You waited in line an hour to see this movie. Incredible opening! Heart- stopping action! Unbelievable tension! This is going to be... a great... a great... oh no. Seated directly behind you. A talker. You can withstand many things. People who drive 55 in the left lane. People with 10 items in the 8-items-only checkout. But here you draw the line. Talking in movie theaters is You paid seven bucks for this ticket. Seven bucks! To the voice you say, "Gould you please keep it down?" Mistake. The voice gets louder. "Let's move," you hiss to your girl friend. "Ho," she says. "Come on," you implore. "Ho," she says. "I’ve had it with talkers," she says. She reaches into her bag. Drops a squat metallic object on her lap. What the... ? Out of th corn r of your y , you see her squinting, slowly, surely screwing two pieces together. A... a... silencer? Geez! This is a side of her you've never seen before. You think, momentarily, that should this case go to a jury, it will be important to have movie lovers on the panel. She lifts the weapon from her lap. What's it going to be? A Colt .45? A derringer? You fore yours If to look. It's sleek. It's smooth. It's small. It's a...PDA? She’s going to | ;tf|4, A th M m |> ft threaten the voice with a personal digital assistant? She quickly touches some keys, leans forward. "Computer," she says tersely to the little machine. Great. How your girlfriend talks to inanimate objects. What's next? Lunch with all ns? She whispers something else to the machine. Wonderful. She's decided to catch up on work during your date. Suddenly, miracu- ( lously, the voice behind you stops. Weird-like, in mid-sentence. You glance back. What the...? It's long. Round. Pointy. A... cone... of... silence? "PDA with a silencer," your girlfriend mutters. Damn, that's good software. What will the next generation of software be? Come to Microsoft and shape it. Real jobs. Real internships. With real responsibility. Microsoft on Campus! 2 Presentations: Tues. Sept. 10, 7-9pm, Bright Building, Rm. 124 & Thurs. Sept. 12, 6-8pm, 401 Rudder Tower Well also be at the CEO Career Fair Come see us, bring your resume, and eat free pizza! ■ ■ '■ w-..-• K&in- Microsoft © 1996 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.