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INFORMATIONAL MEETINGS
in 154 Bizz&ii Hall West
-Afonduy FEU 22
10:30AMf-11:00AM
-Tuesday FEE 23
3: OOFIY1-3 : 3 O PM
-Wednesday FEE 24
5:30PM-6: OOPM
-Friday FEB 26
1:30PM-2: OOPM
Pick up an application at the meeting or tfrop hy the
Study Abroad Program Office.
Study Abroad Program Office, 161 Hall West, 845-0544
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AN AGGIE TRADITION FOR FIFTEEN YEARS
SPRING SESSION II
DANCE
LESSONS
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CLASS
DAY
TIME
LOCATIC
JITTERBUG 1
SUN*
4-5:30
GRW 266
C&W I
SUN*
6-7:30
GRW 266
JITTERBUG I
SUN*
8-9:30
GRW 266
C&W II
WED**
8-9:30
GRW 255
ADV. JITTERBUG
THUR***
6:30-8
GRW 255
SIGN-UPS WILL BE IN THE MSC FLAGROOM 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Feb. 22
AND IN THE MSC FOURIER 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. Feb. 25
*SUN CLASSES WILL MEET MARCH 7, 28 & APRIL 11,18
**WED CLASSES WILL MEET MARCH 3, 10, 24, 31
***THUR CLASSES WILL MEET MARCH 4, 11, 25, & APRIL I
COST: $30 PER COUPLE
$40 PER COUPLE FOR ADVANCED JITTERBUG
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Certain steps should he taken to survive the spring mat
T here comes a time
when one must
cast aside the
shackles, break free from
the bindings and say
“Not tonight, okay, Hon?
I’ve got a headache.”
Also a time arises during
which one needs serious J ac Vt
relief from life (dis
claimer: this is not an ar
gument for euthanasia).
As the tensions of the
HUVALL
rat race” build, one
should consider taking a short break from the
rut and embark on an all-at-once relaxing and
exhilarating road trip — especially if employed
as a postal worker or grade-school student.
The road trip is much more than a simple
four-wheeled
the day — the air conditioner works!
The car radio is also essential to the road
trip, playing an important role in filling awk
ward moments of tense silence with agreeable
music.
To make sure the radio works, check that
the cassette/compact disc slot is not cluttered
by unwanted objects such as poker cards,
breakfast pastries and country music.
Once on the road and confident of libera
tion, it is customary for the vehicle’s denizens
to make car conversation. Interesting topics of
discussion usually encounter serious deliber
ation.
Although this is liberation, do not assume
that anything goes in car talk! Some things
one simply does not want to hear in a crowd
ed car: “Does this look infected to you?,"
right one to pick up is a complete I
science whit h has gotten several
grants. Scientific research hassu
if one encounters a man whoafl
chotic, the best bet is not 10offer
Sure signs of a psycho arefid^
mg eyes, a twisted smileandte
of a large, black bag, an arsenal
knives and attendance at theRef
mary.
The same goes for the pants!
er holding a cardboard sign a
“Need a ride and love!" Asama:
foolproof way to determine ila
ceptable is to make sure that in
that he is holding out to passing
Some will travel to great lengi
tering countless wonders andtna;
trek over lines
of gravel and
pavement, a
voyage atop a
guano-pow
ered automo
bile crammed
with crude, ob
noxious com
panions like so
many circus
clowns. The
road trip is lib
eration. Liber
ation!
The first
step to getting
a much needed
road trip un
derway is to
pack the essen
tials. Of
course, “the
essentials”
vary from per
son to person.
Some hold
clean under
wear as essen
tial.
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er hand, some
believe that
underwear is
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that one should pack. What a person packs in
dicates who they are.
For instance, if one comes across a bag
filled with legal documents, the assumption
can be made that the bag belongs to a lawyer.
If the bag is filled with drugs, it belongs to
a member of the Dallas Cowboys. If the bag is
filled with legal documents and drugs, it be
longs to Robert Downey Jr.Before starting out
on the mystic journey, one should inspect
their vehicle for road-worthiness. It is crucial
that the air conditioning function normally.
One way to make sure that it functions cor
rectly is to seat one male and one female com
panion in the car on a hot day and turn the AC
on high. If the female comments that the car
is freezing and that she needs to warm up,
quickly push the male from his seat and seize
“Wow, I thought that was my leg!” and “I
write for The Battalion!”
So on to liberation! If one has neglected to
do so up to this point, a destination should be
determined.
Although the road trip is mainly for the pur
pose of pursuing freedom, destiny and cheap
microwavable burritos, it’s destination should
nonetheless be of some entertainment value.
Some of last spring’s most popular travel lo
cations were the Pennsylvania-based Amish
Computer Camp and Uncle Greg’s Don’t-Ask-
Don’t-Tell-Petting-Zoo.
During the journey of enlightenment, there
usually arises the opportunity to be the good
Samaritan, to offer a helping hand to the less
fortunate — the hitchhiker.
Selecting exactly which hitchhiker is the
pate tin
‘Vj’} 6 greatest a
ther invading action is to ‘I “impkaely vc
countenance, 2) loosen one'spai:' ‘‘]q eniors (
“Thank goodness! I have this terf s,”Helmes:
rash!”
If this does not work, simply
two steps and modify the thin -i
George Michael song. This will
hook and on your way in no tit Jr
After the trip is over, theligb] CIlICAGt
engine dead, how doesonekno vith movie
trip to enlightenment and liberair choolboy ^
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like Deliverance, it was prettyg®|de|to catcl
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for a good road trip,
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