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This Week's Theme: What is your runniest April Fool’s Day story?
My freshman year, two buddies of mine and i broke into these
girls’ dorm room and laid out Dixie cups full of Water all across
their floor, right up to the door (we smirk out the window).
When they got home, they couldn’t walk in without emptying
out every Dixie cup one by one. At least (hat was the idea. We
hadn’t sprung the extra 50 cents for plastic cups, so the paper
ones ended up leaking all over the floor.”
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inform us of your special needs, we require three (3)
working days prior to the event to enable us to assist
you to the best of our abilities.
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