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COMICS
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THE BATTALION
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People in the News
Tommy, Pamela Lee
sued over dog bite
BY R. DELUNA
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Tommy
Lee and wife Pamela Anderson Lee
are headed back to court — this
time over their pet Rottweiler.
A woman is suing the couple,
claiming she was bitten by the dog
during a visit to the couple’s hilltop
home near Malibu in 1997.
“This dog had a vicious nature, dis
position and propensity, which was
known or should have been known to
the defendants,” the lawsuit said.
The woman, Doreen Cott, filed
suit in 1998, seeking unspecified
damages for medical expenses, loss
of wages and other inconveniences.
A hearing is scheduled for April 5.
The Lees didn’t respond to a
telephone message left Monday
with Mrs. Lee’s publicist.
Lee, the former Motley Crue
drummer, and his actress wife di
vorced in 1998 but have since rec
onciled. He underwent anger man
agement counseling while on
probation for spousal abuse.
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She told the New York Daily News
for Sunday’s editions she recorded
her own version of McLean’s
homage to Buddy Holly, Ritchie
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new movie The Next Best Thing at
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-Responsible for facilitating multicultural & diversity
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with external diversity related organizations
-Participate as a non-voting member of council
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If Interested, please contact Jennifer
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Applications available at glass Island in
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