" Page 8 'V——— The Battalion Sports Tuesday • November 28, 1995 t »§! m •I ’f r : : Alabama’s fate to be revealed by week’s end □ The Crimson Tide appealed NCAA alle gations* BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) ~~ An NCAA committee has decided Alabama’s appeal of sanctions against the football program and will likely release its findings by the week’s end, a spokeswoman said Monday. Given that timetable, the 21 st-ranked Crimson Tide (8*3) should know by the day howl bids go out whether the panel will lift a ban on postseason play. NCAA spokeswoman Kathryn Reith said the Infractions Ap peals Committee held a tele phone conference call Monday to go over a-draft opinion on the Al abama case. Representatives from the school argued their case before committee members on Nov. 16, claiming former faculty athletics representative Tom Jones was wrongly cited for un ethical conduct. “They decided on the day of the hearing generally what the outcome was going to be. Then they assigned a member to write up a report on the specific points of the appeal,” Reith said. The conference call is “to go over wording, things like that.” The report will likely be sent to the school within two or three days, and it should be made pub lic soon after. “The committee is very aware of the time pressures in this case,” said Reith. “1 know they are trying to get a decision out this week.” A school spokesman said Al abama had not made any bowl plans but could act quickly given a favorable decision. “At this point we’re just watching and waiting,” said Kei th Ayers. Alabama was placed on three years of probation for rules viola tions involving former Crimson Tide stars Gene Jelks and Anto nio Langham. 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Call 696-1572 Male needed for Spring semester. 2bdrm/1ba apart ment. 5 min. walk from campus. $275/mo. + utilities. 691-4652 Female roommate - 2bdrm/2.5ba condo. W/D, bus rt., fireplace, must see to believe! $235/mo. Will pay cable, 1st mo. rent. Jennifer G. 693-7946. M/F roommate needed. Dog-lover. Lg. room, covered parking, private entrance, W/D, close to campus. $250/mo. + 1/2 util, Milton 775-4241 Female roommate needed for Spring semester to share 2bdrm/1.5ba apartment. Own rm. Bus rt. W/D. $260/mo + 1/2 utilities 696-9688 Male roommate to share 2 bdrm/T ba 4-plex in Bryan. Own room, pets o k. $225/mo + 1/2 utilities. Call Mike or Trent 774-0181. Female to share 2bdrm/1.5ba aparfment. Walking, bik ing distance to campus. $280/mo. + 1/2 utilities 691- 8189 Male roommate needed. Spring and summer. Walden Pond: $210/mo. 764-2155 Female roommate needed - Spring. Share 2bdrm/1.5ba condo. For information 774-0685. Male roommate to share house w/ appliances, own room, $ 130/mo. 846-5036 Male roommate needed to share 3bdrm/1.5ba house. Own room. $200/mo + 1/3 utilities. 696-3937. Move in ASAP. Male Christian roommate immediately. Doubletree Condos. Close to campus $180/mo. o.b.o. 696-3871 Christian female roommate needed. Own room about $225/mo. (bills included). Jennifer 822-9126 (after 5) 260-4439 (before 5 M-F) Christian male roommate needed for Spring '96. 3bdrm/2ba duplex. Own room, bus rt. $215/mo. + 1/3 utilities 846-1632 Roommate needed for spring semester. M/F 2bdrm/1ba. Northgate area. $225/mo. + 1/2 utilities. No pets. 846-7757 Christian roommate needed for January. 2bdrm/1ba duplex. Close fo campus. $275/mo + 1/2 utilities. Call Stephanie 694-2049 Female A&M roommate needed. Free rent & utilities. Call for details 846-3376 Real Estate Gov't Foreclosed homes for pennies on $1. Delin quent Tax, Repo's, REO's. Your area. Toll free (1)800- 898-9778 ext. H-1652 for current listings. OPTOMETRIC ASSISTANT Mon.-Fri. 8:45 am-1pm & 1pm-5 pm Typing required. No experience necessary. Please call 846-0377 for an interview. Waitstaff needed at Deluxe Burger Bar for day & night. Apply at 203 University Dr. Earn cash for the Holidays delivering gifts to students! Evening hours. Flexible shifts. The faster you work, the more you earn. Average $8/hr. Call Penney at the Memory Box, 696-6472. immediate opening for temporary payroll data entry person. Must have experience w/ CERIDIAN payroll system. Part-time or full-time. Contact Anco Insurance Human Resources Dept. 1733 Briarcrest, Bryan, TX 77802. Ron 774-6227. Account Manager - Immediate opening w/ an estab lished company for a professional sales or collections individual. Previous collection, customer service, able to lift 50* pounds, and a dean driving record. Bilingual a plus, but not necessary. Excellent salary & benefits package. Opportunity for advancement. Qualified per sonnel should contact: Colortyme, 1300 S. 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Exp. w/ Win dows, NT, Borland OWL, MFC, OLE a plus. Full & Part- time available. Send resume to P.O. Box 9930, College Station, TX 77842 Holiday Help. Part-time Now & Full-time during Break. Flexible schedules - Will train. Scholarships/ Intern ships available. $7.95 to start. Call 10-4 691-8959 Bills to pay? Aggie Outreach is accepting applications for spring & summer employment. Talk to former stu dents & earn money. Flexible evening hours, $5.50/hr + bonus. Call 845-0425 or fill out an application at the Assn, of Former Students, comer of Bush & Houston, basement level. Need heip promoting the circus. Year round work. Flexible evening hours. No weekends. 846-8818 Telemarketers needed now. Come by 4012 Stillmead- ow. Mon.-Fri. 5:00p.m. ready to work. Comer of East 29th. and Stillmeadow behind Oakj Food Mart. Need part-time cleaners for commercial buildings. Working hours: 5pm-8pm. Hours vary sometimes. No weekend work. Great for college students, must have car and phone. Call 823-1614 for appointment. Services JLW Enterprises - Professional word processing for term papers, resumes, dissertations, etc. 589-2163. Jennifer Wiginton '81 & '90, owner. Diamond Enterprises presents male dancers for your private engagements 696-6650 Concealed handgun proficiency course, $70, call Tar- getmaster Training at 693-3363. Will match local com petitors advertised prices. AAA Texas Defensive Driving & Driver’s Training. Lot- of-fun, Laugh-a-lotl! Ticket dismissal , insurance dis count. M-Tu (6pm-9pm), Tu (8:30am-3pm), Tu-W (8:30am-11:30am), W-Th (6pm-9pm), Fri (6pm-8pm) & Sat (10am-2:30pm), Sat (8am-2:30pm), Sun (12pm- 6:30pm). Next to Black Eyed Pea. Walk-Ins welcome. $25 w/ad = $5 off. tllUniv. Dr., Ste. 217, 846-6117. For Sale Double bed $100. Great condition. Call Julie 775-5548. 4 A&M - t.u. tickets. West side, 3rd deck, front row 845- 5616, 846-6547 nights Univega 703 Mountain bike, aluminum, front suspen sion, trail & street wheel/tire sets. Sacrifice, $400. Mil- ton 775-4241 JVC hand held camcorder. Like new, hardly used, car rying case & battery pack included. Asking $500. Call 691-8485 Bedroom set, double size bed, head board murial with shelves and mirrors, dresser, desk, chair, asking $400. Call 691-8485 Refrigerator/ freezer for sale. Frigidaire, frost-free $150. Call 691-4679 Ladies Baguette diamond Tennis Bracelet, (9 carats) total weight. Appraised tor $13, 250. Sell for $5200 o.b.o. Desperate student needs $$$. Owen 822- 2179. For sale: 3 bdrm/2 ba, 16x80 mobile home, great con dition, '87 Redman (409)779-6534. Cannondale M-300, purple with computer, air pumps, saddle bag, rack and lock. Less than 10 miles total ' use. $420 o.b.o. Call 693-1561. Cannondale M-800 New w/ Judy SL shock Magura Brakes, Revolver cranks XT/XTR. Rode twice. $2300 invested. Must sell. $1750 o.b.o. 774-0176. Couch & matching chair, $250; black entertainment center, $100; kitchen table & chairs, $150. Please Call Tracey @ 769-9360 Smith-Corona PWP 4000 with 15-inch monitor and disk drive. ASCII convertible. Perfect condition. Additional accessories. $200 o.b.o. 694-1639 Schwinn side winder 18-speed bike for sale with Shl- mano shift. Paid $250, asking $125 o.b.o. Call Aimee at 775-8071 For Sale - 5-piece dining set $125. Call 764-1727 Personals Coed Party Line - Live chat & voice personals, LD rates, 18+, **1-809-474-8350** DJ Music Sound Power Professional DJ Service. Parties/ Mix ers/Weddings. Lights/Smoke/Karaoke. 696-9754. PARTY BLOCK Mobile DJ. Professional, will travel! Specializing in Aggie Weddings, Parties. References Available. 693-6294. STARZ Mobile Entertainment. Professional Sound/Lighting Church/School Dances, Weddings, Parties. Any Occasion. 1-800-435-6065,694-8981. THE HORIZON Housing for students, faculty & visi tors to campus. •Furnished rooms w/ail bills paid -Reasonable rates ‘Free shuttle to and from Texas A&M 'Optional meals plans -Short term housing available -Various amenities Call 779-7091 Today! Treehouse II. Sublease large 1bdrm/1ba. Spring '96. $440/mo. Walking distance from campus. Call 696- 0461. Sublease Ibdrm apt. Bus rt. Perfect for 1 or 2. Kathy 764-8569. Available mid-Dec. 2bdrm/2.5ba, condo, fireplace. W/D, bus rt. $235/mo. Must see to believe. Will pay cable, first months rent. Jennifer G. 693-7946 2bdrm/1ba duplex. W/D included, fenced yard, bus rt.. Available Dec. 29th. $500/mo. 693-9990 Sublease for Jan-Aug large Ibdrm/lba at Courtyard Apartments. Close to campus, mall. Shuttle, pool, $400/mo., $60/mo. savings. Thomas 694-8086 1bdrm/1ba duplex In Bryan, Water paid. W/D hook-ups, fenced yard, on shuttle. Pets allowed. $450/mo. 691- 4679 _ _ Sublease available mid-December. 1bdrm/1ba Tree- house Viliage. Very nice community. Rent negotiable 696-6214 Sublease 2bdrm/1ba beautiful apartment, W/D connec tion. No deposit. Available Jan. 1st $550/mo. 779-2286 HAVW ROOMMATE PROBLEMS? ~Efficlency~at Treehouse Village. Excellent location. Shuttle bus rt. Many amenities. Friendly neighbors. $425/mo. Need sublease until May. Matt 696-2821 _ Sublease 2bdrm/2ba duplex by Jan. 1st. Large Tenced yard, fireplace, W/D connection. $465/mo, will pay deposit. 774-7001 1 bdrm apartment sublease. W/D, shuttle, great view. $490/mo. Cripple Creek Apartments. 696-5337 Sublease 1 bdrm/i ba, Doux Chene Apartments. Avail able Dec '95, $400/mo. (first month negotiable), 693- 6276; ■ Sublease 2/1 duplex, bkyard, W/D, on bus route. $550/mo. James 775-5546. Apartment available Jan. 1st, 2 bdrm/2 ba, $710/mo. We will pay $150. Susan (214)270-6596 (day) or (214)681-7011 (night). University Commons Apartment available for sublease ASAP. Call Heath, 693-6838, Sublease mid-Dec. - May. 2bdrm/1ba $450/mo. Fur nished. Close to campus. Will pay Dec., 1/2 Jan. rent & deposit. Call 846-2012 ASAP. Employment Opportunity INNOVATIVE MARKETING SOLUTIONS A Professional Telemarketing Company IS NOW HIRING: POLITICAL TELEMARKETERS FOR FULL AND PART TIME. WE WELL PAY YOU $6.00 PER HOUR TO DO POLITICAL TELEMARKETING. INTERESTED PARTIES TO MEET AT: REPUBLICAN HEADQUARTERS 907A HARVEY RD. WOODSTONE SHOPPING CENTER COLLEGE STATION NOV. 28,1995 7:00PM COMPUTER SALES UCS is proud to lead our industry in writing the best custom programs available and providing excellent ser vice and support. Our impressive track record for the past 25 years is credited to our conservative founda tion and our aggressive, innovative outlook. We seek to hire and train entry level outside sales representa tives for permanent positions. We require a Bachelors degree, profes sionalism and dedication. Our train ing program is 6 months and is salaried. Territory assignments allow considerable potential for long term financial growth. We offer base, com missions, company car and full bene fits. Non-smokers only. EOE. We will be on campus December 6th. Please call to schedule an appointment. Universal Computer Systems, Inc. 6700 Hollister Houston, TX 77040 1-800-883-3031 713-718-1400 The 12th Man Foundation is seeking energetic TAMU students as nightly telemarketers to begin in January. Those interested must be articulate & possess good communication skills. Pay is $5.50/hr. for minimum 15 hrs/week. Apply in rm. 109 of the Koldus Building through Wednesday, Nov. 29th. National Parks Hiring - Positions are now available at National Parks, Forest & Wildlife Preserves. Excellent benefits + bonuses! 1-206-545-4804 ext. N58551 Experienced Sales Person for electronic store. Call Tony (409) 823-0944 CRUISE SHIPS HIRING - Travel the world while earn ing an excellent income in tho Cruise Ship & Land-Tour Industry. Seasonal & full-time employment available. No experience necessary. For info., call 1-206-634- 0468 ext. C58557. Duplex for sublease. Lease ends May 31, '96. Located off Spring Loop. 2bdrm/1ba, all appliances, fenced backyard, very clean. Please call 846-3224. Cherry Hollow Apartments. A nice 2bdrm/1.5ba stu dio & a large Ibdrm. Recently renovated, 3 blocks to TAMU. 846-2173 Large 2bdrm/2ba, Parkway Circle $600/mo. W/D con nections, shuttle. Call 693-2789. Cottage home, immaculate 1 bdrm/l ba/garage w/ fire place, bay window, deck. Huge fenced yard. Pets OK. $525/mo 1200 E. 28th, Bryan. (409) 279-5527. Avail able 12/1. Huntington sublease, clean 1 bdrm/1 bath, pool, shut tle, laundry room. $440/mo. 696-5386 Sublease spacious 2bdrm/2ba $525/mo. Shuttle, pooi, laundry, neighborhood parks. Rio Grande off 2818. Dec. 15th 764-3020. Sublease Willowlck efficiency $385/mo. On shuttle route. Available Dec. 15th. Call Tim 694-8855. Apartment for rent - Spring/Summer 2bdrm/2ba Planta- tion Oaks $590/mo. Dan 764-9627 or (512) 985-4379 Sublease Spring '96: 2bdrm/1ba, 1034 sq. ft., W/D con nection, fireplace, water & cable paid, shuttle route. $475/mo. Forest Creek Apts. Call 823-2912 Sublease furnished Ibdrm/lba on shuttle $385/mo $250 deposit. Available Dec. 15th 775-2054 Ski Northern New Mexico (Red River). Luxury town house sleeps. 17. $125 - $350 a night. Call 846-8905 University Tower - Garden Double. Sublease for 2nd semester. 19 meals/wk. included Security, walking dis tance to campus. $425/mo or $2,000 for 5 months. Call (214) 618-2811 or (214) 618-2879, Steve. To sublease 2bdrm/2ba apartment. W/D $520/mo. Close to campus 694-8220 Subiease. all bills paid, 1 bdrm/1 bath in Viking Apts., January - August, $450/mo. Call Sam 696-9076 Subiease ASAP Cripple Creek, large 1 bdrm/1 ba. Bus route, pets o.k. 696-9837 Sublease now/or Spring! Sausalito 2 bdrm/1 1/2 ba. Poolside. $555/mo Call Andy 693-9882 ibdrm/lba apartment. 7 large walk in closets, water paid, near mall, bus route. Available mid-Dec. $400/mo 693-6927 $Enclave subleases 2bdrm/2ba $750/mo vs. $810. Extra $200 back. 1/1/96-8/15/96 694-2374, 845-2231 College Main Apartments, 1bdrm/1ba, nice, spacious, walking distance to campus. Daytime: 260-6252, Night: 268-8280 Female roommate needed for sublease @ University Tower, spring semester. 268-4570 Spacious 1bdrm/1ba, sublease, The Enclave. Available Dec. 15. All amenities. Very nice, safe & quiet. $580/mo. 696-1703 3bdrm/1.5ha house, centre! I I/A, carpeted No pets , near campus $650/mo. Call 690-0085. Sublease! Private dorm at University Tower w/ meal plan & much more! Females only! $707.50/mo. Call 268-5629 or (903)778+1417 Sublease spacious 2 bdrm/2 bath ASAP, Briarwood Apts., $520/mo., on shuttle. 764-8748 3bdrm/2ba Mobile Home, close to campus, $460/mo. Available Jan, 1st. Call Robert (713) 341-0176. Subiease University rower Female only, private bath, meals included $1800/sem. Call Kristy 268-4509. Sublease - Treehouse Village efficiency. Available Dec. 1 - May 31, 1996. New carpet, shuttle bus route $410/mo. w/no deposit. 696-9982. Large Ibdrm, pool, baicony, laundry room, near shuttle, w/ sewer paid. $395/mo. 268-0840 Large Ibdrm/lba efficiency apartment. Best floor plan available with built-in desk & bookshelf. Fenced patio, stackable W/D conn., pool, on shuttle. 846-4409 Spacious Col. Sta. 2bdrm/1.5ba fourplex, W/D Inc., some bills paid, shuttle, 846-4409 Bryan 2bdrm/1ha, 2bdrm/1.5ba duplex, fonceri yard, W/D conn., some bills paid. Pets O.K. 846-4409 Sublease efficiency apartment for spring semester, move-in date negotiable, $365/mo, CS. 764-5851 Studio apartment. 5 min. from campus. Will pay deposit & 1 mo./ rent. 764-8628 Sublease 2bdrm/2ba spacious apartment in Briarwood Apts. $550/mo. 696-7144 2bdrm/1ba, close to campus, furnished or unfurnished, great for students, Casa Blanca Apts. 846-1413 Special rent offer through Jan. '96. 1, 2, & 3/bdrm apartments available, on shuttle route, 1201 Harvey Road. 693-3014 University Tower - Garden Double, January - May '96, female, parking, shuttle, 19 meals/wk, security. $450/mo or $2,000/ 5 mo. Call 409-268-4438 Wendy, 806-273-2320 Judy Spring sublease! Jan-May! Huge 2bdrm/2ba, W/D conn, patio, shuttle bus. Treehouse Village $705/mo. Call Jessica/Laura 693-1028 Large 2bdrm/1ba, great location on shuttle, microwave, intrusion alarm & ceiling fans $399/mo 823-7039 Student Special - Relocate now, be ready for finals. Furnished 1bdrm/1ba apartment $345/mo. Free Nov. & Dec. rent w/ signed lease through Aug. 20, 1996 846- 9196 Large 2bdrm/ 1-1/2ba $525 rent, W/D, available Janu ary. Manuel Dr. 4-plexes 693-0551. Computers PowerMac 8100/16/500 CD/ROM, printer, 14" m., loaded, $2,600 o.b.o. 694-2557 486-33 4 meg ram 220HD 14" VGA & modem, mouse, keyboard, dot printer, pre-installed software $599 260- 9121. Macs & printers for sale/lease from $35/mo. Software, repairs, RAM/HD upgrades. MacResource 775-7703 Pets Colombian red-tailed boa. Very tame. Approximately 5 ft. Female, beautiful markings. Heat rock and lamp included. $250 o.b.o. 764-1974 2 year old ball-python. 3 feet long. Very docile. $90 for snake and cage. Call 776-5751 Wanted Need 3 or more graduation tickets for Sat., Dec 16. Will pay. Call Jeff @ 776-1571. Alumni needs 2 tickets to t.u. game. (713) 862-2755 leave message. Need 3 tickets to A&M - t.u. game. $50/each. Nego. (713)785-7632. December Grads: I need 1 ticket to Dec. 16th gradua tion. Will pay mucho dinero. Dean 846-0116 Need 3 sports passes for t.u. game. Will pay $35 each. 694-8265 Need graduation tickets. Will pay. Call Kris. 693-4223 Need 1-2 sports passes for t.u. game. Will pay cash. 696-4913 Students who need to lose weight. New metabolism breakthru. Guaranteed results. $32 + free delivery (409)823-3307 Wanted: 100 students. Lose 8-100 lbs. New metabo lism breakthrough. I lost 15 lbs. in 3 weeks. R.N. Assisted. Guaranteed Results. $35 Cost. 1-800-579- 1634. Monk returns to NFL action □ Monk is the all-time NFL receptions leader and will be a third- stringer. PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Art Monk, the NFL’s all-time recep tion leader, signed a free agent contract with the Philadelphia Eagles Monday and might play against the Seattle Seahawks Sunday. Terms were not revealed, al though club sources said Monk will be paid about $50,000 for the Eagles’ final four games. Monk, 37, said he’s not in it for the money, adding that he is close to becoming part owner of an advertising agency in the Washington area. “I love the game,” said Monk, whose 934 career catches are 29 more than Jerry Rice. “This is something I’ve enjoyed doing. F’ootball has given me a great talent in being able to catch the ball and I just want to do it as long as I possibly can.” Monk, who spent his first 13 pro seasons with the Washing ton Redskins, started all 16 games last season for the New York Jets, catching 46 passes for 581 yards and three touch downs. But when the Jets hired for mer Eagles coach Rich Kotite as their new coach at the end of the year, Monk was not brought back. He said several teams had contacted him, but that none had offered him a contract. “As the season kiqd of dwin dled down, my hopes got less and less, but I continued to work out and to keep in shape in case something were to happen.” Leone Continued from Page 7 Brown? Ray Mickens? You heard of those guys, dumb...? And the game’s at Kyle.” Him: “Please! You want to talk defense? We got Tony Brackens and big ol’ Stonie Clark on the defensive line. And, and, we got, and, we got some other people I think. “Besides, how good does ovr defense need to be to stop ya’ll! A&M’s offense had trouble get ting past Rice and Houston and even SMU?” Me: “Two words: Leeland McElroy. And the game’s at Kyle.” Him: “Yeah, well, Pullig couldn’t complete a pass to save his life.” Me: “He went 24-of-36 for 253 yards and a touchdown against TCU. He may just be on a roll, and, plus, Saturday wilFbe his last game at Kyle Field in front of 75,000 screamin’ Aggie Fans.” Him: “I can tell your nervous. You’ve doubted your team, aren’t you?” Me: “Kyle Field, shmuck! Kyle Field.” Him: CENSORED. “Tell mom I love her.” Me: CENSORED. “Mom? You know mom stop loving you right after she caught you wearing her garter belts that time.” Am I nervous about Satur day’s game? Nervous only with anticipation, not with the final outcome. How could one doubt the Aggies at Kyle Field? Me? nervous? Never. Does anyone know where I can get long-distance caller ID? 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