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UH... what'd we want her to do, a GAIN 7/look ; ED'S &ONAM poke 1 111 concept car resembles Beetle FRANKFURT, Germany (AP) — Is it a bug or isn’t it? “Well, yes, but ...” Volkswa gen responded Monday when asked if a new car the compa ny plans to produce is indeed a reincarnated Beetle. The new car, to be produced in the United States, Canada and South America, will have the familiar domed chassis. But instead of the old rear- mounted, air-cooled engine, the car will have a lean, front- mounted engine and new safe ty features. “This is a whole new car,” company spokesman Matt Gernrich said. “The only simi larity to the Beetle would be from an aesthetic point of view.” . With the new car, Volkswa gen hopes to cash in on Amer ican nostalgia for a legend on four wheels that during the 1960s came to symbolize cheap, reliable transportation. Gernrich said VW asked its California design studio in late 1992 to come up with a new car that would appeal to Americans. The car, called Concept One, was introduced at the Detroit Auto Show in January. “Everyone said, ‘That’s the Beetle of the future,’” said Gernrich. VW was deluged with thousands of letters from bug fans asking that the car "We didn't call the new car a beetle, the public did." —Matt Gernrich, Volkswagen company spokesman A#iMAL •h Experience the finest in pet care. ~ Let our Grooming team maKe your pet picture purr-feet for the holidays! Present this coupon to our staff and receive: Any Pet Grooming ^846-8716 or 846-1030 7:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. M-F Weather Today Clear skies. High near 63. Northerly winds 8-12 m.p.h. Tonight Clear and cold. Low near 34. Light northerly winds. mm J V ‘l I ^ i Wednesday Clear skies. High near 62. Northerly winds 5-10 m.p.h. Wednesday Night Fair skies. Low near 37. A" ( ^ x ^ Ck A f > \ J Thursday Partly cloudy. High near 68. I £ / V . > Source - A&M Chapter of the American Meteorological Society ANNUAL WINTER <>AT F O oy. 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The Beetle, the “people’s car” that Volkswagen was cre ated to build, was designed by German engineer Ferdinand Porsche in 1934, shortly after Hitler came to power. European production stopped in 1978, and the mod el was pulled from U.S. auto showrooms more than a decade ago after costly air pol lution and safety require ments made it obsolete. The Beetle is still made in Mexico and Brazil, and with some 21 million Beetles hav ing rolled of the assembly line, it is the world’s best-sell ing automobile. Student Counseling ^nrmvmmvYV 'fire you a aood listener? Da yau tike to help others? fire you a responsible and committed person? Volunteers Heeded to begin service in the Spring Semester. 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