Page 16 • Friday, December 10, 1999 Know someone going home to the DALLAS/FT.WORTH METROPLEX for the holidays? Need fast cash? UPS has immediate openings for uniformed DRIVER HELPERS * Must be 18+ yrs of age * Willing to meet UPS driver appearance guidelines * Able to work outdoors in all weather with a fast walk pace while lifting Christmas pkgs up to 70lbs UPS pays $ 8.50/hr plus a $ 100 bonus Check it out today @ www.jobsatups.com or call: Dallas area: 214-353-1111 DFW Airport area: 972-456-4932 • Ft. Worth area: 817-347-3159 Saturday paid orientations scheduled for Dec. 11 th & 18 th Hurry! Reserve your spot! SIDE BURN CLUB mAX< BY BEAU & |j 1 i ^ ■i: i LJ mm NON MIA CULPA THAT was Ob THE wm Fish BY R. DEB [ArrzK 4i.L, Thu THf Tint Of yew To fVj Astue ova Cwe Bit. BdTTAUOd THE PHOENIX BOX BY E+ ANDRAOS hDr.fla "OK Guys, FU go out of my way to defeat the wicked witch and help you get courage, heart, and a brain, but this 'skipping thing'.,,.that's where l draw the line" THE N' “Christianity” to benefit Bonfire Memorial Fun Christianity” by Michelangelo Medici AVAILABILITY “Christianity” will be sold as 2.5ft x 3.50ft. poster prints at a unit price of $50, includes shipping. Half of all proceeds will be donated to the Texas A&M Bonfire Memorial Fund. The print will be released in Texas on Dec. 10, 1999 and world wide on Jan. 1, 2000. For purchasing information call Texas Toll Free 1-877-424-4430 Chap el BACKGROUND The piece unifies the 33 separate scenes of the Sistine nally completed by Michelangelo in 1504 A.D. It attempts to simplify the n 1 of the Christian religion into one visual experience and thereby ignite reltg 1 An accompanying 12 page illustrated interpretation is included.