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proposal may be a bit in-
lldulous, but their fears are
ifounded. Demi Moore, Grace
lies and Sinead O’Connor are
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pid that baldness in women
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Thursday • November 7, 1996
Pretty Young Thing
Critics of Michael Jackson should just beat it
H alloween is but a spooky memory now, Columnist
and we have gone from wolfing down
miniature chocolate bars to working them
off at the Rec Center.
One thing that did not change about Hal
loween was that Michael Jackson was jocked
all day. “Thriller” played continuously on
many radio stations, and the video ran almost
nonstop on MTV.
I enjoyed this — I love laughing at his freaked-
out girlfriend with the big hair — but it still Aja Henderson
bothered me slightly. Why are Jackson and his Senior political
music all but worshiped on Halloween when he science major
is condemned every other day of the year?
Jackson has not been convicted of any wrongdoing, yet
he has already been judged and sentenced to a life of aggra
vation by the public.
Just because die man is a litde pale and owns llamas
doesn’t mean he deserves to be haggled. He stopped touring
in America because of the harassment he received, but now
Anti-Michael Mania has spread around the world.
A week and a half ago, Jackson traveled to Taiwan to
receive an award for his international contributions.
While there, members of the city council stormed into
the building and tried their best to kick his butt, saying
“his international contribution has been to molest lit
tle boys.” The Chinese got all riled up and did every
thing but throw sushi at him.
This whole sad scene was totally uncalled for, but
not surprising given the maltreatment “The King of
Pop” has been given.
Americans in particular should be ashamed of them
selves. Our country is supposed to be the epitome of
justice and democracy, yet it has shunned a man who
has never been convicted in a court of law for indecency
with children. Therefore, he is technically innocent be
cause he has not been proven guilty.
Some people point to Jackson’s $15-mil-
lion dollar settlement with an accuser as
proof of his guilt, but this is unfair. Just
because he settled out of court doesn’t
mean he was confessing his guilt.
There are many reasons why the
Gloved One may have chosen not to go
to court. Maybe he didn’t want his fami
ly to go through the harrowing experi
ence of a trial.
Maybe he didn’t want to put himself
through that sort of stress, a plausible rea
son when one considers he is not in the
best of health.
That sum of money seems like a lot to
nored, and he is rubber-stamped
with the label “child molester.”
It’s funny, but the old adage
“you can’t win for los
ing” still stands.
We don’t know
whether Jackson is a
child molester, but
we do know he
has done a
tremendous
amount for
thousands of
■ children
Just because the
man is a little
pale and owns
llamas doesn't
mean he de
serves to be
haggled.
the average person, but it is just a drop in the bucket
to him. There are many reasons why Jackson would
have settled instead of going to court, but these are ig-
around the world.
He has given millions
of dollars to orphanages
and charities that help dis
abled and underprivileged
children, and his countless
words of support and love
cannot be counted monetari
ly. He has touched the hearts
of more children on this earth
than anyone, with the possible
exception of Mother Theresa.
I need only to go home and look
at my assorted paraphernalia to
know he touched mine: The memory
of clutching my Michael Jackson doll
tight and strutting along with my
“Thriller” purse back in the days still
gives me warm fuzzies.
If he is indeed a child molester,
Jackson should be thrown underneath
the jailhouse.
Child molestation is one of the most per
verted crimes in our society and
should receive zero toleration.
But Jackson has not been proven to
fall into this category.
Until (and if) that time comes, people
should stop being judgmental and give
him a break.
It’s not right
to sing along
gleefully with
“Billy Jean”
and attempt
the moonwalk
out in public,
then go
home to finish
knitting the man
a scarlet letter.
Congress balances
Clinton’s policies
Just to set the record straight, I
am a Republican. I voted for Bill
Clinton and for Republican Con
gressmen. Thank goodness.
Thanks to the voters of America
for seeing the wisdom of a Repub
lican Congress and a Democratic
White House. Now there is little
danger of any extreme views with
in our system becoming policy as
we have a counter-balance be
tween the two policy-making
branches of government. With di
vided government, we can expect
slow and thoughtful information
exchanges that, hopefully, will
lead to needed reform in areas
like campaign finance, welfare,
health care and fiscal policy.
For those who are skeptical of
divided government, remember
the last time before the ’90s when
we had a truly united govern
ment. The result was LBJ’s “Great
Society”— rash mistakes in policy
that we are still paying for.
Jeff Freds
Class of’98
Clinton’s promises
will prove empty
‘The greatest trick the Devil
ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn’t exist.’ This quote
seems appropriate in the wake of
Tuesday’s results. The voters of
America cast aside all they had
heard of Bill Clinton’s evils, and
voted him back into the Oval Of
fice for a few more years.
What does this say of America?
I assure you that it speaks vol
umes. People vote for someone
representative of society. Is it
good to know that society has
elected someone whose morals
and ethics are questioned even by
those who voted for him? Exactly
what does this say about the con
dition of the United States? To
pull a page from Clinton, what
does this say to our children?
That it is okay to do whatever it
takes to achieve your goals and
dreams? Hardly a message that
any village would preach.
What happens now that the
people have spoken? We wait to
see which promises will be kept
and which will be broken. We
wait to see which groups are giv
en their ‘just dues’ and which
groups have them taken away
(the last time I checked, the
surest way to take away individ
ual’s rights was to expand the
rights of groups.)
During the next few years, we
will learn if Clinton was truly de
serving, or if the American people
were wrong. Only time will tell if
the right bridge was chosen.
I would like to take this op
portunity to extend credit to
Clinton for improving my polit
ical awareness.
I am certain that he is the dri
ving force behind my, and other’s,
new-found efficacies.
GregWiklund
Class of’98
Comparisons drawn
between leaders
“This year will go down in his
tory. For the first time a civilized
nation has full gun registration.
Our streets will be safer. Our po
lice will be more efficient and the
world will follow our lead into the
future.” Adolf Hitler, 1935
Bill Clinton’s whole political
stance is about taking away from
us. First, it was a gun registration
law. Then Clinton began taking
firearms away from convicted
felons. He also wants a law that
keeps people from owning a gun
if they have been involved with
domestic violence. And now
Clinton wants to ban certain bul
lets and put 100,000 more police
men on the streets.
Where will he stop?
Thirty-one years ago, Hitler
stood over Germany and sucked
the freedoms from the very peo
ple that put him in office. Blind
and unknowingly the people sup
ported him. Now, almost as an
echo from the past, Clinton
stands over us. Where did it end
for Germany? Where will it end
for us? It’s our choice.
Trent Owens
Class of‘98
Nixon exonerated
in Clinton’s victory
With the re-election of Bill Clin
ton, the American public owes
Richard Nixon a formal apology.
Romi Bassett
Class of’96
Entertainment rules
voters’ decisions
Regarding Mason Jackson’s
Nov. 5 column, “Cynicism of voters
undermines politics”:
Democracy is impotent? I’d have
to agree, but for different reasons. I
hate to be cynical and stereotypical,
but the average voter doesn’t care
about the policies and plans the
candidates have. They only care
about the show involved in running
for office: the scandals, the mud-
slinging, etc.
This campaign has been one
lacking much of these juicy soap
opera-type affairs, and consequent
ly the media has not covered it as
extensively as other elections.
The people that do vote are peo
ple that know what their vote is real
ly about: putting a man into office
that would do good for the country.
In order to get more people to vote,
politics would have to put on a
better show in this era of enter
tainment, which would certainly
hurt politics and our country.
Daniel Barandiaran
Class of’99
Students should
support Aggie Band
The Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band
has been selected by ESPN Sport-
zone as one of 16 finalists in a view
er’s poll concerning the best college
marching band.
The following URL address is
where people on the internet can
turn to vote for the poll. http://esp-
net.sportszone.com/editors/fanta-
sy/college/bands.html
Please check out this page and
vote for your school. Perhaps the
school will get some nationwide
recognition if we win considering
we don’t even have a music pro
gram. For more info contact: mdm-
ccurry@tamu.edu.
John Robert Engler
Class of ’97
Church teaches true
word to followers
Regarding Heather Pace's Oct. 24
column, “Catholic Church evolves
slowly to present day”:
Some things have changed over
the course of the last 120 years at
Texas A&M, like the location of
Bonfire, and having non-regs as yell
leaders; but haven’t the core mean
ings of these traditions stayed the
same? Yes. Similarly, the Catholic
Church’s core beliefs, traditions and
teachings have remained consistent
over the past 20 centuries.
The difference is that the teach
ing of the Church is guided by the
activity of the Holy Spirit, as
promised by Jesus Christ. This will
never change. One of the most
amazing things about Catholicism
is that it has had strength enough to
survive in many cultures and
through many different places
throughout history. Furthermore,
despite what some may think, the
members of the Church are increas
ing in numbers every year.
On Oct. 22,1996, Pope John Paul
II made a statement that reiterated
the Catholic position that there is
not a contradiction between the
Catholic faith and science. The the
ory of evolution, when properly un
derstood, does not contradict the
intended meaning of scripture
about the origin of humanity. The
key is to understand science as it re
lates to the teachings of the Church.
There are two truths at stake here,
the first being the theological truth
of the creation of man by the power
of God. The second being the scien
tific theory of evolution. Truth can
not contradict truth. Catholics are
free to believe in creation and/or
the theory of evolution. The central
element is that the Church affirms
the following three truths. Man was
created in the image and likeness of
God. God created man by giving us
the gift of a soul. Finally, man is be
lieved to be descended from Adam
and Eve. Furthermore, the Church
has always promoted the study of
science. It is responsible for the es
tablishment of many universities
across Europe and America.
There are many things in the
world that could use a little change,
but I certainly do not expect the
Church to change its policies be
cause it would be more convenient.
On the contrary, the Church at
tempts to teach faithfully the mes
sage of Jesus Christ. We attempt to
conform our lives to that message
as best we can. Not vice versa.
Bee Lee
Class of’96
President of Catholic Students
Association
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