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‘A&glEI-Erivqte Party Want Ads $10 for 20 words running 5 days, if your merchandise is priced $1000 or less (price must appear in ad). This rate applies only to non-commercial advertisers ottering personal possessions for sale. Guaranteed results or you get an additional 5 days at no charge. If item doesn't sell, advertiser must call before 1 p.m. on the day the ad is scheduled to end to qualify for the 5 additional insertions at no charge. No refunds will be made if your ad is cancelled early. 845-0569 Or FAX us at 845-2678 Business Hours Call or visit 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday through Friday in Room 015 (basement) Reed McDonald Building Deadline 1 p.m. prior to publication accepted < o LU CL. C/> EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY HELP WANTED Part-time hours - full-time pay. Pleasant phone work. Start right away, earn up to $80/day. Daily pay. We train. 602 S. W. Pkwy #8 764-1426 Cruise Ships Now Hiring - Earn up to $2000 + month working on Cruise Ships or Land-tour companies. World travel. Seasonal & full-time employment avail able. No experience necessary. For more information call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C58552 Concession Workers Needed - $5/hr. Apply at City of College Station Human Resources Dept, at City Hall Premiere Brother - Sister Camps In Massachusetts. Counselor positions for talented & energetic students as Program Specialists in all Team Sports, especially Baseball, Basketball, Roller Hockey, Gymnastics, Field Hockey, Soccer, Volleyball; 30 Tennis openings; also Golf, Archery, Riflery, Pioneering/Overnight camping, Ropes & Rock climbing, Weights/Fitness & Cycling; other openings include Performing Arts, Fine Arts, Fig ure skating, Newspaper, Photography, Yearbook, Radio Station, Cooking, Sewing, & Rocketry; All Water front/Pool Activities (Swimming, Skiing, Sailing, Wind- serfing, Canoeing/Kayaking). Top salaries, room, board & travel. June 18th - August 17th. Inquire: MAH-KEE-NAC (boys): 1-800-753-9118 DANBEE (girls): 1-800-392-3752 interested in Real Estate? Would you like to get your Real Estate License? Contact WTA Management 260- 9611 TASP International Now Hiring for summer manage ment positions. Dallas/Fort Worth & Houston. Earn $6,000-$10,000 summer income. Must have strong work ethic & excellent attitude. 1-800-543-3792 for information ALASKA EMPLOYMENT - Fishing Industry. Earn up to $3,000-$6,000+ per month. Room & Board! Trans portation! Male/Female - No experience necessary! (206)971-3510 ext.A58.552 NATIONAL PARKS HIRING - Positions are now avail able at National Parks, Forests & Wildlife Preserves. Excellent benefits + bonuses! Call: 1-206-971-3620 ext.N58553 Join a great team! Jefferson Ridge currently has 2 positions available. Service technician knowledge in minor maintenance, energetic with an eye for detail. Temporary Leasing Professional. Excellent Public Relation skills a must. P7T now through May. CALL FOR ENTRIES - Win a trip to New York to appear on National television. The USA Network Up-all-Night College Comedy Tour is looking for student comedians to perform at TAMU on Feb. 17. All contestants will be awarded great prizes and the winner will be flown to New York . For details call 800-592-2121 ext.341 FOR RENT Sublease 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba duplex apartment, $500/mo. Available ASAP, shuttle, deck. 691-8311 2 bdrm/1 ba pool, patio-balcony, laundromat, water/sewer paid. $475/mo Monterrey Apts. 268-0840 3-2 new duplex, special rate $695/mo. or sale $110,000. Available now. 846-8864 Pre-leasing - summer & fall 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba.. Spacious. W/D. Shuttle. Yard. Designated parking. $525 Manuel Drive 4-plexes 693-3477 2 Bdrm/1 ba apartment $365/mo. or try our dorm plan - own bdrm., furnished, all bills paid $245/mo. Casa Blanca Apartments 846-1413 Sublease large 1 bdrm apartment $410/mo. February rent paid. You keep deposit. Matt, 764-0628 Sublease 2 bdrm/2 ba apartment. $490/mo. + utilities - for summer. Neat & clean 693-8422 Sublease - No deposit! 2 bdrm/1 ba split level town- house. Windhill/Sunset Apartments. Feb.-April, Feb. free. $500/mo. W/D conn. Diva Thielvoldt 731-8558, 268-5315 after 6 p.m. 2 bedroom apt. $250/deposit. $325 rent. Northgate area. Call 268-8299 Sublease available immediately. Architecturally unique. 1 bd/1 bth loft. Close to campus. (210)930- 3724 very nice! 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba University commons. Bus rt. Fully fur nished. $295/mo. $295 deposit. Female needed. 694-2217 2 BV Duplexes $375-$425 plus deposit Call 846-5800 Large Duplex 2 bd/1 1/2 bth walk in closets, W/D con nections, fireplace. Available now! $450. New carpet! Kenneth 693-9795 Available now 1/1 efficiency, fenced patio, stackable W/D conn., built-ins, pool, shuttle, some bills paid. 846- 4409 Bryan 2/1 & 2/1 1/2 Duplexes, fenced yards, W/D conn., some bills paid. 846-4409 Available now. College Station, 2/1 1/2 spacious 4-piex W/D included, shuttle, some bills paid. 846-4409 Sublease available - Meals included, female student. University Tower. Call (214)363-5253 Efficiency sublease Treehouse Village. $425/month Feb. rent paid. You keep deposit. Call Yasha 764- 6880 ' Nice, clean, 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba. studio apartment, fire place, shuttle, $515/mo. Available now or in 1 month. Tammy 822-3025 Walk To TAMU! Normandy Square Condos - Northgate area, avail 3/2/96, $550. 776-3690/690-3690 1 and 2 Bdrm apartment available now. Free gas and cable. 822-0472 No deposit 2/T pat 10 mins, to A&M. $415/mo. 776- 6173/862-1179 Laura. Sublease 2 bdrm/2 ba. at Treehouse Village for below regular cost. $600 obo, W/D conn. On shuttle. 696- 9914 PERSONALS NEED A VALENTINE? Call 1-900-656-2600 ext.6181 $2.99 per min. Must be 18 yrs. Touch-tone phone required . Serv-U (619)645-8434 Attenfion Singles: Meet your Special Someone liv ing in your area - today!! Call now! 1-900-407-8800 ext.1134 - $2.99 pr. min. - 18 + yrs. -Serv-U 619-645- 8434 DJ MUSIC OPTOMETRIC ASSISTANT Mon.-Fri. 8:45 am - 1 pm Typing required. No experience necessary. Please call 846-0377 for an interview. The Houston Chronicle is taking applications for immediate route openings. The route requires working early morning hours, 7 days a week and earns $450-$900 per month. If interested, call: Julian at 693-2323 or Major at 693-7815 between 8am-3pm for an appointment. PART-TIME JOBS Universal Computer Systems is looking for part-time employees to help repair CRT’s, keyboards, & printers. NO COMPUTER EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. Electronics experience is a plus for some positions. Flexible days/hours- mornings preferred. $5.50/hr. To apply, please call our Recruiting depart, at 1-800-883-3031 no later than 1/20/96. UCS hires ^^lon-tobaccousersonly^EOE^^ Bronchitis Sinusitis or Volunteers needed for a short study using a known antibiotic for treatment of sinusitis and acute bronchitis. Eligible volunteers will be paid $100. No blood drawn and only 4 visits. For more information, please call J & S Studies, Inc. 846 - 5933 Summer Camp Counselors, Administrative Staff, Nurs es S Lifeguards needed for Glri Scout resident camps near Athens, Texas & on Lake Texoma; for more infor mation, call 1-800-442-2260 or (214)823-1342, EOE. Howdy Agsl Short on cash? Looking for a part-time job? Don't go there! Come here - To the Westgate Plasma Center, where you can earn $140 a month donating your life-saving plasma... $80 in your first two weeks! Donating plasma is everything you could ask tor in a part-time job: minimal time, good pay, no work required, tax-free cash! Don’t delay, call today! 846- 8855 - Westgate Plasma Center, just two short blocks north of campus at 4223 Wellborn Rd., Bryan. $ Cruise Ships Hiring! Students Needed! $$$+ Free travel (Caribbean, Europe, Hawaii!) Seasonal/Perma nent, no experience necessary. Gde. (919)929-4398 ext, C1023 Alaska Student Jobs! Great $$$! Thousands of jobs available. Male/Female. Room/Board/Transport often provided. Great Adventure. Gde. 919-933-0188 ext. AID 23 Wendy's is now accepting day shift applications, apply (3-5)pm, no phone calls please. Location: Bryan/Col lege Station Equity Real Estate needs leasing agents Pt/Ft avail able, flexible schedule. 696-4464 BUCKY RICHARDSON’S STEAKHOUSE 8. SPORTS PARADISE now hiring cooks, waitstaff, & bartenders, lunch, dinner, Ft/Pt. Apply in person 500 S TX. Ave. EARN EXTRA “$$$ DELIVER PHONE BOOKS Inde- pendent contractors needed. Men or women over 18 yrs. old needed to deliver Brazos-Valley area wide phone book. Access to truck or van with liability insur ance required. Involves lifting and extensive walking. Temporary position requiring full-time hrs. Contact Associated Publishing Co. W-F from 8-5. 409-846- 7590 Gymnastics Coach Needed part-time, excellent pay, must be energetic, dependable, love children. Must have teaching experience. Missy, Madisonvile (409)348-6587 Algebra tutor wanted. Call after 5:00pm 776-2206 AUTO 1988 Mazda 323, automatic, champagne w/ tan interi or. Best offer. 696-1904. 1990 Nissan Pulsar, T-fops, good condition, $7000/neg David @ 764-1499, evenings. 1988 Toyota Camry LE loaded! Excellent condition 846-2756 $4400 1990 Mercury Cougar, white w/ maroon interior, good condition, runs well, customized sound system, $6800 obo. 361-4617 Party Block Mobile DJ - Professional, experienced disc jockey. Specializing in Aggie weddings, parties, anniversaries, any special occasion. Ask about our New Club Light Package! References available 693- 6294 STARZ Mobile Entertainment Professional sound/ light ing. Church/School Dances, Weddings, Parties. Any occasion 1-800-435-6065, 694-8981 Sound Power Professional DJ - Service Dances/Mix ers/Weddings. Experienced 696-9754 TUTORS Professional tutor/educator needed. Tutor freshman A&M Engineering student in calculus & physics 2 times a wk. and on a continuing basis. Larry (409)268- 5665. (713)242-3007, (713)495-9550 LOST & FOUND Lost Dog, 65 lb Boxer, brindle, black mask, white chest, -lipped ears/tail, "Max", call Baron 822-6065. LOST near Heaton Hall gold wedding band. Ruby and diamond ring guards. REWARD. Call 845-1085 or 693-1894, Lost: sentimental silver crucifix inscribed w/ LJR lost at Rec. Center before Christmas! Very missed! Reward! 847-5848 MISCELLANEOUS Attention all Studentstll Grants & Scholarships available! Billions of $$$ In private funding. Qual ify immediately. 1-800 AID-2-HELP(1-800-243-2435) PERSONAL THE TEXAS HUSTLERS m&V “World Champion Handicapper” 900-860-9700^ $25 per call / | FOR MORE INFO CALL PHILIP GUITAR SPORTS 1-800-995-7940 | HELP WANTED REAL ESTATE FOR SALE FACIAL ACNE STUDY Do you have mild to moderate acne? Volunteers needed for 12 week (6 visits) study using a antibiotic cream. Eligible volunteers paid $150 for study. No blood work For more information, please call J & S Studies, Inc. 846 - 5933 Women 16 Years of Age and Older Are you experiencing the symptoms of a Vaginal Yeast Infection? You may be eligible to par ticipate in a medical research program if you are presently experiencing vagi nal itching, burning, irritation or discharge. AS A PARTICIPANT, YOU WILL RECEIVE: Physician visits and research medication AND Payment for your time and effort. Call for more information: J&S Studies, Inc. 846-5933 Great Part-time income, flexible schedules around class. $8 to start, evening & weekend schedule avail able, scholarships & internships available. Call 10-4pm 691-8959 i $1,750 weekly possible mailing our circulars. For Info call (202)393-7723 telephone interviewer position available $5/hr. evening & weekend work. Contact IntelliQuest at 268-5307 or come by 702-F University Dr. Ea. Ste 102#, College Station Resorts - Theme Parks Hiring! Earn up to $ 15/hr. at Beach/Vacation Resorts & Amusement/Theme Parks. No Experience Necessary Program. Call Today!! 919- 932-3749 ext.R1023 SPRING BREAK EMPLOYMENT - The Texas Trans portation Institute is looking tor students from the fol lowing cities to survey child safety seat use during Spring Break: Amarillo, Austin, Beaumont, Brownsville, Corpus Christ!, Dallas, El Paso, Ft. Worth, Houston, Lubbock, San Antonio, Tyler, & Waco. $6/hr. + gas. Call 845-2736, 8am-5pm for interview. Aerobic InsFructor at Jays Gym. Flexible hours call 846-6272 for Elise Garrison HOT fuFTFn the SUMMERTIME Theme Park Photo Concessionaire has openings for motivated staff in Southern California and Houston, TX. Hourly + com mission + season bonus. Housing available; trans portation necessary full-time positions March-Oct. 1- 800-237-4164 China Garden now hiring waitperson/host. Lunch and dinner shifts. 823-2818 Experienced wait-staff needed 10am-3pm shift. Kaffee Klatsch 846-4360 Maintenance/Renovation work skills required: minor carpentry & plumbing. Flexible hours just be willing to work 846-5800. $5.00 to $7.00/hr. Accepting applications for experienced custodians, late night, 7 days. Own equipment a plus. Apply between 3:30-5:00pm at 2102 Tx. Ave. So. Why dream about the future? Make it happen now! Unlimited potential training provided paid weekly. Call 1-800-684-8253 X6202 DEMANDING, REWARDING, EXCITING, Marketing consulting firm seeks student w/ outstanding writing & computer graphic design skills. 12 hrs./wk.; profes sional attire. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? reli able, dedicated, meet deadlines, excellent writing skills, experience w/ Macintosh, familiar w/ desktop publish ing. Call 775-3948 inspirations - Wanted friendly, intelligent, depend able, & hard-working individuals for part-time help throughout the year. Afternoon and weekends needed. Apply @ Inspirations in Post Oak Mall. COMPUTERS Macs & printers for sale/lease from $35/mo. Software, repairs, RAM/HD upgrades. MacResource 775-7703 Mac Performa 550 5 Meg Ram, 150 HD, CD ROM, modem, software included, 1 yr. old, rarely used $890/neg. 691-8671 16 MB memory (4X4MB Simms-30 PIN). $500 Scott 696-7754 386 Computer with color VGA Monitor, Windows, and other software. Fully upgradeable. $360.00 negotiable 260-1078 NEC 386, 1MB Ram, 40 MB HD, 2 drives, mouse, new 14.4 fax modem, no monitor/printer, $250 846-7720 Laptop Macintosh Powerbook 145, 4-MB of Ram, 50- MB HD, 33 Mhz processor. $795 Call Brett @ 847- 0371 Gateway 2000 486 Laptop Computer excellent condi tion. Perfect for mobile college students. Graduating and must sell. $1000.00 obo. 775-3482 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Business of your own for $100 + never pay for long dis tance calls again. Run your business from your dorm or apt. Prepaid Long Distance Phone cards are the hottest craze. 1-800-233-5794 Near new, ciean, aitractive 2/2 M/H set-up. Bryan $15,000 1-512-357-6636 ROOMMATE A 3-1 house, very close to campus, own room, $200/mo. + 1/3 bills. Juan 696-6822. Female roommate needed. Jefferson Ridge apart ments. Own bedroom & bath. 694-6929 Male roommate needed. University Commons $250 down $256/mo. 214-234-0320 or 693-5915 Female needed to sublease duplex in Wolf Pen area. Feb.-May. Free Feb. rent. Own room/ba. W/D Call 696-1572. Roommate needed starting Feb 17th Own nxrm, Feb. rent paid. 694-2668 Roommate needed to share 2 bdrm/1 ba apartment $180/mo. + 1/2 utilities. On shuttle route Call David 694-8156 Roommate needed ASAP to share 2 bdrm/1 ba condo $250/mo. + 1/2 bills. W/D, pool, on shuttle. Responsi ble student preferred. 846-3019 Male roommate needed 3 bdrm/2 ba house. Own room. $250/mo + 1/3 utilities. Mike 774-7261 PETS Ball Python female 3 yrs. old 4 feet, cage, accessories $275 neg. Call Pete or Jack 694-7662 AKC Collies Sable and While 3 females. 2 males Great markings. Born 12/15/95. $200(409)847-5466, (713)462-0144. First shots Pit-bull pups, 7 wks, 1st shots, $50. Call Mike 846- 0213. Boxer Pups AKC, fawn, 1st shot, tailed and declawed, 6 wks. old, 5 males, 5 females. $300. Call 764-4004 SERVICES Planning on getting married soon? Where are you going to hold the reception? Have you ever considered the Faculty Club? Yes, it is possible. For more information, please call Chuck Murray at 862-2988. Hoover's Tennis Service. Same-day & overnight ser vice. Re-stringing tennis & racquet-ball racquets. 696- 9733 Free Financial Aldl Over 56 billion in public & private sector grants & scholarships is now available. All stu dents are eligible regardless of grades, income, or par ent's income. Let us help. Call Student Financial Ser- vlces: 1-800-263-6495 ext. #58552 Private English tutor. Academic writing skills for college & graduate students. ESL, TOEFL. TWE for interna tional students. Kay Perry 693-4504/764 5651 Resumes designed + 50 copies on your choice ot many papers $30.00. Ready within 48 hours In most cases. Mark or Cynthia 764-8984. Leave message. AAA Texas Defensive Driving & Driver's Training, lot- of-fun, Laugh-a-lotl! Ticket dismissal, insurance dis count. M-TU(6pm-9pm), W-Th(6pm-9pm), Fri(6pm- 8pm) & Sat(8am-2:30pm), Sun(12pm-9pm). Next to Black Eyed Pea. Walk-Ins welcome. $25 cash. Low est price allowed by law. Ill Univ. Dr., Ste 217, 846- 6117. Show up 30 min. early. Word processing, proofreading: resumes, class papers, articles, publications. Professional results, rea sonable rates. 694-2900. S.O.S DEFENSIVE DRIVING Offering daytime, evening, & weekend classes. Call 24 hrs. (409)823- 4SOS. In the Manor East Mall in Bryan. Aggie owned and operated. *NTSI C0297-101 TRAVEL #1 Choice fer for cmst 12 )<ea3! C»mw Picks tioni THL IXTIMATV m CCLIMB TKAVSL AND MOMt Con^lete packages startrg at on^ s 329 pits tax 1-800-880-2754 Spring Break! South Padre beachfront, 2bdrm/2 ba & 3 bdrm/3 ba. Famous Radisson Resort. Parties, Con tests, Owner discount. (941)642-5483. Ski Taos Red River Angel Fire. Luxury townhouse, sleeps 17, $150-$350 a night. 846-8916 Ask for John. Spring Breaks "Hottest Trips" Cancun - South Padre Island - Belize 1-800-328-7513 http://www.studentadv- trav.com Call Stephen @ 847-4481 Free food & drink package for early sign-ups. South Padre island Spring Break Beachfront condo minium at great prices. Owner will negotiate. Call col- lect (210)761-7882 or (210)943-1972, (210)806-2391 South Padrel Spring Break Party on Padre: March 7- 9, 14-16, or 21-23! Includes 3 days/2 nights lodging & taxes - from $29 per person. Hurry, limited space. Call 1 -800-SUNCHASE Spring Break condo 2 bd/2 bth available. Privately owned Mustang Island Luxury Beach-side sleeps 6, King size hot tub in living room all amenities $800/wk. Deposit required (512)850-9099 For rent - South Padre Island - Only 6 luxurious 2bdmn condominiums, accommodating 6 people, on the beach, over-looking the gulf, remain available during Spring week of March 9-16. Reduced rate to $1200/wk w/ $500 refundable deposit. Call (210)761-4710. Due to the overwhelming response to our South Padre trip packages, we've been asked to sell more 5 and 7 night stays! And this Saturday only, from 9am-5pm MST, we're having a SUPER SATURDAY SALE. Deduct $50 per person from our advertised beach front Holiday Inn Sunspree or Sheraton Fiesta Resort trip package price. This offer is only valid on new direct reservations with full payment placed on your credit card. Space is limited. It’s never too late to party with Sunchase on South Padre. Call 1-800-SUNCHASE this Saturday! Couch & love seat $150, Queen bed base $75, Com puter desk $50, Book shelves $50, TV table $40 Anto- nio 764-5654 Sega, 32X, Sega CD. games. 4 player adapter, and 4 controllers All lor $750 or will sell in parts. 693-9992 90 gray Honda Accord LX 2dr, 5sp, all power, 85,000mi., runs great! Alarm. $7750 Kenneth 693- 9795 Spring Break Condo So Padre island March 9-15 1 bdrm/Ktch/Sofabed S250/person 5 people 847-0396 GE no frost refrig 14 2 cu foot $100 Super single waterbed w/ heater, bookshelf, headboard, complete $36 00. Call 845-5547, 8 5:00 Mon.-Fri. Florida trip for two w/ stay in Orlando, Daytona. & 2 day cruise. Can't use, must sell ASAP. $400, Jason: 694- 8242 Bicycles, Bicycles All fully reconditioned 10-spoeds. Schwinn "spirit" $50, another used Murray 10-speed $30, only 1 mountain bike $75, Shannon 846-8295 Video Arcade Game Tron $400, Baseball cards 1981- 90, BMX Pro bicycle $120, Leather Sports Jacket $50. leather trench coat $50; 846-7920 Sofabed $200 00 obo 822-2329 Motobecane Super Mirage French touring bike with accessories, seldom used. $135. 775-7506 WANTED Students who need to lose weight New metabolism breakthru. All natural. Dr. recommended. 29.95. Credit cards, checks Local delivery. (409)823-3307. Professional tutor/educator needed. Tutor freshman A&M Engineering student in calculus & physics. 2 times a wk and on a continuing basis Larry (409)268- 5665, (713)242-3007, (713)495-9550. MOTORCYCLE 1990 HONDA CBR1000. New tires, brakes. Mint con dition. $5850. 847-4940 If you forgot to have your yearbook picture taken in the fall, you have until Feb. 29 to have it taken for the 1996 Aggieland. Pictures are taken Monday - Friday, 9 to 5 at AR Photography 693-8153 Time’s running out If you did not order the 1996 Aggieland as a fee option when you registered for fall ‘95 classes, you may order your yearbook in the Student Publications Office, 230 Reed McDonald Building. $30 plus tax (Cash, Check, VISA, MasterCard, Discover, American Express) 1996 AGGIELAND The nation’s largest college yearbook Order Now. Save $5. FOR RENT The hottest apartment community in College Station will be open this summer! Pool, sand volleyball, weight room, computer room, recreation room w/ big screen TV and foosball. Every apartment has a microwave, washer & dryer, and local alarms. Rents starting at $590. Small pets ok. Call 696-2130 NOW! Page 0 • The Batfalion Lisa’s Proper Olsen Field etiquette j Diver J vas the / inisher ii laff and Wii 7a’ II are so weird.” That’s what my non-Aggie neigh- JL bor kept telling my sister and l about Aggies, especially Ag gies at the baseball games. To someone who has never been to an Aggie baseball game, we probably do seem a little weird. So, I decided to compile a list of some things-to-do while at a baseball game for those who may be attend ing a game for the first time. 1. NEVER sit in the first row of the second deck on the first-base side. ’Phis section is “reserved” for the notorious Olsen Field “Bag gies.” If you’ve been to a baseball game in the past five years, you know the group I’m talking about. I’ve never seen it happen, but I would venture to guess that if an “outsider” was found sitting in “their spot,” he or she would proba bly be kindly escorted to the “regu lar Aggie baseball fan” section. 2. Make up cool and insulting names for all of the players on the opposing team to yell while they are at bat. The funnier and more distasteful, the better. These names are usually made up by looking at the player’s last name and coming up with something that rhymes or looking at the player's build. For example, “Fat Albert” for a beefy player. 3. When an opposing team's player gets up to bat, always count his practice swings out loud, fol lowed by the insulting name you’ve come up with, like “One Fat Albert, two Fat Albert, etc...” 4. Always bring a supply of food to wave at the other teams “beefy” players. Twinkies work well. 5. If an opposing player makes an error, call him stupid for the re mainder of the game. If he’s batting call him stupid, if he’s walking back to the dugout call him stupid, if he makes a move call him stupid — really. It never gets old. 6. Resist, no matter how hard it is, the urge to push a “Raggie” over the railing when they are bent ovei it yelling at the opposing team. 7. If you catch a ball fouled up into the stands, hide it from the Di amond Darlings. Then when they come up into the stands to get it, point in another direction while looking as innocent as you can. This get’s them every time! 8. Along the same lines, if a ball is fouled up onto the net behind home plate, start yelling “pick it up” before it even hits the ground. Then clap when it’s picked up. 9. Resist urges to throw caught foul ball at “Raggies.” 10. When the umpire bends over to sweep off home plate, start yelling, “ Rtch it now.” You never know when a pitcher might fall for this. 11. When the opposing team's catcher walks to the pitcher’s mound to talk to the pitcher, start yelling, “Touch his butt”, or better yet, if you have cash on you get it out and start waving it at the play ers while whistling cat calls. 12. If the opposing team’s coach steps even an inch out of the coach’s box by first base, start yelling, “Get in the box, coach” un til one of two things happens: he ei ther gets back into the box or he flips you off behind his back. 13. Always bring money and an appetite to 25-cent hot dog night. Where else can you get 3 hot dogs and a Coke for a dollar? 14. Resist urges to throw 25- cent hot dog at “Raggies.” 15. Always be one of the first people through the gate because you get all kinds of cool prizes like koozies and squirt bottles, or better yet an Aggie baseball seat cushion or batting helmet. 16. Register you name in the “Name Game” drawing as many times as you can. If it’s a Tuesday afternoon game and there are only 1500 hundred people in the stands and you’ve registered your name 200 times, chances are you’re going to win. 17. Wave at all passing trains. 18. When opposing team’s coach goes to the pitcher’s mound to talk to the pitcher start chanting, “Take him out, keep him in.” 19. If the opposing team’s pitch er pitches a ball that is short, start yelling “Scoot up.” 20. Always point toward the out field when Jeff Bailey, Chad Allen and other power hitters get up. I’m sure I left some things out, but you’ll pick those up on your own. You are now ready to experi ence your first Aggie baseball game. See ya at Olsen. Southerr enny Linga ity of Texas rere the twe Lac Continue the ballga The La of the bl were actu as 14 poin A&M from the : were led Marianne in 13 of 1 first half. But Te shooting ilone, wer run to tra time. A&M 1 Harvey 1 Longhor surge is Aggies th “The g lost in t Texas w Harvey some eas; Our shot bit questi rushing s “We w were 15 we still h lead.” There one hr spot on night for Lady Agg Despih cover: | from the | Lisa Bte poured | game-hig | points tc come A&: women’s i lead'er. The k Aggies t Confere overall. 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