The Battalion esday • July 14,1998 PIMION |Ve don’t need no education hen seeking employment, students must step outside the classroom 50 P^Htudent 8 go to college to earn education. iiorr«At April Towery opinion editor e ^!xas A&M, staon udents are is nil Wed, for lot oiie most ion, art, top-of- pe-line Kssors ide^: id cours- hersBo one mer? ales , . &M with- v at having u-arned he-e iif'-'thing, whether it's where to tnmJk without getting towed or ^■to calculate a geometric for- ■lost students are required to ^ ie ’ r ' n “well-round- igl subjects such as reading, "■ing and foreign languages. .But what really is useful on idgment day — the day stu- ents interview for their first real J"®— is what students are not ™®Biing in the classroom. iPBi other words, “It's not the 'P ! tafies you make; it's the hands ' or;: B shake." ffl^Bnowing the right person, png work experience and i having an Aggie ring are nost necessary components landing a job. /hen applying for a job at a aical engineering firm, no Ipective employer is going to vhat grade a student made in lling. It really doesn't matter if pdent fails bowling six times — tie oil just like it doesn't matter when a student applies at A&M that he or she had in school suspension four times in high school. First of all, knowing the right person is important for getting a job. If a student has an uncle in the business, he or she in. They may not be staying for long, but they'll get the job. Friends recom mend friends, and before long, a corporation becomes a network of Greek sisters and brothers. Maybe some students learned the skills of meeting people while in college, but they didn't learn it in Math 142. Students will be leaving A&M with a wealth of knowledge they will never use. English majors most likely won't be using what they learned in Geology 101 in order to teach a Shakespearean literature course. In addition, work experience probably is the most important component one needs when ap plying for a job. Consider the fol lowing scenario. Joe Aggie applies for a full time summer job at a consulting firm. He is a sophomore in col lege, with no degree, and is a ki nesiology major. But his father is a consultant, and he worked for his father every summer since he turned 12. Needless to say, Joe Aggie knows the tricks of the trade. Joe Businessworld applies for the same job. He recently gradu ated from a prestigious universi ty with a degree in marketing. He has been working at a liquor store to earn some extra cash un til he gets on his feet. He never worked in college or high school. Joe Aggie gets the job every time. He knows what he's doing, and he didn't learn it in a class room. Finally, for an average price of $200, that lovely Aggie ring on a student's right hand may make all the difference in whether they are hired. Aggies are known for their integrity and honor. They are supposedly trustworthy and hard-working, and brownie points go to those who were members of the Corps of Cadets. But how honorable is it to ac cept a job one did not earn? How honorable is it to sign on the dot ted line knowing one was hand ed a job because of the university they attended, not because of the skills they have learned or the work they have put in? The tactics employers use when they go about hiring are unethical and unfair. But if an employee is unable to do the job, it will backfire anyway. A person's maturity level and ability to handle a job well and perform the duties requested of him or her is going to be the test of whether they keep the job. But getting one's foot in the door is a different story. >Nt CQsr! HeV, Look; a STEVEN SP/ELgEfiS Movie about HMOs; niversity anti-hazing Policy proves pointless ,espite claims to the contrary, Texas A&M is not (where the fine art of hazing first began. However, Aggies can certainly boast of alumni who were ding innovators in the field, in 1987, Texas passed legisla- 1 taking any act of hazing a e crime. In addition to follow- tne specifics of tine state law, added a few provisions of °wn. Both the state law and additional regulations of •M are comprehensive and mtentioned. Yet, both are fnpletely pointless. ccording to the University, an g is an "intentional, know- v reckless act... directed ^st a student that endangers reental or physical health or e 7 of a student for the purpose of pledging, being ini- ec j_tO/ affiliation with, holding office in, or maintaining •rebership in any organization." ccause it was defined to cover practically any type of lv % the official definition of hazing is purposely , j f nc ^. a H oncompassing. However, precisely because cfinition is so encompassing, almost anything can be ^dered an act of hazing. i additionally defines the term hazing as "any ac- jy • -that subjects the student to extreme mental /Shame or humiliation ... or adversely affects the pUty of the student." Going solely by that definition, I Tone associated with organizing Fish Camp could be F8^d with breaking the law. Lp e I"being forced to dance bastardized renditions of T u „ y Chicken and enough "booty shakin'" to make Lp. a , Singled Out" host envious, what A&M student In f ^ arn P w ^b even the pretense of dignity? act, under its own term, A&M violates its own anti- policy. A&M terms hazing to also include "any - Physical activity, such as sleep deprivation, expo- $e ° ^ l ^ e ' ements / confinements in a small place, or cal- nics that adversely affects the mental or physical health of the student." Yet, there is a Fitness & Conditioning course at 8 a.m. and a Beginning Tennis section at noon. Forcing students to run laps that early in the morning and making students practice their serve and volley on scorching hot concrete at the peak of mid-day heat are much more sadistic then anything a mere student or ganization could come up with. Another reason the state law and A&M's policy on hazing are so irrelevant is because of the penalties in volved. The penalty for failing to report hazing is a fine up to $1,000 and/or up to 180 days in jail. If this penalty were to actually be enforced, the Bra zos County Jail would have to be added as a stop on the shuttle bus route. The act of hazing itself can result in fines of up to $5,000 and a year in jail, but one lawyer confided that in most hazing cases, except those resulting in a fatality, the most common punish ment is community service. In essence, the penalties are neither enforced nor severe. If the state of Texas considers hazing a criminal act, why not use already existing laws that actually make someone think twice about giving that extra kick to the ribs? The charge of assault and battery — with the prospect of stamping out license plates in Huntsville for a few years — is certainly more of a deterrent than the threat of picking up trash on the side of a highway for a few hours. Hazing, and being hazed, is a choice. If someone is willing to undergo some form of hazing to join an or ganization, what they want and what they deserve is pretty much the same thing. Most people would agree that participating in acts of physical and/or mental abuse is not the quickest path to sainthood. No matter what any individual thinks, both the State of Texas and A&M view hazing as a crime. However, their cur rent laws and regulations against hazing, though well- intentioned, are absolutely irrelevant. C©KN\EfoC&IAtNT iJMLoWlT M \\S April Towery is a senior journalism major. % P ' / !' 1 I l / Pedestrians and drivers should respect each other 1/ Richard Paddack columnist Steven Gyeszly is a junior finance major. M any students have jobs and classes or other re sponsibilities that require them to venture out into this fast- paced society on a regular basis. There are many modes of trans portation that people choose to get them where they need to go. Some students walk, some ride their bikes and some ride motorcycles. A majority of Texas A&M stu dents choose to drive to class. Driving and parking on campus can be rather expensive and time consuming, especially at A&M. When A&M was first estab lished, it was not envisioned that cars would be a fixed part of the campus scenery, nor did anyone expect the number of students en rolled to jump to more than 41,000 With this many students, and most of whom own cars, it tends to get a little too close for comfort at times. With the constant construction on campus, it makes it even harder for pedestrians and auto mobiles to coexist. A lot of people may wonder why one of the best engineering schools in the country has not yet formulated a solution to this ever increasing problem. Maybe the University has no intention of finding a solution. It seems as though the University is just waiting until all of the bicy clists and pedestrians are too scared to walk or ride on campus and are forced to buy their over sold parking permits. It is obvious there is no solu tion in the near future so all stu dents can do is try and get along. In order to do this, students who intend to drive through campus on a regular basis should have to take a campus driving class that would count as a kine siology or a humanity. The class would include an obstacle course of things to avoid hitting such as bicyclists, pedes trians, maybe an unsuspecting old lady and other animate ob jects who could die or be maimed Another species dri vers need to be aware of is the bicyclist. Near extinction, the bicyclist probably is the bravest creature to cruise the streets of the A&M campus. as a result of a collision. The class also would focus on some of the basic road rules that a majority of the students at A&M have forgotten or never learned at the All-U-Can Eat Buf fet & Driving School. There are several rules that need to be reinforced or retaught, such as what to do when some one walks out in front of a car. A lot of students seem to think they are supposed to accelerate — wrong. A majority of students feel pedestrians on campus abuse their rights and deliberately walk fearlessly into oncoming traffic just to make drivers mad. Well, that maybe so, but a right is a right. A pedestrian is considerably smaller than a dually, and they tend to move a little slower. So be patient — a driver will probably get to his or her destination be fore the guy he or she almost ran over anyway, unless he or she does not have a reserved staff parking spot. Another species drivers need to be more aware of is the bicy clist. Near extinction, the bicy clist probably is the bravest crea ture to cruise the streets of A&M campus. The bicyclist tends to move considerably faster than its cousin the pedestrian, and in do ing so, is more susceptible to bodily harm. There seems to be a large misconception among the drivers on campus that bicyclists have no rights. This is false, as well. True, there are have bike lanes, but most of them are riddled with pot holes and most drivers tend to ignore them anyway. There also is a war between pedestrians and bicyclists. There is nothing better than hauling through campus at a healthy pace and meeting head on with a few disgruntled pedestrians who have decided to not share the sidewalk. This is a large campus, and A&M does not feel like paying for a solution anytime soon. So strap on those helmets, try to walk single file every now and then and cancel that order for the new grill guard. Richard Paddack is a junior ' journalism major.