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Thursday • March 30, 1993 The Battalion Page 9 Stick By Alvaro IF YOU PE GOING TO WATCH T.V. G I Ht ' m Hey , r WATCH YOU 6HOU\_P WATCH CWN AND WoT THAT ■S.TvJFl'D ■SHOW YOU , \' 1 ' / l K OH YEAH ? WCLL , WHat DO. YOU THINK ATSOUT WCUIT Cih<GR\CH ? The Inkwell By Brad TkigHT '*K ^\?e k >WD AlXEHS AXE Rtcoi^ ^ -piAYTT VJTTU fXESXCEjmAC NcrM-MEES XA/ A>I ATT0AF7 foQ VJtEXD (>lQ^ Uov> TtXS 7 'y^r VJoR<? v^PJL Rcco Trtf J^'PUBLIdAli TXOFT WIT}} NomtfEES AL VACXS of Lift?-TUT/ PlVToeD, HcgcOY VoTPS TpC O-THTcN, TVe<TS fJoeciTV varm ^ Clem? fAA^o«xiy . Gc€G TO '^o ittE TME V}ouSF,^ETM^ ^■p^ecrcAU rs ttxvtped Too... A I^EyJ OcAUXCA-rer A«I^S >n-n} suEErtN4 o^xs^aa Trr?a<, cnex the \*£k&v£d Movjse £ £ooc/A] u.m>ec cf -eett^Es a PIECE; of CAYT-J FXef \*XFOO 7 AdvLi\njiu<s iiY A(;(iii<iAiV T i) By Hium COOKING POPCOftW IN THE MICROWAVE. HAG BECOME AN ART OF KNOWIMG HOW long to cook the popcorn So THAT you CAN FIND that PERFECT EaUILIBRIUn BETWEEN HAVING A MILLION UNPOPPED KEMELZ AND HAVING A BAG POLL OF LITTLE GRAYISH-BLACK PIECES. OF COURSE, XT TAKES A WHILE FOR IT TO START POPPING AND THE BAG JUST SORT OF SITS THERE WHILE THETURNTABlE USELESSLY SPINS UNDER IT.... BUT rr’s IMPORTANT NOT to leave your mmcROwave unattended Sk©tfch Inventions i came up with „ -OR— THEY PROBABLY HAVE IT- I JUST CAN'T AFFQRPXT ! ** By Quatro A HEATED TOU-ET SEAT: ON THOSE COLO WIHTER MORNINGS NO ONE LUCES BEING AwAkrE IN the first place, and placing- your warm derpi ere on a COLD SEAT JUST ADOS rMSLX-T TO INJURY. 'A FlushABlc litter box: no- A Self-contained smoker's THING IS MORE DISGUSTING THAN A SMELLY, UNKEPT LITTER BOX HOWEVER, SIMPLY PULCTHE lever, and your troubles are WHISICED away/CPHRSONAllY, X WOULDN'T MIND IF TH E CAT WENT WITH XT , TQO /y HELMET'. IF YOUR GUESTS insist om smoking inside; LET 'EM! THIS WAY.THEY WON'T LOSE ANY OF THAT PRECIOUS, INICOTlN£-LA il DEN- ED e:xhAv^t THEY CHOKE- OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS. -‘Mr- -y Weather Today Cloudy with showers and possible thunderstorms. High of 60. N-NR winds 5-10 mph. Tonight Cloudy with showers and a low of 48. N-NE windslO-15 mph. ■ Friday Cloudy with continuing rain. High near 58. NE winds 10-15 mph. Friday Night Continued rain. Low near 50. Saturday Showers in the morning becoming partly cloudy in the afternoon. High near 65. Source - A&M Chapter of the American Meteorological Society r The MSC Public Relations Committee is Recruiting Members for the 1995-1996 school year Applications can be picked up in the Student Programs Office (SPO) and are due Friday, March 31, by 5 n.m. If you have any questions please call 845-7627 and speak to Nancy Adams. The Aggie Players Association Presents EDEII Candidate Slip for Student Body President- the lesser evil Saturday, April 1,1995 9 p.m. Rudder Forum Ticket Prices: $3/person, $5/couple, Doors open at 8:30. Get there early! HOW TO GET STUFF CHEAPER. (WITHOUT POSING AS A SENIOR CITIZEN.) Check expiration dates. If it’s going bad tomorrow, it's probably on sale today. Look for product flaws. A scratch or a missing button means bargain savings at the register. Go generic. Same as name brands, without the cartoon mascots. Buy in bulk with friends. Connect the leftover boxes to make a human Habitrail.® Use a Citibank Classic card. If you find out you didn't pay the lowest price, Citibank Price Protection can pay you back up to $ I 50* ^Naturally, conditions and exclusions apply. Learn all about it when you become a cardmember. WE’RE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. 5 To apply, call I-800-CITIBANK. © I 995 Citibank (South Dakota). N.A. 14 O'wi 85 Prescriptions for an Ailing Society Dr. Louis Sullivan Former U.S. Sec. of Health and Human Services 1989-93 Dr. Joycelyn Elders Former U.S. Surgeon General 1993-94 Friday, April 7, 1995 7:00 p.m. Rudder Auditorium Free tickets available at the MSC Box Office (845-1234) Persons with disabilities please call 845-1515 to inform us of your special needs. We request notification 3 working days prior to the event to enable us to assist you to the best of our abilities. The views expressed in this program do no necessarily represent those of the MSC.
