Page 3 Wednesday • October 1 6, 1996 Id the school ar 'ingler, who 1st “white bitch.’ Lalos charge. 10 declined to speak the wife ofOfficeila escorted Pringleil er outpost, whiclii both city hall andfi tate agency, ron Arthur) said I don’t keep and southbound ne to the hs,” Pringlersaid, nse of disordeil; :iass C misdemeai ant of a speedings Idn’t be sentencedt ter by law. gered bird f or Texas (AP) — About 165 hooping cranes ate migrate to the It region for the Idlife Service, nes will take sen implete the 2,500) n their Canadian s at Wood Buffali in the Northwest service said Tuesdai I migrate througli arth and South Da) ebraska, Kansas,I exas. Highs & Lows today's ExpectedB tonight's Expectall 67°F Tomorrow's tffl High 89°F Tomorrow's Low 63°F jdent Chapter oil HE AGGIE CONCERT OF THE EMESTER, HOOP!!! S t ud( DESCENDENTS lllilllllll Descendents Everything Sucks Epitaph As comebacks go, this one tops ‘em all. Pop punk legend De- according to the Jscendents has reformed, eight years after losing be spectacled nerd singer MiloAukerman and be coming a new band, All. All singer Chad Smith has retreated to the side lines for Everything Sucks, and Aukerman re joins former Descendents members for a reunion album that makes the Sex Pistols look like a bunch of grandpas. And in showing the new wave of pop punk rockers who’s the boss, Descencients has pro duced its best effort ever, Everything Sucks. At first, Everything Sucks sounds a little like the last All CD, Pummel, jjwith a harder edge and more straightforward song structure. But as the new songs bring back memo ries of old Descendents tunes, the CD plays more like a career retrospective ofboth bands. Descendents kept the love songs and general bitching about teenage concerns, like greedy girl friends and the cops, but gone is the '80s pop punk influence that produced duds like “Days are Blood,” from the Enjoy! album. Most notably, the boys are getting a little older, and a little wiser. They are probably pushing 40, but haven’t lost the spirit of 1985’s “I Don’t Want to — girls and Icoffee are good, suits anti M .ties are bad. “When 1 Get --“Old” sums up their out look on life: “What will it be like when I get old /1 don’t ! want to be like other adults / Cause they’ve already died / Cool and conde scending, fossilized.” There’s a sense that they know something has changed, but the band is n’t trying to fool anyone into thinking it is still a bunch of young, care free losers. The “old-is-still- cool” approach may fail with most listeners, who are likely to be the younger, second genera tion of Descendents and All fans, but respect for the band will probably keep it afloat. Descendents obviously knew it had to bridge the simpler music of old with the more complex ideas of All. So as a special treat, Aukerman and Stevenson team up with Descendents’ original guitarist and bassist, Frank Navetta and Tony Lombardo, on two new songs. “Doghouse” and “Eunuch Boy” are caf feine-powered bursts of energy reminiscent of De scendents’ classics “Kids” and “Wienerschnitzel.” And remember “Theme,” the goofy instru mental that was subjected to an even goofier rework ing (“Gnutheme”) on All’s Allroy’s Revenge? It’s back, too, in another, unnamed version at the end of the disc, but sounds more like an All tune. Regardless, Everything Sucks mostly stands out as a Descendents CD — and the boys are as fun as ever. A band that “they” said would never regroup has defied the naysayers and pounded out a sure classic in pop punk legend. A- John LeBas III Sheryl Crow Sheryl Crow A&M Records, Inc. “I left a man/Asleep in the nude/My name in my pocket/With lipstick and rouge.” These lyrics assure that Sheryl Crow is now grittier, deeper and even more so- — daily conscious than she was in her debut album Tuesday Night Music Club, and that’s just her clothes. This time around, Crow has opted for a more alter native look and sound with songs of prostitution, religion and the many facets of love. Her debut single “if it makeS you Happy” is sure to be a lasting hit as it appeals to the public’s new division of women rockers who scream poignant messages with catchy beats. In the song, she sings “If it makes you happy/It can’t be that bad/If it makes you happy/Then why the hell are you so sad.” It’s nothing too thought-provoking, but good enough to sell a few million albums. Besides, when music is being played, who really wants to have to think? Well, for those who do, the track “redempTion day” should fulfill any de sire to uncover the social ills of today. Crow’s lyrics pine away “Fire rages in the streets/And swallows everything it meets/It’s just an image often seen/On television.” The song continues through with talk of great leaders who fail the public and the train to heaven’s gate, all of which leads to freedom. Serving as producer of this album, Crow proves she can pull off an image transgression with little effort. On this outing, her lyrics are filled with mean ing, vocals are genuinely in tune as far as her range goes and the actual music is the remnant of a once polished surface, now scratched and bruised. Only in “everyday is a winding road,” Crow slips back into the happy-go- lucky singer she was on her previous album, but all other tracks remain in her updated persona. With her vocals in gear and her image somewhat akin to the movie that shares her last name, this is the year of a dark bird by the name Sheryl Crow. A- James Francis III! ■ -I-. ^ !■ ■ ij i : Sill III! If iMiiii lllti ract Xoce A Texas A&M professor offers a story of romance in an unconven tional play he wrote and directed. Cody Bland, a senior theater arts major, plays a blind man an old blind man in Fragments of Pirate Trilogy. By James Francis The Battalion N o ships will set sail, and there will be no swash buckling today. Eye-patches will not turn men into cyclopses and there will be no peg-legs clunking across the star board bow. Instead, audiences will see Fragments of a Pirate Trilo gy, the new play from Dr. Oscar Giner, showing at Rudder Forum this Wednesday through Saturday. “It’s a Caribbean legend of love between two figures,” Giner said, “a woman and a man, a priest who be came a pirate.” Giner, director of Fragments of a Pirate Trilogy, wrote the play in of music and petry. memory of his friend and first act- 1 ^ ing teacher, who died of AIDS at age 52. He said it was challenging di recting his own work, but found di recting as a further step in finaliz ing the play. “The director did alright,” Giner said jokingly. "It's not a narrative se quence. It's a concert ... Dr. Oscar Giner writer and director of Fragments of a Pirate Trilogy As far as his interaction with the other characters, the play works in a unique way, he said. Steven Dekome, business manager for the theater arts program, said his character is another example of the var ied personae of the play. “I am the Greek chorus,” he said. “I help the old man through his spiritual journey.” Dekorne said the actors find a certain unity off-stage, though the on-stage atmosphere is multi-characteristic. “It’s been peaceful and steady among the actors,” he said. "It’s an eclectic group but a cohesive one.” Bland said the on-stage perfor mance also creates an unusual bond between the actors. "It’s very abstract the way we all fit into the story,” he said. He said one may find the thought process a bit confusing, since the play does not flow in a conventional structure. “You don’t have to understand the storyline,” Bland said. “It’s not going to affect everyone the same way.” Bland said the play affected his life, and although Fragments of a Pirate Trilogy represents his last While writing and directing may have been an intrigu ing process, the inspiration for his writing came from something as simple as the grass students walk on. “A lot of the inspiration came from nature,” Giner said. "I think of all the characters as a personification of the natural setting.” Much like the workings of nature, the play does not fol low a typical format. Instead of having a beginning, cli max and denouement it is divided into bits and pieces. “It’s not a narrative sequence,” Giner said. “It’s a con cert of music and poetry.” Giner said he wonders what Texas A&M students will think of the fragmented presentation. “I wanted to see how an A&M audience would react to my kind of work,” he said. The work Giner speaks of is a three-part story about love. When the play opens, the audience is presented with the third part first. Cody Bland, a senior theater arts major, said his char acter is an old blind man who has visions. “I’m somewhat of a storyteller,” Bland said. “I’m kind of angry at the modern world, the past.” acting project at A&M, “it’s been absolutely incredible.” “This is certainly the best role I’ve had here,” Bland said. "The writing is incredible. It’s dramatic poetry.” Jessica King, a junior theater arts major, is another stu dent influenced by the play and its characters. “I play Mother Sofia,” King said. “She’s a flamboyant personality, which I suppose I sometimes lean towards.” In the play, Mother Sofia is the ghost of Paloma Blan ca’s (the woman in love with the pirate) teacher. “What I am is a comforter for Paloma Blanca,” King said. King said her portrayal of the character Mother Sophia has taught her not to take herself too seriously on stage. On-stage or off, King said her state of mind stays the same, because she finds comfort in acting. “I get a lot of pleasure doing what I do,” King said. “There’s no emotional roller coaster or seesaw — it's OK for me.” King said with the assurance of herself and the ability of the other actors to present the play well, people should go into the performance with an open mind. “As long as [the audience] takes away something,” she said, “we’ve done our job.” i Rasmussen, Ot' nr, Sports EDmn Iilne, Visual Arts f ung, Web Editor >og, Photo Editor « raeber, Cartoon Eof Hausenfluck, Chris#! 1*1 dith Stewart CowW"T' : 3er Huff, John LeBas, feT Z)r i g,JeremyFurtick,Ml’ T3avid Boldt, Bryan Ok* 1 ' ■'ard, Mason Jackson,?!!' 1 i Matt Weber el tchael Depot, Ed GiX* 111 ' "^ityin the Division of I zldress: fcyThe Battalion, fofC air | 345-0569, Advertisi!#” =day. Fax: 845-2678, poick up a sr.To charge by Visa, 3 and exam [ - Send address dial# 5 — 7843-1111. 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