-day • October?, ES itinued from Pag! t I’m not going to make this somt| Page 9 Wednesday • October 2, 1 996 r said the teaman ncy in all e to get backoin track, at the offense ao; * best offensive units against since 1'vel Iker said e unit and yoiite /ho have experitj ho can make plat 1 people and the pom t, and there'snoont hedule we can't gether." ;gies have several il up in the aftermai ado contest : Broyles (knee suit- si ve back Delvin It surgery) areoutfoi ie receiver Aaron il surgery) is nsive backs rf toe) and loyal: ankle) havehadli this week but arepr iturday’s match up« Tech at Kyle Field. Conjecture suits in onfusion fit looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it must be a duck. If beer prices are changed he middle of the night, then the edy owner is out to screw us. ception is always reality. Or is it? Two Columnist David Boldt ‘fflior management nd marketing major m nued from Page ieir first )wa State. career got 1SI king the Offensive kggtes continue ir mark in Central! i national offen >ards. Sept. 23, junior m Blalack contir ie nation andCenii in three categorii acked up 13 goals, ind four game-wii ds just midwayii m. side Blalack is Kristen Koop, xth regionally with I seven assists totalig ints. Junior m/dtff iwe is tied n the Centralkegio goals and ior forward Yvette. I for seventh withi ming goals, weeks ago, my room mate and I decided to go to the Texas Hall of Fame for the Bonfire ben efit. Of course we love Bonfire, but we had heard that pitchers of mere $1.50 that night. So we bbed our laundry money and ikoff. When we arrived, however, learned that pitchers were no .50, but now could only be timed for a nasty $4.50. Iwas pissed. Out of sheer greed, managers, owners, or whoever heck was in charge, had raised price in the middle of the night, immediately began investigat- -I was going to have this «dy villain’s head on a platter. I 1’t wait to expose this atrocity dscrew his business. So I found out who the owner and called to get some answers. The original deal was that we ild have $1.50 pitchers until 9 lock,” said Paul Emola, co mer of the Texas Hall of Fame, didn’t even charge them anftre coordinators) any rent,” said. “We try real hard to work I the Aggies in every way we uldn’t \ s senii five m\ Stellar Goalie sively, Wilson is at ! Central Regionn i a 0.59 goals- which also ranks ie nation. For the freshman has stac> ie game for the !4 saves and 765 i laying time, ily five goals. of Ol EFELD 6 from Page/ hearf hi more, but because at position, ik to him. Just by le’s running, up role.” arrier Jerry Snid ooks to Lengefrf i since he’s alv the pack, ooking for his er said. “Heg . He works hatd fl id hard in ever)' r that and exped of the top gu) h he is pressuP dinze said b it by continui 11 : t the level of e. no doubt in in is going to be3 ler,” Hinzesai 1 ;ot an outside sl , _ For the national^ s a sophomore at, and if he! 11 he would be th E ie conference! I’ve ever had. H 1 ' tro Barrios, wh 1 rld-record hold meters.” Ithr ... oops. Iwny arrogance I had made assumption that this business strying to suck mbhdy out of motivated fo*! 1 Bonfire, enitwas simply a matter of i-communication. An assumption is defined as any- .jj agtaken for granted. Obviously, ne assumptions are well made, lassuming a guy wearing senior its on campus is in the Corps, tthere are many assumptions we that are destructive. Coming back from All-Universi- sight earlier this fall, the fresh en my outfit were circled up our outfit guidon (flag) to lard” it. They were yelling and earning out of sheer motivation (they had “guarded” it success- ywhen a group of nonregs hap- jjjjjlted to walk by. The nonregs, as- ning that the cadets were yelling lem, began reacting with ob- jnities. However, the fish in the tpshad no idea the nonregs re even there. The two groups ised without major conflict, but Qplnreg-Corps relations were left ihtly scarred — all because of a assumption. When people find out I write The Battalion, I sometimes reactions like, “Oh, you’re e of those liberal types that esn’t like A&M.” They assume it just because I am an opin- columnist, Chris Stidvent is best buddy. On the other hand, the first time alked into the newsroom in uni- some really weird looks, atthe heck is that CT doing in newsroom?” some thought. “I’ll a right-wing militant who led walks around campus doping at everything.” Bad assumptions, including fjjfeotypes, are usually made on emotions. And thinking hour emotions often gets us o trouble. The ancient Greeks used the m harmartia to describe har- ny between intellect and emo- n. A person possessing har- nia was said to have a well lered life. If we think and act based more our intellect and less on our lotions, then bad assumptions Jn to thin out of our lives. All of us should strive to achieve tmartia. We should realize that don’t always know exactly what ioing on behind the scenes, and ngs aren’t always what they itn. We need to educate cur ves about a matter before jump- do conclusions. The key to avoiding bad as- niptions is always having an on mind. But that just may be (assumption. itf mi got; leb ihe’s; Traditions traditionally perpetuate stupidity W arning: The Surgeon General has decreed that blind adherence to tradition causes dullwitted- ness, herd mentality and bad livers. Okay, the Surgeon General didn’t really say that, but she would if she ever visited Texas A&M. She might re- quire a warning label pasted on every Bonfire pot, Sbisa tray and Aggie ring. Beginning with Fish Camp and continuing into the first few semes ters, freshmen entering A&M are in oculated with a dose of Aggie spirit, much in the same way that elemen tary schools pound patriotism and citizenship into the skulls of children. The freshmen learn about our ha tred for the University of Texas, re ferred to lovingly as t.u., and our love for Bonfire, symbolizing our “burning desire to beat the hell outta t.u.” Sure, Bonfire is cool, but why do we want to beat the hell out of the University of Texas? Are Longhorns so different that we must shun them, so terrible that we must burn them in effigy in order to satisfy our self-righteousness? Sounds closer to paranoia than school spirit. Yes, the idea of Bonfire reveals an Aggie inferiority com plex. Bonfire resembles a phallic symbol more and more with each passing year, and we are always reminded that ours is bigger than everyone else’s. The funny thing is, Bonfire is actually a binding force at A&M, uniting us in a common, if somewhat misguided, cause. Perhaps Aggies could direct that positive energy to ward building houses for Habitat for Humanity. With 43,000 students, we can build entire Habitat neighbor hoods. B.T.H.O.H.F.H. would be the redpots’ cry. Another pointless-and-negative-tradition stronghold is Sbisa, the home Sbisa yell. Sbisa yell begins with hall yells and quickly regresses to food fights and insults. Physical confrontations often occur, leaving some wondering whether the point of Sbisa yell is not to demonstrate school spirit, but to pick fights with rival dorms. What constructive end does the lovely tradition of throwing wadded-up napkins at the pretty women getting ice cream at the freezer case serve? Historically, women have shown little interest in such outbursts of sexism and childishness. But, sadly, this is the single-most effective way the assailants can get women to look at them. Even though Sbisa yell adds to the Food Service em ployees’ already-immense workload, the second lunch room tradition is the more disturbing. Complimenting women with catcalls and projectiles does little to raise the self esteem of anybody involved. Worse is the objectifica tion of women that results from this harmful tradition. Finally, there is the ultimate tradition of Aggieland: Se nior rings and ring dunking. Every semester, hundreds of eager Aggies trot off to one of the numerous bars in town and proceed to dunk their rings in pitchers of beer. The theory behind this tradition is that after 4 years (or five or six), our toler ance for alcohol has skyrocketed, leaving behind alco holics who continually drink to get a buzz. Thankfully, even the state of Texas recognized the dan ger in this silly tradition. Although seniors may whine about the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission cracking down on their freedoms, their bodies and minds will thank the T.A.B.C. later for the enforced moderation. Why do we do these things if they are so harmful? The stock answer to that question is because they are tradi tions — they are a part of A&M. History proves the danger inherent in blindly adher ing to tradition. Until 1910 or so, the Chinese had a tradition of binding women’s feet so they remained 3 to 5 inches long. The process involved folding toes and breaking arches, and was excruciatingly painful. When asked why this was nec essary, the men replied that small feet and their effect on mobility sexually aroused them, and the practice had been around for 1,000 years. In Africa’s Sudan region, the tradition is even more cruel. To ensure virginity, the practice of fibulation is performed on young women. The procedure involves a village elder sewing up the young woman’s vagina. Again tradition is one of the driving forces in perpetu ating this atrocity. A&M’s traditions pale in comparison to violating basic human rights. However, the principle stiil applies: Do not perpetuate destructive and harmful practices just because that’s the way it’s always been done. Try perpetuating helpful and creative traditions. Bonfire, Sbisa yell and even the alcoholic ring dunking are harmful and frivolous. Perhaps, as the world progress es further toward some sort of unity, Aggies might help it along by forgetting the old, childish and wasteful tradi tions of yesteryear and adopt more fully the creative and nurturing traditions of activities like Big Event and Re plant. Hey, without Bonfire it would just be Plant. Columnist Patrick Smiley Sophomore zoology major Mail Guns provide the means for defense Regarding Bryan Goodwin’s Oct. 1 column, “United States shoots itself in the foot:” Once again, ignorance in the media rears its ugly head. Good win’s obvious lack for under standing basic English phrases became apparent in his column. Ironic for an English major, don’t you think? The first part of the Second Amendment says, “A well regulat ed militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,” stands as a qualifier, not an exclusion, to the rest of the statement. In the late 18th century, militias were defined as all able-bodied men available to fight. They were not organized by the government for its defense, as are the Reserves and the National Guard. They ex isted only in times of need, for the defense of the people against the government. As Thomas Jeffer son duly noted, “The most effec tive way to enslave a people, is to first disarm them.” Until we focus on the real prob lem of criminal conduct and lack of personal responsibility, we will con tinually be insulted with remarks like Goodwin’s that liken firearm ownership to drug abuse. If the day ever comes that Goodwin is faced with protecting his life, property, or family from a burglar, rapist or tyrannical government, with his trusty Swiss Army Knife, I can offer him only these two pieces of advice. I told you so, and good luck. Joe Benningfield Class of’99 Bonfire cut unifies disparate groups I would like to extend my heart felt thanks to Dunn Hall for inviting Phi Kappa Theta to help build the hell outta Bonfire last weekend. The crewchiefs and residents of Dunn Hall showed amazing enthu siasm in helping bridge the gap be tween Greeks and nonregs. To be honest, we were at first a bit intimidated by the “NO Greeks” pots, the “Rent A Friend” T-shirts and the other anti-Greek sentiments resulting form this gap. It was wonderful, though, to realize that Dunn Hall and Phi Kappa Theta both understood that we are all building the same Bonfire, for the same University and for all Aggies — Corps, non regs, OCA’s and Greeks alike. A. Peter Shukis III Class of’99 Phi Kappa Theta Associate Member Class President Accompanied by 16 signatures The Battalion encourages letters to the editor. Letters must be 300 words or fewer and include the author’s name, class, and phone number. The opinion editor reserves the right to edit letters for length, style, and accuracy. Letters may be submitted in person at 013 Reed McDonald with a valid student ID. Let ters may also be mailed to: The Battalion - Mail Call 013 Reed McDonald Texas A&M University College Station, TX 77843-1111 Campus Mail: 1111 Fax: (409) 845-2647 E-mail: Batt@tamvml.tamu.edu For more details on letter policy, please call 845-3313 and direct your question to the opinion editor. Never deny education W ho says our tax dollars are ill-spent? Last week, the House of Representatives passed a bill that al lows states to deny children of illegal im migrants a public edu cation. The ignora muses who support this bill think it will discourage illegal im migration and ease taxpayer expenses. There have been many at tempts to pass outrageous bills up on Capitol Hill, but this has got to be the doozy of them all. Don’t get me wrong, I am not pro-illegal immigration. But if this legislation becomes law, there will be hell to pay. Aside from the problem of the country making a moral de cision to punish innocent chil dren for no good reason, if Con gress foolishly overrides a sure presidential veto, we will all suf fer — not just illegal aliens. The best way to ensure an ex plosion of crime and disease is to deny children of illegal immi grants an education. Just imagine what the coun try will look like in 10 years when the children of our 3.5 million undocumented immi grants become teenagers. We Aggies will be in the process of building our families and careers in an America where there will be millions of unvaccinated, uneducated and probably angry teenagers. Hmm. Can you see crime? Can you see disease? If you cannot, you need to open your eyes. Some might yell, “We have a staggering deficit! We can’t afford to take this burden!” But, although it costs about $62,000 to edu cate a child through the 12th grade in a public school, it costs about that much per year to in carcerate some individuals. Upon doing the math, the ques tion clearly changes from “how can we afford it?” to “how can we not afford it?” Columnist Aja Henderson Senior political science major The best way to ensure an explo sion of crime and disease is to deny children of illegal immigrants an education. So, now the big wigs who puff their chests out and talk big talk about getting tough on immi gration think they have won a battle against the evil immigrants. Why, Newt Gingrich has even said that this joke-of-a- bill will send a clear mes sage to immigrants that America is not going to take care of them! But illegal immi grants will always come here as long as someone is hiring them. Isn’t it ironic that businesses are so often left out of the criticism? A look back in history reveals that from the very first immi gration bill this country passed, these laws have been conve niently relaxed and designed with loopholes which alloVv American businesses to hire il legal immigrants, especially in the agricultural industry. How else would America remain the largest supplier of food (and cheap food, at that) in the world? Surely it’s not because we have a lot of farmers. These businesses pull bene fits from illegal workers and, in directly, we all benefit every time we head to Albertson’s. But no one talks about that. Instead, we get a dose of rhetoric on the benefits the United States will gain from denying the chil dren of illegal immigrants a pub lic education. How can this bill be the answer when the economic contributions from illegal immigrants benefit our country so greatly? Illegal im migrants are com ing and staying over here for a reason, and it is not just so they can hold out their hands for some food stamps or line up their kids for the school bus. The key to stop ping the tide of il legal immigration is to penalize per petrators, such as the businesses who greedily ex ploit undocumented immigrants with the help of Uncle Sam. Cru elly denying children an educa tion is be far too dangerous — and perhaps even deadly — for our nation.