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THfcooCtH CAmPuS \\4CuwiYir'ViLicSC ■ m> 111? m* FRonv TH£ imim Peeps >uper Former Rege Ross Margra attempted tc ?uilt on seen The Board of Reg L battle last week mic forces of go By MIcha Columnist SvV0 ( ^r f Skofch By Quatn R I B U T E T O YOU'LL FIND ME HAPPIEST H^CHOMPIMO ON ZEBRA C4KES _ ^ OK TEARING OPEN NUTTY mSr’CVZ SHE KEEPS ME REEVLAR\THE WORLD WOULDN'T GO uc pzmc IF THE SHELVES ARE EMPTyI I PAI56 A COLD'/ILKIW 7 I GET THE BLUES, |TD THE GIRL WITH SWJM A SALUTE GOES OUT I'LL EAT THOSE TIL MY WITH HEK Fl&AROOS 'ROUND HUNGRY TO THE QUEEN OF STAR CRUNCH, WHO GAVE US MACAROOS TO TOP A TUMMY LUNCH IF WE ALL HAP iversity’s money t< ipegoat was resun trial of former Ch its Ross Margrave; liter spending $1, What’s Up? Tuesday TAMU Waterski Team: There will be a general meeting at 8:30 p.m. at Fitzwilly’s. For more information contact Mike Coyle at 260-5926. Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual Aggies: Au thor Dann Hazel will lead a discus sion on “Gay Issues in Education" from 7-8:15 p.m. in 146 Koldus. For more information call Gayline at 847-0321. Unitarian Universalist Feli«fl/f/ecided how th 305 Wellborn In College';: For details call Steve at 84: or Gordon at 779-22-28. The Learning Skills Center of the Student Counseling Service: There will be a workshop on note-taking and reading textbooks from 10-11 a.m. in 103 Henderson Hall. For more information call the Student Counseling Service at 845-4427. AEAA: The monthly meeting will be held at 7:30 p.m. in 113 Kleberg. Ihey say there’s; minute. You do Career Center: Successful inter viewing seminar will be held at 10 a.m. in 510 Rudder. Undergraduate Biochemistif ety: There will be a generalffl at 7 p.m. in 107 Bio/Biotol , . , how to choose the BICH 485; . P s y c .hic hotline right for you. BICH 485isarei ment for biochemistry majors. Texas Aggie Motorcycle Club: There will be a general meeting in 228 MSC at 7 p.m. For more infor mation call Ronnie Hay at 694- 7684 or visit the TAMO web page at http://www.tamu.edu/tamc/. Career Center: Resume Writing Seminar will be held at 4 p.m. in 510 Rudder. Aggie Alliance: There general meeting from 7-8:15 in 226 MSC. Career Center: Co-op career fair will be held from 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. in the Zachary Lobby. Dance Marathon: There will be a meeting for all dancers who will be participating at 5:30 p.m. in 301 Rudder. Pick up rules and regula tions at this time. For details call Jon Price at 845-1133. Career Center: Cooperative Edu cation Orientation will be held at 2 p.m. in 342 Zachary. Aggies For Life: Sara Grassi mer President, will speak you can do with the Pro-Life ment on campus from 6-6:45 in 502 Rudder. For more it* tion, call Jennifer at Horseman’s Association: There will be a general meeting at 7 p.m. in 113 Kleberg. For details call Shannon Castle at 696-3381. II Circolo Italiano Di Tamu(ltalian Club): A general meeting will be held at 8:30 p.m. in 507 Rudder. For more information call Rachela Grasso 847-2457. Texas Student Educationn. . , , . tion (TSEA): The first Mi* ! '' ou r ^ ad ,s 0 the semester will be hel» Moesnttakemuc a.m. to 4 p.m. in 112AHa!> Tower. For more informaf-, o ^yneat^eMMSo'M— orldo f 696-7002. Food Science Club: There will be a general meeting at 7 p.m. in 121 Kleberg to discuss I.F.T. All majors are welcome. For more information call Donna at 693-9132. Society of Women Engineers: Becki Elkins, coordinator of women’s programs, will speak about sexual assault at 6 p.m. in 104B Zachary. Free food! Texas Student Education tion: There will be a genera 1 ■ ing from 7-8 p.m. in 292 more information callCa' 696-1252 or Carolyn at 844 arcus Goodyear mfor English major on her chest. On asrit stand for Su| lands for Scapegf Last year, Runnin it for the Board’s fiasco, when ale ised for Regent m as drinks, cup i tunately, the ovei irges were dropp< However, Running 1 his wife to Louis: iversity on Texas A UO passenger, $2 igAir plane for his in, Margraves bee lervillain in town. Like his nemesis former chair als his chest. His Stupidboy. tempting to esc; Ity, Margraves tri me on the secreta Mefense attor reserved th ag of iservative estimat ’he average persoi he proliferation of 4s have means to k ther contact with tl Someone wrote a we shouldn’t ir appearances, b Iging people by th Ibythe monetary sions (we’ll leave rororFrata), but ir possessions. Ifyou own the bes all that means is iyou are dealing w iknow where to lo' Girls, let’s say yoi lit smells like a ne’ n the person behir lof'newcar smell, Proceed cautious Pre-Vet Society: Mr. Davis will speak about alternative animal nutrition at 8:30 p.m. in 292B MSC. For more information, call Jill at 696-6543. Circle K International: There will be a general meeting at 7 p.m. in 144 Koldus. Everyone is welcome. For in formation call Amy 847-5783. Agricultural Leadership Society: A general meeting will be held at 7 p.m. in 208 Scoates. Come ca sual - we’re finding goals that are right up your alley. For more infor mation call 260-9072. The English Club: There will be a guest lecture at 7 p.m. in 165 Blocker by Dr. Dickson on World Literature. For details call Nancy Kerns at 693-6198. Outdoor Rec Club: There» general meeting at 8: 302 Rudder. New ginners are welcome. For call Marc Wade at 847-755 Geoff Jennings at 694-6838 ;ht,make no com :teye contact if at the night, thank h the car and don’t 1 Guys, let’s say yoi sgoingto be a goc nt and your car si tegets in, your ey ckof her head. When you saw he irwas straight am Unitarian Universalist Student Fel lowship: There will be a mediation group meeting at 6:30 p.m. at the What’s Up is a Battalion ! non-profit student and faculty eff^ activities. Items should be suW iil later than three days in advance/ yulders. Now it’s g sired run date. Application < notices are not events and willed- in What’s Up. If you have any (» (i > [■ (j jj'f Q g'fj 3 please call the newsroom at 845-3J4 meineke Discount Muffler $10 OFF Bryan 408 S. Texas Ave. 775-0188 (Comer of 30th St.’) EXHAUST • BRAKES • SHOCKS STRUTS • SPRINGS C.V. JOINTS* TRAILER HITCHES FREE Undcrcor liupccUon P Estimate Parts mmt Does not apply to tabor. 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