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agents have found drugs 1
into bras and boa constricli ]
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into surfboards and ply|I
clocks. They’ve even pulled! I
out of human stomachs.
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their latest find, 5 poundsofl
caine surgically implanted in |
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poisonous snakes, but I doc
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to smuggle drugs,” said fU
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Kennedy Airport.
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was the first known caseil
dog being used to smuggler
caine through a New Yorh
port. There was a case in I
mi several years ago involt: |
horses carrying heroin ini I
anal cavities.
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gic aboard a flight from
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in its belly.
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stein performed emerge:j
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loons, each containingsete
cocaine-packed condoms,
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street value of perhaps $2501(1
officials said. If one packet:: l WAS! 1 IN
broken it would have killedc wuthem sta
dog, Weinstein said. Bnatically lo
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son, N.J., was arrested wheiPf>£ es t cuts
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Today
Mostly cloudy, warm and humid
with a high near 79. South winds
5-15 m.p.h.
Tonight
Mostly cloudy with a low near 68.
South winds less than 5 m.p.h.
Thursday
Partly cloudy with high near 82.
Southeast winds 5-15 m.p.h.
Thursday Night
Mostly cloudy with a chance of
showers and a low near 66.
Friday
Cloudy, windy and turning cooler
with numerous showers and
thunderstorms and a high near 69.
Source - A&M Chapter of the American
Meteorological Society
in prison.
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cials talking about the vari6 cut governmi
ways narcotics smugglers!;a “This is j
used to move their producthftesident A
the mundane, like holloweMlhificant cht
picture frames, to the outraji : Republicans
like the bodies and coffinsofllfered little
soldiers killed in Vietnam, duced by th
John Dowd, a spokesman': ;ion shortly
the Drug Enforcement Admini [ ce j n j anU{
tration in New York, rememte
how an African once arrived
JFK with a suitcase containi;
three large motor oil cans,;
plaining he had come to “chai
the oil in the embassy cars
When a Customs agent <
can, he found marijuana.
Another traveler, arrivii
from Colombia with a cocaifi
filled bowling ball, was tripp |
up by an inspector who “did:
think they had bowling alleys
Bogota.”
“I don’t think they’ll evens
out of ideas — it’s almostli|
slight of hand, getting a ]
look the other way while youps
something off,” Dowd said.
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