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1980 280 ZX, T-top, P/W, runs great. $2,400 obo 846-
6088
1993 Honda Del Sol SI, black, automatic, 30 K miles.
$13K/obo. 846-5549 x0m3543@tam2000.edu
1993 Mustang GT 5 sp., black w/ gray interior, 40 K
miles. 268-6710 after 6 p.m.
Bed & Breakfast
VALENTINE SPECIAL. Gourmet candlelight dinner,
exquisite Victorian accomodations + a stunning brunch
for your sweetheart. Feb. 9,10,14. Limited availability
364-2868
DJ Music
Party Block Mobile DJ - Professional, experienced disc
jockey. Specializing in Aggie weddings, parties,
anniversaries, any special occasion. Ask about our
New Club Light Package! References available 693-
6294
STARZ Mobile Entertainment Professional sound/ light
ing. Church/School Dances, Weddings, Parties. Any
occasion 1-800-435-6065, 694-8981
Sound Power Professional DJ - Service Dances/Mix
ers/Weddings. Experienced 696-9754
Employment Opportunity
Texas Real Estate licensed agents needed. Great
opportunity. Call Ms. Eller, Class of '84 260-9611.
Tropical Beach Resort Jobs- luxurious hotels are now
hiring seasonal positions. Lifeguards, food service,
housekeepers, host/hostess, and front desk staff - Call
Resort Employment Services 1-206-971-3600
ext.R58552
Cruise Ships Now Hiring - Earn up to $2000 + month
working on Cruise Ships or Land-tour companies.
World travel. Seasonal & full-time employment avail
able. No experience necessary. For more information
call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C58552
Concession Workers Needed - $5/hr. Apply at City of
College Station Human Resources Dept, at City Hall
Premiere Brother -Ulster Camps In Massachusetts.
Counselor positions for talented & energetic students
as Program Specialists in all Team Sports, especially
Baseball, Basketball, Roller Hockey, Gymnastics, Field
Hockey, Soccer, Volleyball; 30 Tennis openings; also
Golf, Archery, Riflery, Pioneering/Overnight camping,
Ropes & Rock climbing, Weights/Fitness & Cycling;
other openings include Performing Arts, Fine Arts, Fig
ure skating, Newspaper, Photography, Yearbook,
Radio Station, Cooking, Sewing, & Rocketry; All Water
front/Pool Activities (Swimming, Skiing, Sailing, Wind-
serfing, Canoeing/Kayaking). Top salaries, room,
board & travel. June 18th - August 17th. Inquire:
MAH-KEE-NAC (boys): 1-800-753-9118 DANBEE
(girls): 1-800-392-3752
Thundercloud Subs is seeking store manager for
ground floor opportunities. Apply 2-4pm at either Col
lege Station Locations.
For Rent
Sublease 1 bdrm/1 ba studio apartment, $525/mo.
Available March 1. W/D, microwave, fireplace, no
deposit. Bart h/696-4008, w/862-4097.
No deposit! No rent until March 1st! 1 bdrm, $350/mo.
693-2133.
Large 2 bdrm/1 ba upstairs unit 5 min from campus,
new appliances, very clean, gas & water paid, private
parking, excellent neighborhood, $385/mo. Bill 846-
3864. _
University Commons Apartments - room for rent,
$250/mo. 4 bdrms, currently occupied by 3 males.
693-6838.
2 bdrm/1 ba pool, patio-balcony, laundromat,
water/sewer paid. $475/mo Monterrey Apts. 268-0840
3 - 2 new duplex, special rate $695/mo. Immediate
lease, available now. 846-8864
Pre-ieasing - summer & fall 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba.. Spacious.
W/D. Shuttle. Yard. Designated parking. $525 Manuel
Drive 4-plexes 693-3477
Sublease 1-1 apartment, walk to A&M, $175/mo 775-
0085, ask for Ivory.
TOWNHOME FOR LEASE. 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba, w/ W/D,
$550/mo. No pets. Available now 846-8469
1 bdrm loft - April Court Apts., shuttle route. $375/mo.
Available Feb. 1st. 778-2087. Ask for Christy/Don
Sublease 2-1 1/2, all bills pd. $500. 2/16/96-8/15/96
(Feb.pd.) 694-8217
Suttersmill sublease immediately 2 Bd/1 1/2 ba. W/D.
$675/mo. $400 deposit. Call 767-7408
Sublease immediately 1/2 $455, no deposit, Cripple
Creek, call 696-2492
2 Bdrm/1 ba apartment $365/mo. or try our dorm plan -
own bdrm., furnished, all bills paid $245/mo. Casa
Blanca Apartments 846-1413
Sublease 2 bdrm/2 ba aT freehouse Village for below
regular cost. $600/obo. W/D conn., on shuttle. Call
696-9914
Sublease large i bdrm apartment $410/mo. February
rent paid. You keep deposit. Matt, 764-0628
Sublease 2 bdrm/2 ba apartment. $490/mo. + utilities
- for summer. Neat & clean 693-8422
Sublease - No deposit! 2 bdrm/1 ba split level town-
house. Windhill/Sunset Apartments. Feb.-April, Feb.
free. $500/mo. W/D conn. Diva Thietvoldt 731-8558,
268-5315 after 6 p.m.
Summer Sublease T bdrm/1 ba studio apartment
$525/mo. available May 1st.-Aug.15. W/D, microwave,
fireplace, no deposit 696-4717
Available to mature woman. Furnished room, private
bath, & deck. Share kitchen, laundry, & pool. $500 +
20% of utilities. 696-1804
Available to mature woman. Unfurnished bedroom,
study, & bath. Share living room, kitchen, laundry, pool,
& garage. $600/mo. + 30% utilities. 696-1804
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VOLUNTEERS BETWEEN THE
AGES OF 13 AND 30 NEEDED
TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ACNE
RESEARCH STUDY USING AN
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PREPARATION. ELIGIBLE
VOLUNTEERS MAY BE
COMPENSATED.
For more information, please call
J & S Studies, Inc.
846 - 5933
ATTENTION
WOMEN
If you are 15 years of age or older
and are experiencing symptoms
of a vaginal infection, you may be
eligible to participate in an open
label research program Bacterial
Vaginosis. Qualified participants
will receive the study medication,
a physical exam, laboratory tests
and a monetary stipend at the
successful completion of the
study to compensate for your
time & travels.
For more information, please call
J & S Studies, Inc.
846 - 5933
Local business needs part-time bookkeeper/office help.
Please call 779-7043 for information or resume submit
tal.
Looking for friendly, outgoing individuals to guide
tourists on horseback rides through the National Forest
Land of Colorado. Reply to Sombrero Ranches, Inc.,
3300 Airport Road, Boulder, CO 80301.
Summer Camp Counselors, Administrative Staff, Nurs
es & Lifeguards needed for Girl Scout resident camps
near Athens, Texas & on Lake Texoma; for more infor
mation, call 1-800-442-2260 or (214)823-1342. EOF.
Howdy Ags! Short on cash? Looking for a part-time
job? Don’t go there! Come here - To the Westgate
Plasma Center, where you can earn $140 a month
donating your life-saving plasma... $80 in your first two
weeks! Donating plasma is everything you could ask
for in a part-time job: minimal time, good pay, no work
required, tax-free cash! Don’t delay, call today! 846-
8855 - Westgate Plasma Center, just two short blocks
north of campus at 4223 Wellborn Rd., Bryan.
$ Cruise Ships Hiring! Students Needed! $$$+ Free
travel (Caribbean, Europe, Hawaii!) Seasonal/Perma
nent, no experience necessary. Gde. (919)929-4398
ext. C1023
Great Part-time income, flexible schedules around
class. $8 to start, evening & weekend schedule avail
able, scholarships & internships available. Call 10-4pm
691-8959
Experienced technical sales person needed for com
puter store. Dan 846-5454
For Sale
For Sale: 2 Atomic 12” subwoofers in custom box,
$200. Infinity 6.5’"s, $50. Coustic 260, $75. Linear
Power Amp, $125. Philip 847-7763.
386 Computer, Epson printer, keyboard, and mouse for
sale. All for $500/obo. Call Alii 764-5681 or Shayne
694-2937_
Oceanic Aquariums with stands and complete set-ups
for sale. 75 Gallon $400, 55 Gallon $300. Call 696-
2841
Cannondale Mountain Bike. Red, 20 inch XT, Rock-
shox Mag-21 suspension, clipless pedals, titanium
seat, $650. Brian 764-2820. Race ready, profession
ally maintained.
Mardi Gras room Radisson February 9&10 $150/obo.
Hurry! Andrew 693-9882
Huffy Mountain Bike, new. Green, black, + gold with 21
inch wheels $80 obo. 847-1303
Couch & love seat $150, Queen bed base $75, Com
puter desk $50, Book shelves $50, TV table $40. Anto-
nio 764-5654
Queen semi-waveless waterbed w/ oak frame & head-
board. $350 Scott 696-7754
Queen size sleeper couch & matching overstuffed
chair, brown tweed; $250 obo. Computer desk w/
hutch $50 obo. 696-6745
Certificate for Kaplan course - GMAT, GRE, LSAT, or
MCAT. Value up to $795. Cost $90. 693-0036.
2 12” kicker subs in custom box. $275 obo. 847-1744
For Rent
ABEQBS
WOLF PEN CREEK
The hottest apartment community in College Station
will be open this summer! Pool, sand volleyball, weight
room, computer room, recreation room w/ big screen
TV and foosball. Every apartment has a microwave,
washer & dryer, and local alarms. Rents starting at
$580. Small pets ok. Call 696-2130 NOW!
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Close to campus
Alaska Student Jobs! Great $$$! Thousands of jobs
available. Male/Female. Room/Board/Transport often
provided. Great Adventure. Gde. 919-933-0188 ext.
A1023
Party-Pic photographers needed Please call Photo
Systems at 260-8181
$1,750 weekly possible mailing our circulars. For info
call (202)393-7723
Telephone interviewer position available $5/hr. evening
& weekend work. Contact IntelliQuest at 268-5307 or
come by 702-F University Dr. Ea. Ste 102#, College
Station
Positions Available: (Full-Part time) Administrative
Receptionists-2PT, Sales-2PT, Engineering/Industrial
Distribution background preferred EE, CE or ID pre
ferred. Engineers: Mechanical-1PT/FT, Electrical-1
PT/FT, Production Manager-1 FT, Technical Support-2
FT, General Administrative-2PT/FT. A&M students in
Engineering & Business are encouraged to reply. Send
resumes to: Arbin Corporation 3206 Longmire Dr. C.S.,
TX 77845 Fax: (409)693-0344
Highly motivated students w/ car. Deliver & post fliers
for large advertising company. Flexible hours, great
pay + bonus. Inquire: Chris Looney : 1-800-484-1230
code 9831.
Wait staff $8-10/hr. average. Apply Tue-Fri 2-4 at Gold
en Corral
Wanted: Telephone interviewers. Part-time, weekend
& evening shifts, campus job, Fexible scheduling. Per
fect for STUDENTS. Call the PPRI Survey lab @ 845-
8662. $4.90/hr.
Resorts - Theme Parks Hiring! Earn up to $ 15/hr. at
Beach/Vacation Resorts & Amusement/Theme Parks.
No Experience Necessary Program. Call Today!! 919-
932-3749 ext. R1023
SPRING BREAK EMPLOYMENT - The Texas Trans-
portation Institute is looking for students from the fol
lowing cities to survey child safety seat use during
Spring Break: Amarillo, Austin, Beaumont, Brownsville,
Corpus Christ!, Dallas, El Paso, Ft. Worth, Houston,
Lubbock, San Antonio, Tyler, & Waco. $6/hr. + gas.
Call 845-2736, 8am-5pm for interview.
Aerobic Instructor at Jays Gym. Flexible hours call
846-6272 for Elise Garrison
HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME. Theme Park Photo
Concessionaire has openings for motivated staff in
Southern California and Houston, TX. Hourly + com
mission + season bonus. Housing available; trans
portation necessary full-time positions March-Oct. 1-
800-237-4164
China Garden now hiring waitperson/host. Lunch and
dinner shifts. 823-2818
Energetic Go-Getter needed for leasing position at
large Apt. Community. Good communication skills a
must. Hours somewhat flexible. Please apply in per-
son 1401 FM 2818 College Station, TX 77840
Part-time typesetter, 55+ wpm, primarily afternoons, 10
+ hrs/wk. Knowledge of Macintosh operating systems.
Familiarity w/ layout in Word, Pagemaker, Canvas a
plus. Send resume to: Copy Comer; ATTN. Carroll,
1710 Gearge Bush, College Station, TX 77840
Local insurance agency has part-time position avail
able. Monday & Wednesday 5pm-9pm. Every other
Saturday 10am-2pm. Apply in person. Nationwide
Insurance 1100 B Harvey College Station (next to Papa
John's Pizza.)
Pets
Two female ferrets, spayed & descented. Albino &
"raccoon.” Large cage & accessories included. $300
for all. 694-8216 or 696-9677
AKC Collies Sable and White. 3 females, 2 males.
Great markings. Born 12/15/95. $200(409)847-5466,
(713)462-0144. First shots _
1 1/2 yr. old Ball Python. Very gentle. Tank, heat-rock,
accessories included. $100. Josh 775-2037
Prairie Dog makes great pet. Large cage included
$ 150/obo. Call 764-1138
Boxer Pups AKC, fawn, 1st shot, tailed and declawed,
6 wks. old, 5 males, 5 females. $300. Call 764-4004
Real Estate
Gov’t Foreclosed homes for pennies on $1. Delin
quent Tax, Repo's, Reo's. Your area. Toll Free 1-800-
898-9778 ext. H-1652 for current listings.
Roommate
Female roommate needed for 3 bdrm/2 ba house in
C.S. Southwood Valley. Bus route, $265/mo + utilities.
Katrln 693-5821.
Wanted - male roommate. Own room, all utilities paid,
W/D. $300/mo. Call 764-6745
Christian male roommate wanted. Private room &
bath, all utilities paid, W/D, fully furnished room &
kitchen. $250/mo. Call J.R. 693-6486
Male roommate needed. University Commons $250
down $256/mo. 214-234-0320 or 693-5915
Female needed to sublease duplex in Wolf Pen area.
Feb.-May. Free Feb. rent. Own room/ba. W/D Call
ege-tsTZ
Female Roommate wanted for 2 bdrm/2 ba. apartment.
$262.50 + 1/2 utilities. Call 696-3005
Roommate needed starting Feb. 17th. Own room, Feb.
rent paid. 694-2668
Female roommate needed. Jefferson Ridge Apart
ments. Own bedroom & bath. 694-6929
StiM Looking! Need roommate to share room in 2
bdrm/2 ba; Treehouse I; $188.80 + elec. 764-4759
Male or Female needed. Duplex, own room, $260/mo.
plus 1/2 utilities. Feb. rent free. Bus route. Gabe 693-
9874
Health & Fitness
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Doctor recommended Herbal-based products are the
easiest way to lose. Local 279-9764.
Miscellaneous
Attention all Students!!! Grants & Scholarships
available! Billions of $$$ in private funding. Qual
ify Immediately. 1-800 AID-2-HELP(1-800-243-2435)
Wanted
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Spring Break! South Padre beachfront, 2bdrm/2 ba &
3 bdrm/3 ba. Famous Radisson Resort. Parties, Con
tests, Owner discount. (941)642-5483.
Ski Taos Rod River Angef Fire. Luxury townhouse,
sleeps 17, $150-$350 a night. 846-8916. Ask for John.
Explore Interior Mexico. 6 openings on Recreational
Adventure Team heading for El Cielo Biosphere on
Eco-sensitive expedition (March 10-15). $375/person.
Must be at least 20 yrs. old & willing to accept chal
lenges. SierraQuest Corporation 846-8188.
Spring Breaks "Hottest Trips” Cancun - South Padre
Island - Belize 1-800-328-7513 http://www.studentadv-
trav.com Call Stephen @ 847-4481. Free food & drink
package for early sign-ups.
Computers
Macs & printers for sale/lease from $35/mo. Software,
repairs, RAM/HD upgrades. MacResource 775-7703
Mac Performa 550 5 Meg Ram, 150 HD, CD ROM,
modem, software included, 1 yr. old, rarely used $990
691-8671
16 MB memory (4X4MB Simms-30 PIN). $500 Scott
696-7754 _
Packard Bell 486 SX w/ Panasonic Color Printer: 8MB
RAM, modem, SVGA, Sound Card, 166MB HD,
$500/obo. 846-7684
NEC 386, 1 MB Ram, 40 MB HD, 2 drives, mouse, new
14.4 fax modem, no monitor/printer, $250 846-7720.
Planning on getting married soon?
Where are you going to hold
the reception?
Have you ever considered the
Faculty Club?
Yes, it is possible.
For more information, please call
Chuck Murray at 862-2988.
Guitar lessons for beginning and intermediate levels
Call Blake 696-6080
Free Financial Aldl Over $6 billion in public & pnvate
sector grants & scholarships Is now available All stu
dents are eligible regardless of grades, income, or par
ent's Income. Let us help. Coll Student Financial Ser-
vices: 1 -600-263-6495 ext. #58552
Private English tutor Academic writing skills for college
& graduate students. ESL, TOEFL, TWE for interna
tional students Kay Perry 693-4504/764-5651
Scholarships $10 billion 337,000 sources operated by
Aggie family. 800-555-6534. Scholarships Unlimited -
W. Irwing. 4609 Meadowood Drive, Baytown, Texas
77521
Need a Baby-sitter? Have 10 yrs experience. Good
references. Call 693-7893 anytime.
Drum Lessons' All levels, all ages Call Rick 822-4210
Resumes designed ♦ 50 copies on your choice of many
papers $30 00. Ready within 48 hours in most cases
Mark or Cynthia 764-8984. Leave message
Business Opportunity
Business of your own for $100 + never pay for long dis
tance calls again. Run your business from your dorm
or apt. Prepaid Long Distance Phone cards are the
hottest craze. 1-800-233-5794
LAST
CHANCE
If you forgot to have
your yearbook picture
taken in the fall,
you have until Feb. 29
to have it taken for the
1996 Aggieland.
Pictures are taken
Monday - Friday,
9 to 5 at
AR Photography
693-6103
Employment Opportunity
SCOTT & WHITE
The Scott & Clinic in Bryan/College Station currently has an opening for the following position.
Qualified candidates are encouraged to apply in person. For more information, contact our job line
at (409) 691-3JOB.
INFORMATION SYSTEMS HARDWARE/NETWORK TECH II
Posting #444 Responsible for installation and maintenance of
PC’s and printers throughout the Clinic; and
assists with the support of the Clinic Help Desk.
Minimum of two (2) years specialized training on
PC’s; hardware/network; mainframe terminals;
printers; cabling systems; PC’s; and Novell
Networking systems
Scott & White offers an excellent work environment, unmatched benefits, & competitive salaries.
Apply in person at:
1600 University Drive East
Attn. Human Resources
New Clinic Bldg.
College Station, TX 77840
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