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ottering personal possessions for sale. Guaranteed results or you get an
additional 5 days at no charge. If item doesn't sell, advertiser must call before
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EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
HELP WANTED
Part-time hours - full-time pay.
Pleasant phone work. Start right
away, earn up to $80/day. Daily
pay. We train. 602 S. W. Pkwy #8
764-1426
Cruise Ships Now Hiring - Earn up to $2000 + month
working on Cruise Ships or Land-tour companies.
World travel. Seasonal & full-time employment avail
able. No experience necessary. For more information
call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C58552
Concession Workers Needed - $5/hr. Apply at City of
College Station Human Resources Dept, at City Hall
Premiere Brother - Sister Camps In Massachusetts.
Counselor positions for talented & energetic students
as Program Specialists in all Team Sports, especially
Baseball, Basketball, Roller Hockey, Gymnastics, Field
Hockey, Soccer, Volleyball; 30 Tennis openings; also
Golf, Archery, Riflery, Pioneering/Overnight camping,
Ropes & Rock climbing, Weights/Fitness & Cycling;
other openings include Performing Arts, Fine Arts, Fig
ure skating, Newspaper, Photography, Yearbook,
Radio Station, Cooking, Sewing, & Rocketry; All Water
front/Pool Activities (Swimming, Skiing, Sailing, Wind-
serfing, Canoeing/Kayaking). Top salaries, room,
board & travel. June 18th - August 17th. Inquire:
MAH-KEE-NAC (boys): 1-800-753-9118 DANBEE
(girls): 1-800-392-3752
interested in Real Estate? Would you like to get your
Real Estate License? Contact WTA Management 260-
9611
TASP International Now Hiring for summer manage
ment positions. Dallas/Fort Worth & Houston. Earn
$6,000-$10,000 summer income. Must have strong
work ethic & excellent attitude. 1-800-543-3792 for
information
ALASKA EMPLOYMENT - Fishing Industry. Earn up
to $3,000-$6,000+ per month. Room & Board! Trans
portation! Male/Female - No experience necessary!
(206)971-3510 ext.A58.552
NATIONAL PARKS HIRING - Positions are now avail
able at National Parks, Forests & Wildlife Preserves.
Excellent benefits + bonuses! Call: 1-206-971-3620
ext.N58553
Join a great team! Jefferson Ridge currently has 2
positions available. Service technician knowledge in
minor maintenance, energetic with an eye for detail.
Temporary Leasing Professional. Excellent Public
Relation skills a must. P7T now through May.
CALL FOR ENTRIES - Win a trip to New York to appear
on National television. The USA Network Up-all-Night
College Comedy Tour is looking for student comedians
to perform at TAMU on Feb. 17. All contestants will be
awarded great prizes and the winner will be flown to
New York . For details call 800-592-2121 ext.341
FOR RENT
Sublease 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba duplex apartment, $500/mo.
Available ASAP, shuttle, deck. 691-8311
2 bdrm/1 ba pool, patio-balcony, laundromat,
water/sewer paid. $475/mo Monterrey Apts. 268-0840
3-2 new duplex, special rate $695/mo. or sale
$110,000. Available now. 846-8864
Pre-leasing - summer & fall 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba.. Spacious.
W/D. Shuttle. Yard. Designated parking. $525 Manuel
Drive 4-plexes 693-3477
2 Bdrm/1 ba apartment $365/mo. or try our dorm plan -
own bdrm., furnished, all bills paid $245/mo. Casa
Blanca Apartments 846-1413
Sublease large 1 bdrm apartment $410/mo. February
rent paid. You keep deposit. Matt, 764-0628
Sublease 2 bdrm/2 ba apartment. $490/mo. + utilities
- for summer. Neat & clean 693-8422
Sublease - No deposit! 2 bdrm/1 ba split level town-
house. Windhill/Sunset Apartments. Feb.-April, Feb.
free. $500/mo. W/D conn. Diva Thielvoldt 731-8558,
268-5315 after 6 p.m.
2 bedroom apt. $250/deposit. $325 rent. Northgate
area. Call 268-8299
Sublease available immediately. Architecturally
unique. 1 bd/1 bth loft. Close to campus. (210)930-
3724 very nice!
2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba University commons. Bus rt. Fully fur
nished. $295/mo. $295 deposit. Female needed.
694-2217
2 BV Duplexes $375-$425 plus deposit Call 846-5800
Large Duplex 2 bd/1 1/2 bth walk in closets, W/D con
nections, fireplace. Available now! $450. New carpet!
Kenneth 693-9795
Available now 1/1 efficiency, fenced patio, stackable
W/D conn., built-ins, pool, shuttle, some bills paid. 846-
4409
Bryan 2/1 & 2/1 1/2 Duplexes, fenced yards, W/D
conn., some bills paid. 846-4409
Available now. College Station, 2/1 1/2 spacious 4-piex
W/D included, shuttle, some bills paid. 846-4409
Sublease available - Meals included, female student.
University Tower. Call (214)363-5253
Efficiency sublease Treehouse Village. $425/month
Feb. rent paid. You keep deposit. Call Yasha 764-
6880 '
Nice, clean, 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba. studio apartment, fire
place, shuttle, $515/mo. Available now or in 1 month.
Tammy 822-3025
Walk To TAMU! Normandy Square Condos - Northgate
area, avail 3/2/96, $550. 776-3690/690-3690
1 and 2 Bdrm apartment available now. Free gas and
cable. 822-0472
No deposit 2/T pat 10 mins, to A&M. $415/mo. 776-
6173/862-1179 Laura.
Sublease 2 bdrm/2 ba. at Treehouse Village for below
regular cost. $600 obo, W/D conn. On shuttle. 696-
9914
PERSONALS
NEED A VALENTINE? Call 1-900-656-2600 ext.6181
$2.99 per min. Must be 18 yrs. Touch-tone phone
required . Serv-U (619)645-8434
Attenfion Singles: Meet your Special Someone liv
ing in your area - today!! Call now! 1-900-407-8800
ext.1134 - $2.99 pr. min. - 18 + yrs. -Serv-U 619-645-
8434
DJ MUSIC
OPTOMETRIC ASSISTANT
Mon.-Fri. 8:45 am - 1 pm
Typing required. No experience necessary.
Please call
846-0377
for an interview.
The Houston Chronicle
is taking applications for immediate
route openings. The route requires
working early morning hours, 7
days a week and earns $450-$900
per month.
If interested, call:
Julian at 693-2323 or Major at
693-7815 between 8am-3pm for
an appointment.
PART-TIME JOBS
Universal Computer Systems is
looking for part-time employees to
help repair CRT’s, keyboards, &
printers. NO COMPUTER
EXPERIENCE REQUIRED.
Electronics experience is a plus for
some positions. Flexible days/hours-
mornings preferred. $5.50/hr. To
apply, please call our Recruiting
depart, at 1-800-883-3031 no later
than 1/20/96. UCS hires
^^lon-tobaccousersonly^EOE^^
Bronchitis
Sinusitis or
Volunteers needed for a short
study using a known antibiotic
for treatment of sinusitis and
acute bronchitis. Eligible
volunteers will be paid $100.
No blood drawn and only
4 visits.
For more information, please call
J & S Studies, Inc.
846 - 5933
Summer Camp Counselors, Administrative Staff, Nurs
es S Lifeguards needed for Glri Scout resident camps
near Athens, Texas & on Lake Texoma; for more infor
mation, call 1-800-442-2260 or (214)823-1342, EOE.
Howdy Agsl Short on cash? Looking for a part-time
job? Don't go there! Come here - To the Westgate
Plasma Center, where you can earn $140 a month
donating your life-saving plasma... $80 in your first two
weeks! Donating plasma is everything you could ask
tor in a part-time job: minimal time, good pay, no work
required, tax-free cash! Don’t delay, call today! 846-
8855 - Westgate Plasma Center, just two short blocks
north of campus at 4223 Wellborn Rd., Bryan.
$ Cruise Ships Hiring! Students Needed! $$$+ Free
travel (Caribbean, Europe, Hawaii!) Seasonal/Perma
nent, no experience necessary. Gde. (919)929-4398
ext, C1023
Alaska Student Jobs! Great $$$! Thousands of jobs
available. Male/Female. Room/Board/Transport often
provided. Great Adventure. Gde. 919-933-0188 ext.
AID 23
Wendy's is now accepting day shift applications, apply
(3-5)pm, no phone calls please. Location: Bryan/Col
lege Station
Equity Real Estate needs leasing agents Pt/Ft avail
able, flexible schedule. 696-4464
BUCKY RICHARDSON’S STEAKHOUSE 8. SPORTS
PARADISE now hiring cooks, waitstaff, & bartenders,
lunch, dinner, Ft/Pt. Apply in person 500 S TX. Ave.
EARN EXTRA “$$$ DELIVER PHONE BOOKS Inde-
pendent contractors needed. Men or women over 18
yrs. old needed to deliver Brazos-Valley area wide
phone book. Access to truck or van with liability insur
ance required. Involves lifting and extensive walking.
Temporary position requiring full-time hrs. Contact
Associated Publishing Co. W-F from 8-5. 409-846-
7590
Gymnastics Coach Needed part-time, excellent pay,
must be energetic, dependable, love children. Must
have teaching experience. Missy, Madisonvile
(409)348-6587
Algebra tutor wanted. Call after 5:00pm 776-2206
AUTO
1988 Mazda 323, automatic, champagne w/ tan interi
or. Best offer. 696-1904.
1990 Nissan Pulsar, T-fops, good condition,
$7000/neg David @ 764-1499, evenings.
1988 Toyota Camry LE loaded! Excellent condition
846-2756 $4400
1990 Mercury Cougar, white w/ maroon interior, good
condition, runs well, customized sound system, $6800
obo. 361-4617
Party Block Mobile DJ - Professional, experienced disc
jockey. Specializing in Aggie weddings, parties,
anniversaries, any special occasion. Ask about our
New Club Light Package! References available 693-
6294
STARZ Mobile Entertainment Professional sound/ light
ing. Church/School Dances, Weddings, Parties. Any
occasion 1-800-435-6065, 694-8981
Sound Power Professional DJ - Service Dances/Mix
ers/Weddings. Experienced 696-9754
TUTORS
Professional tutor/educator needed. Tutor freshman
A&M Engineering student in calculus & physics 2
times a wk. and on a continuing basis. Larry (409)268-
5665. (713)242-3007, (713)495-9550
LOST & FOUND
Lost Dog, 65 lb Boxer, brindle, black mask, white chest,
-lipped ears/tail, "Max", call Baron 822-6065.
LOST near Heaton Hall gold wedding band. Ruby and
diamond ring guards. REWARD. Call 845-1085 or
693-1894,
Lost: sentimental silver crucifix inscribed w/ LJR lost at
Rec. Center before Christmas! Very missed! Reward!
847-5848
MISCELLANEOUS
Attention all Studentstll Grants & Scholarships
available! Billions of $$$ In private funding. Qual
ify immediately. 1-800 AID-2-HELP(1-800-243-2435)
PERSONAL
THE TEXAS
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HELP WANTED REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
FACIAL
ACNE STUDY
Do you have mild to moderate
acne? Volunteers needed for 12
week (6 visits) study using a
antibiotic cream. Eligible
volunteers paid $150 for study.
No blood work
For more information, please call
J & S Studies, Inc.
846 - 5933
Women 16 Years of Age
and Older
Are you experiencing the
symptoms of a Vaginal
Yeast Infection?
You may be eligible to par
ticipate in a medical
research program if you are
presently experiencing vagi
nal itching, burning, irritation
or discharge.
AS A PARTICIPANT, YOU
WILL RECEIVE:
Physician visits and
research medication AND
Payment for your
time and effort.
Call for more information:
J&S Studies, Inc.
846-5933
Great Part-time income, flexible schedules around
class. $8 to start, evening & weekend schedule avail
able, scholarships & internships available. Call 10-4pm
691-8959 i
$1,750 weekly possible mailing our circulars. For Info
call (202)393-7723
telephone interviewer position available $5/hr. evening
& weekend work. Contact IntelliQuest at 268-5307 or
come by 702-F University Dr. Ea. Ste 102#, College
Station
Resorts - Theme Parks Hiring! Earn up to $ 15/hr. at
Beach/Vacation Resorts & Amusement/Theme Parks.
No Experience Necessary Program. Call Today!! 919-
932-3749 ext.R1023
SPRING BREAK EMPLOYMENT - The Texas Trans
portation Institute is looking tor students from the fol
lowing cities to survey child safety seat use during
Spring Break: Amarillo, Austin, Beaumont, Brownsville,
Corpus Christ!, Dallas, El Paso, Ft. Worth, Houston,
Lubbock, San Antonio, Tyler, & Waco. $6/hr. + gas.
Call 845-2736, 8am-5pm for interview.
Aerobic InsFructor at Jays Gym. Flexible hours call
846-6272 for Elise Garrison
HOT fuFTFn the SUMMERTIME Theme Park Photo
Concessionaire has openings for motivated staff in
Southern California and Houston, TX. Hourly + com
mission + season bonus. Housing available; trans
portation necessary full-time positions March-Oct. 1-
800-237-4164
China Garden now hiring waitperson/host. Lunch and
dinner shifts. 823-2818
Experienced wait-staff needed 10am-3pm shift. Kaffee
Klatsch 846-4360
Maintenance/Renovation work skills required: minor
carpentry & plumbing. Flexible hours just be willing to
work 846-5800. $5.00 to $7.00/hr.
Accepting applications for experienced custodians, late
night, 7 days. Own equipment a plus. Apply between
3:30-5:00pm at 2102 Tx. Ave. So.
Why dream about the future? Make it happen now!
Unlimited potential training provided paid weekly. Call
1-800-684-8253 X6202
DEMANDING, REWARDING, EXCITING, Marketing
consulting firm seeks student w/ outstanding writing &
computer graphic design skills. 12 hrs./wk.; profes
sional attire. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? reli
able, dedicated, meet deadlines, excellent writing skills,
experience w/ Macintosh, familiar w/ desktop publish
ing. Call 775-3948
inspirations - Wanted friendly, intelligent, depend
able, & hard-working individuals for part-time help
throughout the year. Afternoon and weekends needed.
Apply @ Inspirations in Post Oak Mall.
COMPUTERS
Macs & printers for sale/lease from $35/mo. Software,
repairs, RAM/HD upgrades. MacResource 775-7703
Mac Performa 550 5 Meg Ram, 150 HD, CD ROM,
modem, software included, 1 yr. old, rarely used
$890/neg. 691-8671
16 MB memory (4X4MB Simms-30 PIN). $500 Scott
696-7754
386 Computer with color VGA Monitor, Windows, and
other software. Fully upgradeable. $360.00 negotiable
260-1078
NEC 386, 1MB Ram, 40 MB HD, 2 drives, mouse, new
14.4 fax modem, no monitor/printer, $250 846-7720
Laptop Macintosh Powerbook 145, 4-MB of Ram, 50-
MB HD, 33 Mhz processor. $795 Call Brett @ 847-
0371
Gateway 2000 486 Laptop Computer excellent condi
tion. Perfect for mobile college students. Graduating
and must sell. $1000.00 obo. 775-3482
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
Business of your own for $100 + never pay for long dis
tance calls again. Run your business from your dorm
or apt. Prepaid Long Distance Phone cards are the
hottest craze. 1-800-233-5794
Near new, ciean, aitractive 2/2 M/H set-up. Bryan
$15,000 1-512-357-6636
ROOMMATE
A 3-1 house, very close to campus, own room,
$200/mo. + 1/3 bills. Juan 696-6822.
Female roommate needed. Jefferson Ridge apart
ments. Own bedroom & bath. 694-6929
Male roommate needed. University Commons $250
down $256/mo. 214-234-0320 or 693-5915
Female needed to sublease duplex in Wolf Pen area.
Feb.-May. Free Feb. rent. Own room/ba. W/D Call
696-1572.
Roommate needed starting Feb 17th Own nxrm, Feb.
rent paid. 694-2668
Roommate needed to share 2 bdrm/1 ba apartment
$180/mo. + 1/2 utilities. On shuttle route Call David
694-8156
Roommate needed ASAP to share 2 bdrm/1 ba condo
$250/mo. + 1/2 bills. W/D, pool, on shuttle. Responsi
ble student preferred. 846-3019
Male roommate needed 3 bdrm/2 ba house. Own
room. $250/mo + 1/3 utilities. Mike 774-7261
PETS
Ball Python female 3 yrs. old 4 feet, cage, accessories
$275 neg. Call Pete or Jack 694-7662
AKC Collies Sable and While 3 females. 2 males
Great markings. Born 12/15/95. $200(409)847-5466,
(713)462-0144. First shots
Pit-bull pups, 7 wks, 1st shots, $50. Call Mike 846-
0213.
Boxer Pups AKC, fawn, 1st shot, tailed and declawed,
6 wks. old, 5 males, 5 females. $300. Call 764-4004
SERVICES
Planning on getting married soon?
Where are you going to hold
the reception?
Have you ever considered the
Faculty Club?
Yes, it is possible.
For more information, please call
Chuck Murray at 862-2988.
Hoover's Tennis Service. Same-day & overnight ser
vice. Re-stringing tennis & racquet-ball racquets. 696-
9733
Free Financial Aldl Over 56 billion in public & private
sector grants & scholarships is now available. All stu
dents are eligible regardless of grades, income, or par
ent's income. Let us help. Call Student Financial Ser-
vlces: 1-800-263-6495 ext. #58552
Private English tutor. Academic writing skills for college
& graduate students. ESL, TOEFL. TWE for interna
tional students. Kay Perry 693-4504/764 5651
Resumes designed + 50 copies on your choice ot many
papers $30.00. Ready within 48 hours In most cases.
Mark or Cynthia 764-8984. Leave message.
AAA Texas Defensive Driving & Driver's Training, lot-
of-fun, Laugh-a-lotl! Ticket dismissal, insurance dis
count. M-TU(6pm-9pm), W-Th(6pm-9pm), Fri(6pm-
8pm) & Sat(8am-2:30pm), Sun(12pm-9pm). Next to
Black Eyed Pea. Walk-Ins welcome. $25 cash. Low
est price allowed by law. Ill Univ. Dr., Ste 217, 846-
6117. Show up 30 min. early.
Word processing, proofreading: resumes, class
papers, articles, publications. Professional results, rea
sonable rates. 694-2900.
S.O.S DEFENSIVE DRIVING Offering daytime,
evening, & weekend classes. Call 24 hrs. (409)823-
4SOS. In the Manor East Mall in Bryan. Aggie owned
and operated. *NTSI C0297-101
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Con^lete packages startrg at on^ s 329 pits tax
1-800-880-2754
Spring Break! South Padre beachfront, 2bdrm/2 ba &
3 bdrm/3 ba. Famous Radisson Resort. Parties, Con
tests, Owner discount. (941)642-5483.
Ski Taos Red River Angel Fire. Luxury townhouse,
sleeps 17, $150-$350 a night. 846-8916 Ask for John.
Spring Breaks "Hottest Trips" Cancun - South Padre
Island - Belize 1-800-328-7513 http://www.studentadv-
trav.com Call Stephen @ 847-4481 Free food & drink
package for early sign-ups.
South Padre island Spring Break Beachfront condo
minium at great prices. Owner will negotiate. Call col-
lect (210)761-7882 or (210)943-1972, (210)806-2391
South Padrel Spring Break Party on Padre: March 7-
9, 14-16, or 21-23! Includes 3 days/2 nights lodging &
taxes - from $29 per person. Hurry, limited space. Call
1 -800-SUNCHASE
Spring Break condo 2 bd/2 bth available. Privately
owned Mustang Island Luxury Beach-side sleeps 6,
King size hot tub in living room all amenities $800/wk.
Deposit required (512)850-9099
For rent - South Padre Island - Only 6 luxurious 2bdmn
condominiums, accommodating 6 people, on the
beach, over-looking the gulf, remain available during
Spring week of March 9-16. Reduced rate to $1200/wk
w/ $500 refundable deposit. Call (210)761-4710.
Due to the overwhelming response to our South Padre
trip packages, we've been asked to sell more 5 and 7
night stays! And this Saturday only, from 9am-5pm
MST, we're having a SUPER SATURDAY SALE.
Deduct $50 per person from our advertised beach front
Holiday Inn Sunspree or Sheraton Fiesta Resort trip
package price. This offer is only valid on new direct
reservations with full payment placed on your credit
card. Space is limited. It’s never too late to party with
Sunchase on South Padre. Call 1-800-SUNCHASE
this Saturday!
Couch & love seat $150, Queen bed base $75, Com
puter desk $50, Book shelves $50, TV table $40 Anto-
nio 764-5654
Sega, 32X, Sega CD. games. 4 player adapter, and 4
controllers All lor $750 or will sell in parts. 693-9992
90 gray Honda Accord LX 2dr, 5sp, all power,
85,000mi., runs great! Alarm. $7750 Kenneth 693-
9795
Spring Break Condo So Padre island March 9-15 1
bdrm/Ktch/Sofabed S250/person 5 people 847-0396
GE no frost refrig 14 2 cu foot $100 Super single
waterbed w/ heater, bookshelf, headboard, complete
$36 00. Call 845-5547, 8 5:00 Mon.-Fri.
Florida trip for two w/ stay in Orlando, Daytona. & 2 day
cruise. Can't use, must sell ASAP. $400, Jason: 694-
8242
Bicycles, Bicycles All fully reconditioned 10-spoeds.
Schwinn "spirit" $50, another used Murray 10-speed
$30, only 1 mountain bike $75, Shannon 846-8295
Video Arcade Game Tron $400, Baseball cards 1981-
90, BMX Pro bicycle $120, Leather Sports Jacket $50.
leather trench coat $50; 846-7920
Sofabed $200 00 obo 822-2329
Motobecane Super Mirage French touring bike with
accessories, seldom used. $135. 775-7506
WANTED
Students who need to lose weight New metabolism
breakthru. All natural. Dr. recommended. 29.95.
Credit cards, checks Local delivery. (409)823-3307.
Professional tutor/educator needed. Tutor freshman
A&M Engineering student in calculus & physics. 2
times a wk and on a continuing basis Larry (409)268-
5665, (713)242-3007, (713)495-9550.
MOTORCYCLE
1990 HONDA CBR1000. New tires, brakes. Mint con
dition. $5850. 847-4940
If you forgot to have
your yearbook picture
taken in the fall,
you have until Feb. 29
to have it taken for the
1996 Aggieland.
Pictures are taken
Monday - Friday,
9 to 5 at
AR Photography
693-8153
Time’s running out
If you did not order the 1996
Aggieland as a fee option when
you registered for fall ‘95 classes,
you may order your yearbook in
the Student Publications Office,
230 Reed McDonald Building.
$30 plus tax
(Cash, Check, VISA, MasterCard,
Discover, American Express)
1996
AGGIELAND
The nation’s largest college yearbook
Order Now. Save $5.
FOR RENT
The hottest apartment community in College Station
will be open this summer! Pool, sand volleyball, weight
room, computer room, recreation room w/ big screen
TV and foosball. Every apartment has a microwave,
washer & dryer, and local alarms. Rents starting at
$590. Small pets ok. Call 696-2130 NOW!
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Lisa’s Proper
Olsen Field
etiquette
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7a’ II are so weird.” That’s
what my non-Aggie neigh-
JL bor kept telling my sister
and l about Aggies, especially Ag
gies at the baseball games.
To someone who has never been
to an Aggie baseball game, we
probably do seem a little weird. So,
I decided to compile a list of some
things-to-do while at a baseball
game for those who may be attend
ing a game for the first time.
1. NEVER sit in the first row of
the second deck on the first-base
side. ’Phis section is “reserved” for
the notorious Olsen Field “Bag
gies.” If you’ve been to a baseball
game in the past five years, you
know the group I’m talking about.
I’ve never seen it happen, but I
would venture to guess that if an
“outsider” was found sitting in
“their spot,” he or she would proba
bly be kindly escorted to the “regu
lar Aggie baseball fan” section.
2. Make up cool and insulting
names for all of the players on the
opposing team to yell while they
are at bat. The funnier and more
distasteful, the better. These
names are usually made up by
looking at the player’s last name
and coming up with something that
rhymes or looking at the player's
build. For example, “Fat Albert” for
a beefy player.
3. When an opposing team's
player gets up to bat, always count
his practice swings out loud, fol
lowed by the insulting name you’ve
come up with, like “One Fat Albert,
two Fat Albert, etc...”
4. Always bring a supply of food
to wave at the other teams “beefy”
players. Twinkies work well.
5. If an opposing player makes
an error, call him stupid for the re
mainder of the game. If he’s batting
call him stupid, if he’s walking
back to the dugout call him stupid,
if he makes a move call him stupid
— really. It never gets old.
6. Resist, no matter how hard it
is, the urge to push a “Raggie” over
the railing when they are bent ovei
it yelling at the opposing team.
7. If you catch a ball fouled up
into the stands, hide it from the Di
amond Darlings. Then when they
come up into the stands to get it,
point in another direction while
looking as innocent as you can.
This get’s them every time!
8. Along the same lines, if a ball
is fouled up onto the net behind
home plate, start yelling “pick it
up” before it even hits the ground.
Then clap when it’s picked up.
9. Resist urges to throw caught
foul ball at “Raggies.”
10. When the umpire bends over
to sweep off home plate, start
yelling, “ Rtch it now.” You never
know when a pitcher might fall for
this.
11. When the opposing team's
catcher walks to the pitcher’s
mound to talk to the pitcher, start
yelling, “Touch his butt”, or better
yet, if you have cash on you get it
out and start waving it at the play
ers while whistling cat calls.
12. If the opposing team’s coach
steps even an inch out of the
coach’s box by first base, start
yelling, “Get in the box, coach” un
til one of two things happens: he ei
ther gets back into the box or he
flips you off behind his back.
13. Always bring money and an
appetite to 25-cent hot dog night.
Where else can you get 3 hot dogs
and a Coke for a dollar?
14. Resist urges to throw 25-
cent hot dog at “Raggies.”
15. Always be one of the first
people through the gate because
you get all kinds of cool prizes like
koozies and squirt bottles, or better
yet an Aggie baseball seat cushion
or batting helmet.
16. Register you name in the
“Name Game” drawing as many
times as you can. If it’s a Tuesday
afternoon game and there are only
1500 hundred people in the stands
and you’ve registered your name
200 times, chances are you’re going
to win.
17. Wave at all passing trains.
18. When opposing team’s coach
goes to the pitcher’s mound to talk
to the pitcher start chanting, “Take
him out, keep him in.”
19. If the opposing team’s pitch
er pitches a ball that is short, start
yelling “Scoot up.”
20. Always point toward the out
field when Jeff Bailey, Chad Allen
and other power hitters get up.
I’m sure I left some things out,
but you’ll pick those up on your
own. You are now ready to experi
ence your first Aggie baseball
game. See ya at Olsen.
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