I Engineering Leadership Friday October 1, 6:30 pm - ? and Saturday Oc Conference ctober 2, 9:15 am - 4:15pm The ELC is a two-day conference designed to build unity and leadership skills among engineering students, although it is open to all students. Included are socials, workshops, a design project competition, and dinner and lunch. Cost $5.00. You can register by filling out registration forms found outside 204 Zachry and 219 Wisenbaker and placing them inside the box marked “Engineering Leadership Conference” along with your $5 registration fee. Registration Deadline: September 29 at 5pm. For additional information, call the Student Engineers’ Council at 847-8567 or visit us online at http://sec.tamu.edu/elc Sponsored by the Student Engineers ’ Council, IBM, Intel, and EDS Thursday, 30th BONFIRE BENEFIT T U-CalHts til 10 p in. $ 2.50 PITCHERS ALL NIGHT DOOR PROCEEDS GO TO BONFIRE Friday, Oct 1st SONS OF THE DESERT LIVE IN CONCERT $ 2.50 PITCHERS ALL NIGHT Live Music every Friday & Sa turday J^age^^TuesdaVjSeptembei^Zg^p^y lattalioi For Art’s Sak R ecently there has been some prevailing dis crepancies concerning the malevolent, yet gentle, beast of burden known as “art.” Many people are experiencing difficulties accepting others’ de finitions of art. Some maintain that art is a sacred form of communication, while some believe art is a physical manifestation of the soul. One connoisseur com mented that “Art is anything I can’t do.” What an interesting idea! Isn’t it true that, for the most part, people are drawn to a piece’s individuali ty and complexity? Could it be that the aspect of ex clusive performance is what makes something ap pealing and therefore “art?” I, for one, hope not because if that were the case, menopause would be a masterpiece. Art is not confined to the canvas, of course. There are as many mediums of art as there are self- proclaimed artists. From canvas painting to sculpt ing to literature to music to performance to culinary, diversity in art is inherent. Not to mention the varia tions of art therein; whether a piece is done in oil or water color, marble or wood, post-modern or tuned low. Even in prehistoric times, man used whatever was available to him to make art. From the cave paintings of Africa to the masterpieces of the Re naissance to computer-rendered landscapes. Some may ask, “But sweetcakes, why didn’t Michelangelo just draft The Birth of Man’ on his PC?” The answer is simple. Michelangelo could not draft something as intricate as “The Birth of Man” on a PC because, like all of the great masters of the Renaissance, all he had was a Macintosh, and you can not do a thing with those suckers. Oh, and by the way, in this en lightened and politically correct society, it is no longer “The Birth of Man,” it is “The Birth of Per sonage.” This was the ironic penalty for many aspiring artists of old. The piece was confined to whatever medium was available. Primordial man was stuck with ash and stone, the poor wretches of 14th cen tury England were confined to goat dung, and mod ern man, comfortable in his excess, has penicillin, foot warmers, Double-Stuffed Oreos and Wheel of Fortune - alas, the artist no longer suffers. As plentiful as is the media of art, so is the inter pretation and criticism of art. Long ago, in a faraway land, people were educated and trained in the prac tice of understanding art. These days, everyone is an expert. And this is the beginning of anarchy on an artistic level. We have made the faulty assumption that simply because everyone has a right to formulate an opin ion, then everyone’s opinion must be valid. Wrong. People who formulate opinions are idiots. When artistic opinion is needed, it should be warranted to only one source: Me. Unlike you poor, dumb, silly sheep who chew the cud of opinion, I munch only the choicest cuts of fact. Art is not in the eye of the beholder; its in my eye, and what is in my eye right now is cheap contact lenses. What I say goes because I am smarter than you and my views on art are straightforward and honest. For instance, the term “artist” has been thrown into a new light. It is mote likclv to be used toiktaid. b an individual’s personality instead of hisaitisBMorr ability. Therefore, 1 can safely say of former' dents it kee, Micky Dolen. : ' t “si Since sarcasm is hard to convey throughtiitBck w ten medium, 1 offer this: do not read literally.!:■ Inste, preceding was simply a spoof of what wet: their w; ourselves, myself included. We believe that k times o' we can think “Ooh! I like blue,” and areliviK in the cc time which is devout in embracing evemone; #. Dam no matter how farfetched, our opinions are risneerii! and good and protected by 200-year-old piece j n j ve per. Indeed, we all have a right to formulate chjjj- p ( but to truly understand art, one must become st vs jj artist - in the true sense, not t: ft^Sokinr So you want to be an artist. Unfortunatelv s Guide to Artistry w\\\ not hulp. TheseoetM^ «| artistic ability is not in a paperbackoracks:§T. ni] or a seminar. It is in narcotics. WML B )me , Vincent Van Gogh laced his mouth withleEjy. V, based paint, Andy Warhol dabbled inthe$tufte||T. tie bit and Da Vinci...well he must have done sofff e 1 thing in order to think up a wooden helicopter r 101 1 powered by two naked men. But note that narcotics is not theofl/rpot/itii*^ 0 0 ^ ! leads to artistry. Indeed, it is not theW,atftff.r erviCf Students can gain artistic ability aiv^pwt/ontf^ 01116 making the effort to forego raging tmwsand ? Vo ‘ ve(1 instead simple sit still and look at the o'. around them. ' One can find just as much artistic inMs everyday life as they can in dangerous maieri. en °ugli ten where it is least expected — in one’s n ynderlv side one’s window, in the ground. H wh If one has an art project due and has notp^ru tion whatsoever, just remember that artisevd where...and it is poorly guarded. If the dead! near and one feels “inspired” by another’sw who on earth has the right to stop you fronu ing yourself? Whether your piece of art is original or “ii crease spired” from a friend, a momentous andes$e:B“Ca time to the artistic process is the bestowingc:4.0,'’ 1 finished work with a title. Artistic trends hav sdnieo ed from naming pieces after what they obvic roundc portray (ie: “Sunflowers,” or “Bowl of Fruit" Pson stractness. i e( j t0 When a collage of colors and embarrassing me anatomy receives the title “The Fish,” orato« work boot immersed in banana pulp is bestow with “Forgotten Passions,” it is time to recom debut at the gala. Be honest with your titles, aggrandize what is not present. If one’s and brooding, do not name it “Picnics on Likewise, if one’s work is simple and blunt, est with the title and instead of “Unanimous& iousness” do your masterpiece justice andnai after what it portrays: “Duck Made of Macaroi workl Eastq Jacob Huval is a sop EngliM Monday. Oct, 4 Tuesdav T Oct. 5 You could just get a paper route... 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