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TO SPEND OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON BOOKS YOU’LL PROBABLY HATE.IT'S TIME TO START WAKING UP BEFORE NOON, AND it’s TIME TO AVOID THAT DREADED HALLWAY OF DOOM XN THE MSC AS YOU TAKE THE LONG WAY AROUND ALL THE OBNOXIOOS VENDOR-TYPES TO GET TO Y'OUR rAAiLEox or buy Your Textbooks •K., ON 3, /E MAKE BREAK FOR POST OFF ICE . ..AND XT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR P.O.BOX TO CLEAR OUT THE IN WAL-MART ADS,THAT LOUPOTS NEWSFAPER-THING, AND THAT MISSING BANK STATEMENT YOOVe BEEN LOOKING FOR ,THAT HAVE, BUILT UP IN YOUR BOX WHILEYt>U WERE GONE. By Quatro 30 km ?/Ver 'HAT I DID OVBR THE. Ihristmas Vacation!. fter listening to evorr- ONE ELSES’ ADVENTURES, 'HAT X DID OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION WASN'T /ALL that grand, ost my Girlfriend, got DRUNK MOST THE TIME, ND became re-Acquainted -MTH my HANim. J ion ly,you Alright there? pis - W! 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Initially, the Bureau of Taxation wanted to tax Girl Scout cookies on the wholesale level but backed down when challenged and re turned $100,000 to the group. Now the state argues that the Girl Scouts must pay taxes at the retail level because they’re running a major retail enterprise, more than just a “casual sale.” “A casual sale is hit-or- miss,” state tax assessor John LaFaver said Sunday. “Maybe they do it one year and not the next. It’s unpredictable, like a lawn sale type of thing.” Jane Hartman, a lawyer for the Kennebec Girl Scout Coun cil, said LaFaver is misinter preting the law. The chips will fall Wednes day, when Superior Court Jus tice Donald Alexander is to rule on the legality of the state’s action. Hawaii has a sales tax on Girl Scout cookies, but very few other states do, because the Girl Scouts are a nonprofit organization, said Bonnie McE- wan, spokeswoman for Girl Scouts USA in New York. “The cookie sale is a pro gram experience for girls’ edu cation skills and team build ing,” she said. “It’s a fund-rais er and makes local Girl Scout activities possible.” In Maine, the cookie sale has been going on for 60 years. Last year, the 16,000 members of the state’s two Girl Scout councils — the Kennebec and the Abnaki — grossed more than $3 million. Cookie profits make up 60 percent of the councils’ budgets. “A part of scouting ... is learning to be a responsible cit izen. And part of that is paying your taxes,” LaFaver said. With tax, the price of a box of cookies sold by the Kennebec Council would go from $3 to $3.18. Julia Payne earned a ba,dge last year for selling more than 150 boxes. 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