2bdrm, hollywood baths, convenient to
campus. Too many extras to list. Summer special 1st
month $439. 693-3325.
Part-time receptionist needed. Fred Brown Kia Hyundai.
Flexible hours. Apply in person, 1309 Texas Avenue,
Bryan.
ATHLETE’S FOOT STUDY
HERPES SIMPLEX VIRUS
RESEARCH STUDY
Volunteers, ages 12 and up, need
ed for a 6-week research study of
investigational medication for the
treatment of athlete’s foot. Eligible
volunteers will be compensated.
Volunteers, ages 18 and older, with
oral (fever blisters) or genital her
pes needed to participate in a brief
specimen procurement study.
Eligible volunteers will receive
$20.00 .
Call for information.
J&S Studies, Inc.
409-846-5933
Newsday Crossword
ACROSS
1 DiMaggio and
DeLuise
5 Classic autos
9 Heineken
competitor
14 Part of BTU
15 Forearm bone
1.6 Greek market
“Push my
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19 Columnist
Barrett
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20 Vaulted
21 Column style
23 Equipment
26 Step supports
29 Practice one’s
lines
33 “Amen!”
34 180-degree
maneuver
35 Burritos’ kin
37 Explosive
letters
38 Free
39 Four-door car
64 Gymnast
Korbut
65 Actors
Stephen and
William
66 Coarse
file
67 Leery
DOWN
1 Twofold
2 Back then
3 Shiny
mineral
4 “Halt!”
5 Ship’s
steerer
6 Whitney or
Wallach
7 Yoko _
8 Beach
surface
9 Inner-city
sections
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10 Self-centered
person
11 “Squeeze me!”
12 Malay ,
isthmus
13 Airline to
Stockholm
18 Daughter of
Lear
22 Director
Welles
24 Fall flower
25 Some
school books
27 Attacks
28 Pay up
29 Eraser
material
30 Stan Fr.
31 “I’m cranky!”
32 Fish-eating
bird
36 Insertion
mark
39 “Blue
Shoes”
40 West of
Hollywood
42 Missing
bureau
43 Diet guru
Jenny
45 Drained
47 Snuggle
51 Ski lift
53 Get taller
54 Elaborate
party
55 RR driver
56 June 6, 1944
57 Prefix for
goblin
58 “Long and
Far Away”
60 Menu
phrase
61 Derek and
Jackson
40 Morning fog
41 Auctioneer’s
quest
42 More pristine
43 Erie or Suez
44 French
president’s
palace
46 Make over
48 Esteem
49 Greek portico
50 Topple
52 Changed
direction
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company
59 “Flip my lid!”
62 Poet Nash
63 Moises of
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HELP WANTED
Part-time RECEPTIONIST, Monday & Friday only.
Hours: 7:30-3:00. Call Tammy @979-776-2135.
Partners Now Hiring. Good pay, flexible hours. Apply in
person. 113-Walton, C.S.
Semen Donors Needed (Between 18-44 yrs.) to assist
infertile couples. Excellent Compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank at 713-799-9937 or E-Mail
Houstoncryo@aol.com
MISCELLANEOUS
AVON... Better than ever. Samples, Free Shipping.
Debra Simpson, Independent Sales Rep. 690-1449.
2&3/bdrm late model manufactured homes. $15,000-up
(Cash). 823-3106.
Martial Arts Instruction. Adult and Children's classes
available. 774-9858 or email: martialarts®cox-inter
net, com
Supplement Store Out Of Business. Vitamins, Herbs,
Creatin, Sport Supplements- Cheap! 255-2856.
PERSONAL
Individualized Personal Training - First impressions are
everything!! Student discount. 680-0239
Entertainment Center- $45; Kitchen Table- $120;
Couch- $150; Massaging Recliner- $75; Queen
Waterbed- $50; Chair- $45. E-mail cseth@tamu.edu for
pictures.
PETS
Adopt: Puppies, Kittens, Cats, Dogs. Many pure
breeds! Brazos Animal Shelter- 775-5755.
Blue and red heelers. 6-week old, tails bobbed, first
shots. $55. Phone: 778-2143, leave message.
Free puppies to good home. 6-wk old german shepard,
black lab mix. Very cute, very sweet. 979-693-8123.
The Cat's Cradle has fabulous felines for adoption to
great homes. For a precious companion. Call 936-825-
8610.
Bartenders make $100-$300 per night. No experience
necessary. Call 1-800-981-8168 ext.245.
REAL ESTATE
Copy Corner. Part-time typist/graphic artist with experi
ence in Pagemaker, Illustrator and Photoshop. Must be
able to work directly with public. Available shifts are
evenings and weekends. Mail resume to 1404 Texas
Ave. S., CS,TX 77840 or come by to complete an appli
cation.
1999 mobile home. 16x82, 3/2 in park, shed, front-
porch. $33,900. 690-8168.
ROOMMATES
1-M/F to share new house in CS. 5-min to A&M,
3bdrm/3bth, large yard, patio, w/d, $400/mo. +1/3util.
negotiable. Available 8/1. 680-8260.
Duplex, furnished, all bills paid. Must like cats. Non-
smokers only! 255-3000.
Laid back Female needed to share 2bdrm/1,5bth condo.
$400/mo., all bills paid. Melissa 694-9184.
Layne’s of CS hiring cooks and counter help for sum
mer/fall. Apply in person. 696-7633.
Looking for three roommates for brand new 4bdrm/4bth
condo in University Place on Southwest Parkway.
$380/mo. +1/4billS. 680-1776.
Male to share new 4-bedroom home. CS, large yard,
deck, fireplace, 1-yr. lease, $325/mo. (979)693-6731
ask for JC or (254)698-7261. rschoel@edoutfitters.com
Roommate needed, summerll lease. 3bdrm/2bth house
in College Station. Male. $325/mo. 695-7778.
Rooms for rent. University Place Condos, private bed
rooms, bath, walk-in closets. $410/mo. includes elec
tricity, water, phone, cable. 695-6994.
SERVICES
AAA Texas Defensive Driving. Lots-of-fun, Laugh-a-lotN
Ticket dismissal/insurance discount. M-T(6pm-9pm),
W-Th(6pm-9pm), Fri.&Sat.- Fri(6pm-8pm) &Sat(10am-
2:30pm), Sat(8am-2:30pm). Inside BankofAmerlca.
Walk-ins welcome. $25/cash. Lowest price allowed by
law. 111-Univ. Dr., Ste.217. 846-6117. Show-up
30/min. early. (CP-0017).
Looking for a place to live? www.housing101.net... Find
summer housing!.
TUTORS
Needed: tutor for Info.305 (Stat.305), second summer
term, jul.5-aug.9, 846-0169.
PLAY ME by Bob Lubbers
Edited by Stanley Newman
Tutor available for all levels of math, stat., cpsc., phys.
and first 2-yr engineering. Call Shawn 847-0095.
WEIGHT LOSS
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Metabolite 356 Up To 30% Off! Free Delivery
Bryan/College Station. Credit Cards, Checks, Cash.
695-6983.
> R More Than Resumes > R
One to two page resume -- $50.00
Letters, all subjects, free estimate.
Notary Service (will come to you!)
Writing & editing by the project.
Call Jack (979) 574-8792
LOW BACK PAIN
STUDY
If you experience muscle pain in
your lower back, you may qualify
to take part in a local research
program testing a heat therapy
wrap applied to the skin or an
active pain relieving medication.
Men and Women
ages 18-55
EARN up to $100.00
For information call:
J&S Studies, Inc.
979-846-5933
Tuesday, June 27, 200'
Fantasia 2000
Walt Disney Pictures
Directed by Gaetan Brizzi
Rated G
Fantasia 2000 is pure animation bliss. This joy of a film
takes its audience into a dream world filled with excite
ment and adventure and accented by humor and clever
story lines.
The movie, like Disney's 1940 Fantasia, is a medley of
separate stories placed one after another, creating a solid
movie with smooth transitions.
Disney's creative team developed seven new animat
ed tales for this artistic epic. However, the film's biggest
highlight was “The Sorcerer's Apprentice," starring a
magical and curious Mickey Mouse, from the original
Fantasia.
No words are spoken by any of the characters in the
film. Rather, the music of Beethoven and Gershwin and
the sounds of brass, string and percussion serve as the
script.
Disney's concept of mixing imaginative visuals with
classical and jazz music was a brilliant innovation in film-
making in 1940 and works again today. In one tale,
Donald Duck stars in a unique rendition of the biblical
story of Noah's Arc.
Another tale expresses the hues of the Northern
Lights and the habits of imaginary flying whales.
One highlight of Disney's latest achievement is its
ability to hold onto a smart story throughout the entire
film. Each animated tale is independent of the next, but
all are equally clever.
Directors of other cartoon movies, including the cre
ators of Poketnon: The First Movie and Titan: A.E., often fail
to create a strong storyline, and instead count on high-
tech animation to draw in audiences. Pretty pictures do
not equal quality filmmaking if the movie has a weak
script.
No other animated movie this year compares to the
splendid art direction, amazing graphics and top-notch
storytelling of Fantasia 2000.
The original Fantasia was a mere prelude to this mod
ern-day masterpiece. (Grade A+).
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CHICKEN BUN
Chicken Run
Starring the voices of Mel Gibson, Julia Sawalha
and Jane Horrocks
Rated G
Chicken Run, a full-length film featuring a coop of clay-
mation chickens and their Nazi-like farmer captors, is an
excellent spoof of emotionally charged prison dramas
like Shawshank Redemption and The Great Escape.
Tweedy's Egg Farm takes on a concentration-cami
environment for its chicken prisoners, and ’numerous
escapes led by ringleader Ginger (Sawalha) give thecaf
tives their only hope to break free from the shackles
prison life and into the greener grass of their dreams
However, the freedom-minded fowl are continual:
thwarted by the fence-patrolling Mr. Tweedy and Is
ferocious guard dogs. The escapes, particularly the tins
nel escape, are similar to classic prison-break filmssei!
as Stalag 17 and The Great Escape, right down to tin I ond-guessed. Wit!
underground system of improvised railways.
This movie's strength is not its spoofs, but its mel
drama. This is taken to the extreme because the chicket 1 soon become a rea
are not turning out enough eggs to suffice the ev
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Overcoming the evil Tweedys is the chickens' ill
mate mission as they fight against time before they ms
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Hope comes when Rocky Rooster (Gibson) flies ini
the coop and promises to teach the gullible hens hov
fly out of their fateful doom. Gibson plays his role aril
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to the hilt. Gibson and Sawalha play the lead roles,h
Babs (Horrocks) steals the show as the slapstick cob
relief character. Her "Three Stooges"-style antics playd
the melodrama to create a laugh-out-loud classic.
Chicken Run combines an ingenious storyline wit
enough wit and humor to entertain audiences of all age
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rate stories that tie together near the
movie's end. All of the characters are
intertwined and, through plot twists,
influence one another.
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of the world and focuses on the conse
quences of living a life of trickery and
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death and rebirth, and is mixed with a
touch of dark humor," Justitz said
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