Ov WILEY LECTURE SERIES M emorial Student Center The Waking Dragon Perspectives on U.S. China Trade Relations March 31, 2000 VV 8:00 P-rn. Rudder Auditorium $7 for students, $10 general admission wiley.tamu.edu ☆ This program is presented for educational purposes only and does not represent an endorsement of perspective. The views and opinions presented in this program do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the Memorial Student Center, MSC Wiley Lecture Series or Texas A&M University. Q W/ f $Vio eS Sc* .'H YOUR NEXT BIG BREAK ! Quite Possibly Our Biggest Porch Sale Yet! This S^turcUy March 25th 60 - 80% OFF - Everything Outside Must Go! Present a4 for additional 10% Off Any Porch Sale or New Spring Item ^ctne College Station Woodstone Shopping Center 694-8481 \s $VA^ S 2nd ANNUAL SPRING THING “The Spirit of Aggieland ” *FEATURING* Dub Miller and The Highway 6 Band March 25, 2000 7:30 pm Rudder Auditorium Tickets *5 at Rudder Box Office Proceeds benefit the bonfire fund Tons of door prizes COMICS Page 4 THE BATTALION Thursday, Marti Fish pUAi MEETi/V6 TrfE 6uvs You D^T£ , X appreciate you Look ia)6 our foR ME, Bor you CMr . wmss £VE^Y ftsn / 6UV I r6o 0uJ n yuiTW// Wes, SooSt my HoME6//?L ••• v/OuRE ^ 0A1 rw£ SAME Jj oob 60TS BY R. pan UE E0/E DoraIS l/V Coi STATroA/f SoudB El ^EEa/ AjEAR A "S00b"!! I DON'T GET IT BY GRINN & BARRE So the [what?] of the [who? theorem can be to the [slim shady . . .] portion . what a- /UoTT-uJ e(*. fJerABS-.. So the [yig'em sir] ofthe[gh sir] theorem can be to the [giy ern sir] portion. a «.eo- U-eAtti Nova Rangers By Gael XII & Johnny Utal This sucks. I can't believe we re stuck on this planet with no galactic rescue beacon I Here, I have a sign you can hold up for me... hff^ ACAe* P0S7TfcS ! Oscar theft suspect pleads innocent LOS ANGELES (AP) — A trucking company employee pleaded innocent Tuesday to stealing 55 Oscar statuettes that later turned up in a trash bin. Roadway Express employee Lawrence Edward Ledent, 38, charged with grand theft, was ordered held in lieu of $20,000 bail. His attorney, Jay Jaffe, said outside court that Ledent was “a dupe in this matter” and did not steal the Oscars. Jaffe said he believes that police think there were at least live people involved in the theft. Another Roadway Express employ ee arrested in the case, Anthony Keith Hart, 38, was not charged because there was insufficient evidence, said Sandi Gibbons, a district attorney spokesperson. The Oscars were manufactured by a Chicago company at a cost of about $18,000 and were shipped on March 3. They arrived at Roadway Express’ warehouse in Bell, Calif., on March 8 and then disappeared. Fifty-two of the gold-plated stat- People in the News uettes were recovered last weekend by a man who was scavenging in a trash bin. Whereabouts of the other three Os cars remained unknown Tuesday, hut there were plenty of statuettes available for Sunday’s ceremony. Airport to be named for 'Peanuts’ artist SANTA ROSA, Calif. (AP) — An airport will be named for “Peanuts” creator Charles Schulz. Sonoma County supervisors Tuesday approved a resolu tion changing the name of Sonoma County Airport to “Charles M. Schulz — Sonoma County Airport” for the late cartoonist. Schulz, who died Feb. 12 at his home in Santa Rosa after a battle with colon cancer, kept an airplane at the airport. Some of his family members are pi lots, said county Supervisor Paul Kel ley, who made the proposal. SCHULZ Power plant’s critic seek Brockovich’sal SALEM, Mass. (AP) —Criticsol power plant are looking for a power from the real Erin Brockovicl Brockovich, whose battle agaii Pacific Gas & Electric Co. in nia is the subject ofa new Julia Roto movie, plans to attend an April raiser for opponents ofthe Salempta The money will go to Salem Po® Plant HealthLink’s efforts to persto ■ Gov. Paul Cellucci to make olderpo* er plants reduce the e alleging 1 '' PG&E plant in California wasma people sick. PG&E alsohe money go to Salem Power Plant HealthLi efforts to persuade Gov. Paul Cell® 1 to make older power plants their emissions, said groupment Lynn Nadeau. Brockovich, a legal invest® helped win a lawsuit against PG&E 3 ' ter alleging the PG&E plant in nia was making people ^ PG&E also owns the Salem sti Utility spokeswoman LisaFr# called Brockovich’s visit a “f stunt” to put more pressure on( This show will ailCE PUFF UIIEE HUFF and and BLOW Sponsored in part by first . A»merican Generously supported by The OPAS Guild Supporting the arts since 1973. °^I you down! o UJ cz In Seoson Medio Partners: ISE mMKjsz.ni Three little Theatreworks USA introduces its new musical in a hilarious adaptation of the much-loved children's classic. Portia, Patrick and Perry Pig will dazzle children of all ages, while teaching that it is possible for pigs and wolves to live in harmony after all! Saturday, March 25, 2000 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. Rudder Theatre For tickets, order on-line at opas.tamu.edu. Or call 845-1234!