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Go is located on the comer of SW Pkwy and Tx Ave, behind KFC next to Lack’s. Check our web page at http://www.4.0andGo.com Page 4 • Monday, March 1, 1999 A GGIELIFE ► JACOB'S LADDER If man was meant to fly, he'd have winip/v Aerophobia is a common problem with no simple solutimu P eople are naturally in timidated by big, loud things such as rock concerts, giant combustion engines, earthquakes and John Madden. To over come our fears, we must constantly subject our selves to the very things that we most dread. One common phobia is the fear ACOB HUVALL 98 98 98 98 98 989898 9898 9898 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 9898 98 of flying, which is a difficult but important fear to overcome. A close inspection of the board ing and seat-selection procedure of an airport will aid anyone facing “aerophobia.” A realization must be made that overcom ing fear is not a simple flip of the switch, but rather a progressive effort. When confronting a fear of something large, like John Madden, start with the approach and then tackle the smaller portion of the fear — in this case, a canned ham. The preflight ritual is somewhat intimidat ing, given the masses of people frequenting an airport with the prevailing “hustle-bustle” at titude. Some may find it hard to acclimate to an airport’s hectic “here-delayed, bombed- tomorrow” rush scheduling. To ensure a leisurely and comfortably paced air port experience, it is recommend ed that one make plans to ar rive at the airport very early — doing so will prevent having to rush about while juggling luggage, only to miss the plane. Unfortunately, airlines were invented by Bernardo Inconvenientello, who spent the first 30 years of his adult life working as an officer in a university- campus parking lot. Inconvenientello was a master at making the most elemen- sitting behind me. Thank you.” Another frightening aspect of the airport is security. Given the history of terrorism aboard airplanes — suicide bombers, militant hijack ers and Rocky IV as the in-flight movie — secu rity measures have been upgraded and ad vanced to guarantee safe travel. The standard walk-through metal detector can be intimidating. One way to dispel welling fears is to picture the detector as the starting line at a drag race. Once one has passed through the detector, the race has begun! It is also helpful to imag ine the members of the security as participants in the race and inter- 98 98 * 98 98 98 98 98 * 98 98 98 98 % 98 ¥ 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 98 * * 98 98 98 98 98 tary tasks difficult, whether it be flying on a jet from Detroit to Miami or simply trying to park a car in a student lot. Inconvenientello never completely grasped the English language, and to this day, terms used anywhere else in the world hold a totally different meaning at the airport. For instance, if someone were to say “I’m arriving early,” while they are indicating their arrival will be before the designated and ex pected time. If this same person says “I’m ar riving early” at the airport, however, they are in fact saying “I’m already 30 minutes late; I would like for my bags to be sent halfway across the globe; I want the kosher meal, the middle seat and an eight year old with the flu For instance, an uncooked squash do^ substitute for a metal-detecting wand Now comes the hardest aspect off bia,” the actual flight. Ensuing terrordj ing the plane can he lessened byobsw piuetu mg pmpei an plane passengerkj Seating, another concoction by Into: mentello. should he approached inthesj mindset as the les^- intimidatinggaineff "Duck, Duck, Goose. " In order tolouitj her designated seat, one should iogupf down the aisle, tapping the heads oft ready seated until reaching thefirst-d^ sengei a. w horn one should tap very hi eventually hailing a lucky individuaU] “goose. The specified passenger should quidi courteously surrendei their seat.asaitf rules of the game. It. howevet. thev do not comply,! provokes submissum to the rules fe) uncooked squash — speakingofs sion. after using the squash tov "X the seat, the overhead compjna J conveniently located for any ^ erative “geese.” Airline food is a maior nent of the fear of fly* ciding what foodii to enjoy is anc ing practice. Hsi hint: if given as| as to what colon to be served, ne?| choose "green' any fears, respect the steward’s instt "Chicken or fish' pret their warning shouts of “Halt!,” "Securi ty!,” and “Someone stop that man! ” as “Go, Charlie Brown, go!” An important part of defeating the fear se curity instigates is being able to tiiscern be tween who is and who is not a member of air port security. If approached by an individual demanding an opportunity to inspect your wal let, it is safe to assume security is simply scru tinizing passenger possessions. The security equipment used is telltale as to whether the individual is genuine or bogus. pointing to onexi saying “Jacob.'Asj one is unableioM wot" 1 “ ,v his or her meithel a ready supply oft iii'd iu'.irbv ulu j ur for storing leftover mashed potatoes. Bto a h : ' 11 ' bi'.i' b'hn Madilen, flying is nothiimcolora fear— unless Alive is the in-flight movie i one's neighboring passenger mumbles Si I tiling about "a hankerin' for rump roast: 1 '- 1 us now consider the worst case scenario® both: 1) The plane crashes on top of a sno/ capped mountain and the onlym is to eat the already departed. So doubt, someone from first class will say‘You’re eat ing someone from coach?!” 2) John Madder mistakes you for a rotisserie chickett.Tbes tion to both? 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