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Doors open at 8 p.m. Honeymoon over for woman who married millionaire on TI Bride selected on Fox show says she is having second thoughts about committing self to “strangei NEW YORK (AP) — The woman who manied a multimillionaire on national TV has something in com mon with other Las Vegas brides: She woke up shortly after her wedding wondering, “What was I thinking?” Darva Conger described her odyssey on “Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire” as a vacation spun out of control. Now she wants her life back. “I don’t think I was thinking clearly,” Conger, a nurse and Gulf War veteran, said on “Good Morning Ameri ca” Wednesday, a week after marrying a stranger in a television spectacle. “1 committed an error in judgment.” A few hours later, her new husband, Rick Rockwell, taped an interview across town with ABC’s Diane Sawyer to air Thursday morning. The Fox special Feb. 15 was a ratings sensation that quickly backfired after criticism by women’s groups and revelations that Rockwell been accused of threat ening an ex-girlfriend. He denies the accusations. Conger, 34, said Rockwell wasn’t abusive toward her, but she said they didn’t spent much time together. They barely spoke on their one-week “honeymoon” cruise to Barbados. “The honest truth is 1 was very uncomfortable around him, and I spent most of the time with the girl that chaperoned me,” she said. “Fle’s just not a person ... that I would ordinarily have even a friendly relation ship with.” She said she was taken aback when Rockwell, 42, kissed her on the lips after his television proposal was accepted. Conger said she was terrified but went along with the wedding because she didn't want to disappoint, the show’s producers. "I don't think I was thinking clearly. I committed an error in judgement." wasn’t attracted to him and that the marriage woul n’t work out. Conger, who gets to keep her diamond wedding and was given an Isuzu Trooper and the Caribte cruise by Fox, said she just wants a normal have worked my whole life to be a credible^ son, a person of integrity,” she said. “Unfortunatelj,! Neville, now two hours I destroyed much of that credibility ^ that’s one of the reasons that I’m here. I’d like it bad Conger also found herself enmeshed in a spall 1 tween two morning television programs WednesH While she was appearing on “Good MomingA** — Darva Conger 'Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire" bride ica,” NBC’s “Today” show advertised that Co* Jons when he She said she only got involved because she wanted a Las Vegas vacation and a chance to wave to her fam ily on TV. Rockwell chose her from among 50 women vying for his nod in bathing suits and wedding gowns. “Never in a million years did I ever think that I was going to be selected,” Conger said. “And somewhere in the back of my mind I thought, OK, if I am selected by the man to be his bride, he’s got to take it in the same way that I do. It’s a TV show. “Maybe we’ll like each other and get along. Maybe we’ll even date, but 1 never in a million years ever thought of it as an actual marriage.” Within 36 hours, she said she told Rockwell she NBC believes.^* would be interviewed after 8 a.m. “Today” hadafl waiting by ABC’s studio to whisk her away but Conger instead stayed with Sawyer and contin® the interview, bypassing “Today, intentionally tried to derail its interview. “I’m surprised that they would do something® that, but that’s OK, because we don’t play thatwf; said “Today” executive producer Jeff Zucker. “Ip business, what goes around comes around.” But “Good Morning America” executive prod® Shelley Ross said ABC planned all along to keepC* ger past 8 a.m. “Good Morning America” believes^ , was attempting to blunt ABC’s exclusive storyi ABC paid for Conger’s trip. “Competition is very healthy,” Ross said, “bnl) never want to put your guest in the middle ofit.” fense lawyei jury Hall is should he sp; Defenses ofpresentatio as near men! sewing to <1 cienciesled influence by T/iat c/t, contradicts li ter he and Rr rested in Man a woman with atanArlingtoi In separati Hall and Nevi and killing Al ton. 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