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Iture to be swept away by a flood
iewalk sales is the bonding built by
hallowed traditional family vacation.
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â– pf bygone days as everyone piled
rr Re family station wagon and sib-
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â– nary line dividing the back seat?
sed to p, And what about all the memorable
1. Rs? Out-of-focus shots of Grandpa
ns bv these front of the mystery monument can-
so found t itbe replaced by the picture of the
fication aKiply standing next to the mall foun-
jtion. Eilluminated by the romantic glow
basketba adepartment store sign,
orfeited its |Lefsface it, nothing brings a family
1997 and ItsRrtogether than reminiscing about
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actions coi leofthe rides at Disney World, or
that TecfipR Uncle Joe was chased by a bear
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locales across this nation? The curse
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ing in visa documents held for
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>s could change that. The reason
ag that Mexican shoppers are not
ected to buy into the new United
res visa card plan,
n January, however, authorities
Bed a building in Ciudad, Jaurez,
I se ^ zec * more than 400 old cards
on the spil P Were being rented for illegal bor-
I crossings. This is proof that
^lerica is being taken advantage of,
YiTSw I a new strategy is long overdue,
the documents being replaced,
[st of them bearing outdated pho-
Jraphs, allow more than 100 million
lal border crossings each year by
piness people, tourists and shop-
tsfrom Mexico, the United States'
tend biggest trading partner after
riada.
The hope is that the new cards.
of the small town — too much spare
time, leads to strange hobbies and odd
collections — all on view for anyone
with the quarter entrance fee.
Any visitor to Houston can go to the
Galleria, but it takes a true connoisseur
to visit “The House of Bottle Caps" (not
to be confused with College Station's
landmark "Bottle Cap Alley").
A vacation in America means an un
expected overnight stay at the strangely
familiar "Motel 6" in Mississippi, or
stopping off at the random fruit festival
destined to be happening at a country
side near you.
Visiting shopping malls as a primary
vacation destination signals the exhaus
tion of the American imagination. Ac
cording to a recent Associated Press sto
ry, in a study of 8,000 leisure travelers to
Las Vegas, 67 percent listed shopping as
their primary activity.
With all the activities that are legal in
Las Vegas, it is a sad, sad day when two-
thirds of the American population
would rather try their luck at a 50 per
cent off sale, rather than Caesar's Palace.
This lack of creativity will continue to
haunt long after the vacation is over.
Drinking coffee out of the Elvis mug
bought in Memphis lets one reminisce
about Graceland long after the memo
ries of shag green carpet and peanut-
butter-and-bacon sandwiches fade.
Wearing the souvenir T-shirt bought
at a store in the mall only will remind
oneself that even though you bought the
shirt, you will never look anything like
the people in the ad.
Much like the eternal question of how
the Egg Roll House has stayed open all
these years when it seems no one has
ever eaten there, one can only wonder
why people are willing to travel to
spend their vacation in a mall.
No one goes out of state just to eat at
Arby's, so why leave town just to shop
at another store chain?
By abandoning familiar tourist desti
nations, Americans abandon a way of
life. Traditional tourist areas are filled
with potential memories.
Shopping malls are filled with power
walking senior citizens in the morning
and skanky teenagers hanging out until
their moms come to pick them up at
night. It may be a matter of choice, but a
vacation destination should never in
volve Corn Dog 7.
Steven Gyeszly is a junior
finance major.
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which the State Department calls
laser visas, will help to screen out
criminal and illegal immigrants and
to possibly expedite the daily torrent
of northbound traffic across the 2,000
mile border.
The laser visas will replace three
documents in current use: business
and tourism visas, which like other
visas the State Department issues
elsewhere in the world allowing trav
el to any part of the U.S., and other
border-crossing cards. For 50 years
these cards, authorizing travel within
25 miles of the border for 72 hours,
have been issued by the Immigration
and Naturalization Service only to
Mexicans.
On the other hand, the new laser
uses CD-ROM technology to store a
digital photo, fingerprint and other
data. The laser visas will be valid for
10 years, unlike the old cards, which
were good for a lifetime of use.
The old visas were issued without
the expiration dates in at least 15 dif
ferent formats. Many have childhood
photographs of middle-aged Mexi
cans. Old photos on the old cards
make attempts to compare cards with
bearers' faces difficult for border offi
cials — a situation that gangs have
taken advantage of for too long.
The replacement of the old border
crossing cards, mandated by a 1996
law written to tighten border con
trols, has many Mexicans upset by a
$45 possessing fee, despite American
assurance that most holders of the
document will qualify for the new
ones. Fearing that their applications
may be denied, many say they cannot
or will not buy the $45 laser visa
cards.
The fact that many Mexican shop
pers are saying that they cannot af
ford the $45 visas is ridiculous. Mexi
can consumers spend hundreds of
millions of dollars each year in Amer
ican border-town Wal-Marts and Safe-
ways.
One would think the Mexican con
sumers could shell out an additional
$45 with all of the money they are
saving by shopping in the U.S. The
main reason for their hesitance to ad
here to the new plan is the fact that
many of the millions that are entering
the U.S. each year are doing so illegal
ly and have been for the last five
decades.
The fact is, those who hold the old
cards and have not abused their privi
leges should not worry. Since they are
not the problem, they are assured a
new visa.
Admittance into the United States
should be considered a privilege. The
reason for the new visas is to curtail
the many who are taking advantage
of this privilege. Legislation needs to
put this three-year-old law into effect.
Guests should not be able to deter
mine the house rules.
Rich Paddack is a junior
journalism major.
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