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LOS ANGELES (AP) — The
gusher that was Dallas still has a
few vintage barrels left to give.
One of the longest-running
series ever, second only to Gun-
smoke, the family saga of big oil
and big greed returns as a televi
sion movie Friday with its key
players little changed.
I.R. Ewing’s appetites — for sex,
for power, for manipulation — are
intact. He's slowed a few steps but
he’s still a crude ole boy, and Larry
Hagman again plays him with relish.
“A conscience is a lot of trou
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If you ever feel you need one, rent
it,” Ewing said at one point, his
eyes sparkling with that I.R. zest
that means folks should be
watching their backs.
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ing 9 p.m. EDT Friday on CBS,
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(Patrick Duffy) as the good son
and Sue Ellen Ewing (Linda Gray)
as the not-so-good (but now
more liberated) former wife of J.R.
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Ellen have control of Ewing Oil
and J.R. wants it back. We also get
bar fights, cattle rustling and pro
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Saturday April 25th - 10:00 am - 8:00 pm
Sunday April 26th - 10:00 am > 6:00 pm
Dr. John Morgan’s
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Julian Weslow’s -
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Wild-Game Cooking
Texas Park & Wildlife
“Operation Game Thief’
Replica “World Record Dass”
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