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May 2,2000 THE BATTALION Page 19 I Survey of Accounting Principles, I Introductory Accounting, ) Introductory Accounting, i ACCT IN CORP ENVIRON, j Introduction to Agricultural Econari I MKTG AGRICULTURAL PROD, MOD AG SYS & RNW NAT RES, 3 PRIN OF ANIM NUTRITION, Introduction to Anthropology, 1 Peoples & Culture of the World, ' INTRO BIB ARCHAEOLOGY, ) Art History Survey II, Comprehensive Biochemistry I, Introductory Biology, Introductory Biology, 2 Fundamentals of Chemistry II, 2 Fundamentals of Chemistry II, 1 ETYMOLOGICAL PRINCIPLE, 2 Principles of Economics, 3 Principles of Economics, 2 Applied Microeconomics Theory, 3 Microeconomic Theory, 3 INTRO TO LITERATURE, 3 Shakespeare, 3 American Lit Civil War to Present I Survey of English Literature I LANGUAGE OF FILM, 3 Literature for Children, I Literature for Adolescents, 3 Nonmetallic Materials, MANAGERIAL FINANCE I, FUND INTERNATL BUS, MONEY & CAPTL MRKTS, REAL ESTATE DCSN MKNG, 1 Genetics, 1 Introduction to Human Geograph 2 Geography of Global Village, 3 Planet Earth System Science, 4 Economic Geography, 1 Geography of the US, 1 PRINCIPLES OF GEOLOGY, History of the US, History of the US, History of American Seapower, i INTRO TO THE DISCIPLNE, ! 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Despite this, the to cities insist on main lining identities about as idependent of each other s Siamese twins. In the ase of Bryan and College tation, unlike the twins, the goal should be to nite and not divide them. There are several reasons for the cities to nite. Bryan and College Station are wasting oney by existing separately. Currently, there re two mayors, two police chiefs, two city ouncils and two bureaucracies to main- ain. Even worse, there are two city alls, two police stations and two fleets |t city vehicles. This duplication is asteful, not only of personnel, but also f money. I In terms of manpower (and womanpower, If course), having two governments means that he best person for any duplicated job, serves in hat position in only one city. It also means the econd-best also serves in that position in the ither city. By spreading the good people be- weentwo governments, the entire candidate ool is made shallower. Veterans of small-town [■politics know the dangers of a shallow candi- ■atepool, the results of which resemble a shal low gene pool. Do Bryan and College Station ant the best, or the second string? In terms of money, having two cities instead jof one is also wasteful. At many levels, salaries i mass comm law & society, Bost ( w j ce as much because twice as many peo- 1 Atmospheric Science. I, ,i i > i i- i Tpleare on payroll. 1 he lowest levels ol any de partment would still be employed with either one city or two, but having two of every higher office costs the taxpayers in duplicated salaries. In ad dition, the buildings are a colossal waste of money for building construction and in mainte nance. Not only must those buildings be heated in the winter and cooled in the summer, but they must be landscaped, repaired and kept clean, which costs a lot of money. Best still, a BRANDON HENDERSON/1 hi: Battalion combined government could sell one of the city halls at a premium, as College Station’s is in a prime location for local or chain merchants and Bryan's is a fairly new, fairly large office space. The sale price would be a very attractive amount of money in the bank. Another rea son for the cities to unite is that the cities themselves are effec tively one entity that must treat problems separately. Bryan and College Station are cur rently closer than a 3-year-old and her teddy* bear in a thunderstorm, but each can only zone, prosecute and administrate within its borders. A party in Bryan that offends residents in College Station presents a problem for the cities who try to figure out how to prosecute the offenders. Traffic control, urban growth, zoning and a host of other issues can be more effectively re solved by one city than two. Even worse, the presence of Texas A&M, while providing a large amount of life (and rev enue) for the cities, complicates things even further. Students are the cause of many of the problems in Bryan-College Station, including overcrowding, traffic, crime and drunk driving. Also, there is an extreme surplus of workers here due to the size of the student body, mak ing it very difficult for teen-agers and unskilled adults to find work. Yes, Aggies pay taxes to the cities, but no, students do not live in the community for more than a few years. They have nowhere near the same amount of incen tive to take care of and improve the commu nity as lifelong residents do. In the face of these obstacles, one unified government is in the ideal position to ensure the well-be ing of the community as a whole. If Bryan or College Station were to pass an ordinance that was extremely unpopular with the student body, the one city would simply be sponsoring an exodus to the other. As one city, Bryan-Col- lege Station can pass reasonable ordinances that may upset the students, but will be the right thing to do. It simply makes sense for Bryan and College Station to join and become one city. The identity of these cities are already inseparably linked. They are one city in essence, if not in name. It is time the name caught up to the reality. Chris Huffines is a senior speech communications major. Testosterone gel fuels debate of gains and risks T he debate over testosterone is nothing new. I For years, men have ; injected the hormone in hopes of becoming the stereotypical 1 , jnerrUe nici/e. iM , I It seems the'Sector of the male popula tion known as the U guy next door” no |onger exists. I With the creation of various pre- Bcription drugs to increase sex drive |nd the media’s portrayal of young, |irile men, males seem more unwilling |o accept Mother Nature’s way. In- tead, they create their own path. Inch places more men into the demo- ;raphic category of “wannabe Back- |treet Boys.” One way men attempt to curb their feelings of inadequacy is by using pre scribed doses of testosterone. About 4 million men whose bodies do not pro duce enough testosterone take a doctor- |rescribed synthetic version. Time mag azine reports that until now, these men had to take it by self-injection or with a testosterone patch applied to the scro tum. Ouch. And people think pulling off Band-Aids is painful. I This'summer, though, men every where can have easy access to the male ormone by using AndroGel, a rub-on testosterone ointment. Making testos terone easier to use is a bad idea for several reasons. The reasons most men get extra testos- rone are not life-threatening — they are frivolous. Having high testosterone levels ffiives them confidence, increases libido 'and aids in building muscle. I Using unnecessary drugs to feel more jonfident is ridiculous — almost as adiculous as buying a gargantuan extend ed cab pick-up truck jacked 12 feet off the {round to cruise around town. 1 Also, the male body manufactures less testosterone as it ages — it is a natural process. However, some aging men feel the need to keep their level “normal” by ob taining testosterone from their doctors. The extra testosterone makes them feel they are not losing their maleness as they age. Messing around with hormone lev els teeters on the edge of insanity. Men who receive extra testosterone re port feeling more peppy and on-edge few hours in a room full of menopausal women. Seeing what happens when hormone levels dramatically increase should convince them to leave their hormones alone. Another reason men consider adding testosterone to their bodies is to increase their sex drives; however, there are enough products on the market for that problem to help non-elderly men. WHKf WPt> BEEN R1DIN' my HARLEY] PSSST, I 'WINK, TINKY WINKYS (/SJN6 ''TESTOSTERONE GBl... in the days following the injection. There are already enough cases of people flying off the handle and shooting strangers at McDonald’s, not to mention the number of domestic abuse occurrences. Men should leave the “it’s just my hormones” excuse to the 52 percent of the population who have to deal with pre menstrual syndrome. Or maybe we should make men con sidering AndroGel or injections spend a As for elderly men, it is natural for men to lose some of their sex drive as they age. Sixty-five-year-old men were not meant to run around and spread their seed. Procreation is probably the top reason for sexual intercourse, though advertisers would roll over and croak if people were to figure that out. Notice the “faces of erectile dysfunction” seen on television — younger, good-looking ... How much do they pay those guys, anyway? Erectile dysfunction is supposed to affect mostly older men, right? Men may also turn to AndroGel or in jections in order to increase muscle mass more easily. Men trying to be like Mark McGwire may be the first in line for the new, easy-to-use gel form. Following them would be an array of adolescent guys trying to impress girls with big muscles. And since young men already have high testos terone levels, someone will be forced to sell AndroGel il legally, like they already do with other forms of steroids. This would only lead these hormonally overloaded men to more aggressive behavior that could turn dangerous, not to mention increase the sys tem of steroid bootlegging. One thing men may not know is that taking too much extra testosterone can lead their bodies to produce more estrogen, the “female” hormone. While both men and women produce both hormones, testosterone lev els are higher in men and vice versa, and should not be tampered with. It would serve them right if they turned into a combina tion of the Incredible Flulk and Martha Stewart. Putting testosterone in such an easy-to-use form will only cause more unnecessary abuse of prescribed drugs. Men who only use it for self-con fidence, libido or larger muscle potential will be dabbling with nature’s norm, which could cause them and their loved ones serious personal problems. Men need to refrain from fighting na ture and just be the “guy next door.” GUEST COLUMNIST Bonfire report, exam concerns addressed A s you are aware, the report of the Bonfire Commission will be re leased this afternoon following a press conference in Reed Arena. Although originally planned for completion and distri bution a month ago, the release of the report now falls on the last day of scheduled class es, only two days before the start of the final exam period. It is not unreasonable to ex pect that the release of the findings in the re port may cause some of our students, faculty and staff to have a recurrence of memories and strong emotions rivaling those felt immediately following the tragedy itself. Indeed, it may affect the ability of some of our students to properly concentrate on their preparations for final exams. As we enter the final examination period, it is expected that the administration of the final exams will proceed as planned. Howev er, should students feel the need for special consideration regarding the administration of their final exams, they should meet with the instructors of their classes and present the nature of any extenuat ing circumstances related to the release of the Bonfire Commission report that would adversely affect their ability to take the exams as scheduled. In addition, students anticipating special consideration are directed to meet with advisers in their academic major. In all cases, students should resolve requests for special consideration prior to the scheduled period for the final examination. There may be students intending to graduate in the May cere monies yet, due to the release of the Bonfire Commission report, feel they are unable to complete the requirements of all of their courses. A situation of incomplete requirements for a graduating student is not uncommon. Students faced with this situation may re quest the incomplete (1) grade from the instructor and then should endeavor to complete the remaining work as quickly as possible. I know that each of us desires what is best for our students, and I am confident that appropriate academic decisions will be made at all levels. I also know that the Aggie family will once again join to gether in appropriately accommodating and understanding our stu dents’ emotional needs. Jill Riley is a senior journalism, major Dr Ronald G. Douglas is executive vice president and provost. VIEW points Muster invocation . insensitive to some I For many Christians, it is important to share the word of God. Unfortunately, this sharing sometimes occurs at inappropriate times. Jeremiah Ebeling, Corps Chaplain, delivered the invocation at Muster this year and spoke of Christian beliefs, excluding and disrespecting many non-believing Aggies. Muster is a time for all Aggies to come back and feel comfortable while remembering their fallen friends. And while this campus may sometimes seem to be a completely Christian environment, it is not, and Aggies must respect that there are other non-Christian beliefs. t Ebeling made reference to God’s son and read from Philippians, a book in the Bible’s New Testa- ’ ment. For many, Ebeling’s words were heart-spoken ||nd inspiring, but it is understandable that non- Christian students would be offended by them. Marisa Minor, a senior psychology major, felt that out of the 13,000 people that attended Muster, the majority were probably Christian, but those who were not did not feel united as Aggies. “Being Jewish at A&M, I’ve always known it was Christian-oriented, but it has never been an issue for me personally. I felt that my right to pray was tak en away because I don’t pray to Jesus and that is who it was directed toward.” Excluding someone on this campus based upon their religious beliefs not only questions the 1st amendment of separation of church and state, but goes against the idea of the friendly, accepting cam pus we strive for. Not only is it completely unfair to bring such strong religious statements into a school function, but Ebeling’s invocation was completely detrimental to the purpose behind Aggie Muster. Families and Aggie friends of the deceased filled Reed Arena to take a moment to remember their friends and rela tives. And while many, including myself, believed strongly in the things Ebeling spoke of, it still caught us by surprise that such things were spoken of on this occasion. Muster is one of the most distinguished tradi tions on this campus. But when situations like this arise among our traditions and have a negative ef fect on some of our student body, Texas A&M has no reason to feel distinguished. — Melissa Bedsole Pranks go too far Everybody loves a good prank. However, pranks are always much more fun for the perpetrators than for the victims. Texas A&M has among its strong tra ditions a long-standing history of dorm rivalries and consequent pranks that are fun to hear about as part of Aggie lore. The price that is paid for a great story, though, can be excessively high. Rationality is not often enough a part of crazy college pranks. Two weeks ago, residents on the first floor of Moore Hall on Northside were awakened at 2 a.m. by an unbearable stench. A barrel of goo, filled with water, dead animals and human excrement that had been stagnating for some time, was dumped into Moore’s first floor hallway by culprits from a rival dorm. Two of the first floor residents salvaged as many items as they could from the floor before climbing out the window to escape the smeli. They lost their carpeting, several pairs of shoes and some clothing that was in the closet. The items were so badly stained that they could not be cleaned. Rivalries can be constructive and entertaining, but they go too far when they result in pranks that are dangerous and destructive. Dorms should not encourage such activities. People are hurt, property is destroyed, time is wasted and, sometimes, records are ruined. Students who have been talked into grand schemes of vandalism and chaos may find themselves in legal trouble with the Residence Hall Association, the University or the police. Extreme pranks also disrupt the university at mosphere. Pranksters lose valuable study or class time, and their victims may be unable to concen trate on school when dealing with the conse quences of pranks. Further, as in the case of Moore Hall’s victimization, the custodial and maintenance crews are forced to clean up after students who are supposed to be adults. That should not be part of their jobs. Pranking extremes give Texas A&M and Aggies a bad name. — Heather Corbell