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Spacious 1 & 2 bedrooms. Now preleasing,
newly remodeled, available for immediate
move-in. Starting at $365/mo. Call or
come by: The Landing Apartments
3200 Pinfeather, Bryan
822-7321
Summer sublease. 1br-1bth, water, gas paid. No utilities
deposit. $300/mo. 764-4655.
Summer sublease 2br-2bth Treehouse II Apartment. Call
693-5679. Furniture available.
Summer sublease Scandia Apartment.
$465/mo, on shuttle route. 764-9433.
Sublease 8/15/94-8/15/95. Briarwood Apartment 2br-
2bth, $520/mo., on shuttle route. 764-9433.
Large 2br-2bth apartment. $500/mo., $300/dep., starting
summer. Great condition, perfect for 3, pets okay, on
busroute. 696-6359.
Available June 1. Large 2br-1bth duplex on shuttle In
Southwood Valley. $495/mo + bills (reduced rent jun-
july). Fenced yard, gas & electric. No Pets!! 693-8534.
Part Time
Rental Manager
Ideal for Graduate
Student Couple
CompengatiQn:
* Free Apartment
* Utilities Partially Paid
* Free Telephone
* Lease Signing Bonuses
* Occupancy Bonuses
* Extra Pay for Apartment
Preparation & Maintenance
846-7454
2br-2bth Parkway Circle Apartment available for rent
either summer, fall or both. $685/mo., close to campus.
764-1739. X
Available June 1. Wooded, walking distance to campus.
Lg. 2br-1bth townhouse type apartment, gas & electric.
No Pets!! $495/mo. (reduced rent jun-july). 693-8534.
Summer sublease mid-May to mid-Aug. 2br-1bth at
Treehouse 1, $300/mo. + utilities. Cindy 696-3770, Scher
847-3159.
A very nice, clean 3br-1 1/2bth townhouse w/fireplace, 2-
story, on the shuttle. Available May 30 & Aug. 1. Call after
2 pm, 822-2492.
Do you have a recent
SPRAIN, STRAIN,'
or FRACTURE?
Apartment for rent. May 31 preleasing for August. From
$350-$400/mo. 3914 Old College Rd. Call Mary 846-
9196.
Sublease Ibr-lbth from 5/21-8/15, on shuttle, $360/mo.
Call Kim 764-9626.
Summer sublease 2br-1 1/2bth, very nice. Bus route, 1
mile from campus, only $395/mo. Call 696-2429.
Sublease May-Dec. (w/option to renew). Sevilla Apart
ments - 2br-2bth, 2 balconies, water paid, on shuttle route,
1 mile from campus, pets okay. $460/mo. Call Stuart or
Jennifer 696-5610 & leave message.
Sublease 2br-1blhw/backyard. Great for pets. $440/mo.
776-9358.
3br-2bth fourplex - W/D, shuttle, CS, $570/mo. 693-0551
or 764-8051.
Sublease 2br-1bth apartment 5/15-8/15, new stove, re
frigerator, central air w/cheap utilities, close to campus.
Only $375/mo.!l! Call 268-7734.
Must sublease! Plantation Oaks efficiency. Huge closets
& living area. Nice location. Rent $320/mo. negotiable. 5/
15-8/15. Call 696-0929.
Sublease 3br-1bth house for summer months. Great
location, backyard, $600/mo. 764-5702.
Sublease Colony Apartment. 2br-2bth, on busroute,
$535/mo. Interested? Call 693-8422.
Attn. SummerSchool Students: Sublease gigantic 3 bdrm
apartment at Briarwood for only $600/mo. Inquiries call
764-9180.
Sublease 2br-1 1/2bth, May 14 - Aug. 15, busroute. Call
Rob at 696-5379.
Available now: Large 1br-1bth College Main Apartment,
$360/mo., close to campus. 696-9453.
GREAT LOCATION. 2br-2bth, fenced, W/Dconn., shuttle.
University Oaks, $595/$575. 693-1448.
Summer Sublease Villa Oaks West. 2br-2bth, W/D,
shuttle-bus, pool, spacious closets, some furniture if
needed. $475/mo. Call 779-8206.
Are you experiencing moderate to severe
pain due to a sprain, strain, or fracture? If
so, and you are 18 years of age or older,
you may qualify to participate in a
pharmaceutical research study for possible
relief of musculoskeletal pain. Participants
must have had a recent (within three days)
injury involving a sprain, strain, or fracture.
Qualified participants will be given study
medication and a free physical exam.
Please remember to call as soon as
possible after your injury so that you meet
the requirements of this study. For more
information, please call:
G&S Studies
846-5933
Serious persons wanted. 2br-1bth, W/D conn., C. fan,
$395/$380. 609 Turner. 693-1448.
2 bdrms available now. Completely remodeled. Starting
at $435, gas & cable paid. 822-0472.
Summer sublease - walk to campus, W/D, underground
parking, own bathroom, $225/mo. 268-0103.
Sublease apartment in Cripple Creek Condo. Behind
Blinn, 2br-2bth, W/D, microwave & patio. Price nego
tiable. 693-9880.
AVAILABLE! Summer lease, freshly remodeled duplex,
Bryan. 1 mile from campus, 2-1, busroute, great neigh
bors, managers next door, W/D conn., $450/mo., $300/
dep. 846-5635, Mike.
1,2,3 bdrm houses, duplexes & apts. available NOWI
EQUITY R.E. MANAGEMENT, 696-4464.
Business is Booming! Bigdogz’ is gearing up. We're
looking for energetic & upbeat waitresses, door personnel
& bar backs. Apply in person 2pm-5pm dally at 500 S.
Texas.
Help Wanted
Help Wanted
Part-time or Full-time, 20-40 hrs/wk. Need dependable &
mature individuals. Apply at Sonic in CS next to Walmart.
Anytime after 2pm. All positions needed.
HEALTH QUEST
Therapy and Research Institute
ASTHMA?
Earn up to $500
Asthmatic men & women, ages 18-50, are needed
for a clinical research study.
Two weekend stays (approximately 36 hours each)
& one outpatient visit are required.
Medical evaluation, meals & accommodations
provided free.
For more information, contact:
HEALTHQUEST RESEARCH
(512) 345-0032
Part-time computer salesman with hardware and software
knowledge. Call 846-5454.
ATTENTION Business Marketing, and Management Ma
jors: Summer work available with experience to help
resume. Make $1,880/mo. this summer. Call Tom 693-
7467.
MAKE $5,600. Does your summer work suck? If so, call
Tom at 693-7467.
Summer Road Representatives: Students interested in
making $5,000 over your summer vacation travelling the
country at company's expense. Contemporary Christian
Record Label/Distributor seeks 7-8 motivated individuals
for full-time summer sales positions. Sell yourself! Send
a video resume to: Urgent Music Group, PO Box 90754,
Austin, TX 78709.
Full-time Lab/Skin Testlng Technldan needed for doctor's
office. Degree preferred. 776-7895.
AGRICULTURAL MAJORS want to make $5,600 and
work in Iowa? 5 students needed for summer work. Call
693-7467.
Now hiring wait staff for lunch and dinner. No experience
necessary. Everyone welcome. 823-2818, 2901 S.
Texas Ave.
Insurance Restoration Franchise - $36,000 including in
ventory, training, & ongoing support. Call 1-800-826-
9586.
CRUISE LINE entry level on board positions available.
Great benefits. Summer or Year-round. (813)229-5478.
DENTAL ASSISTANT Career Opportunity. Willing to
train. Long term employee. Apply 2101 Texas, CS.
Part-time floor maintenance. No experience necessary M-
F, sometimes Saturday. Must have car & phone. Call 823-
1614.
Part-time cleaning in commercial bldgs. M-F during evening
hrs. 5-8:30pm. Must have car & phone. Call 823-1614.
PAIN STUDY
If you have a recent (within
3 days) & painful injury to your
knee or ankle, call for information
regarding an on-going pain study.
URINARY TRACT
INFECTION
STUDY
If you presently have the following
symptoms, call to see if you are
eligible to participate in a Urinary
Tract Infection (Bladder Infection)
Research Study. Eligible
volunteers will be compensated.
* Painful Urination
* Frequent Urination
* Urgency
* Females ages 18-64
G&S STUDIES, INC.
(close to campus)
846-5933
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4223 Wellborn Road
Bryan, TX. 77801
(409) 846-8855
Need a job for the Spring or Summer? The Houston
Chronicle is accepting applications for route carrier posi
tions. Job requires dependable vehicle & working early
morning hours. Earn $600-$900/mo. Gas allowance is
provided. Call James at 693-7815 or Julian at 693-2323
for an appointment.
Summer Jobs, warehouse work. Three eight hours shifts.
Two locations. Dallas (214-245-9512) or Houston (713-
820-3820).
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help Infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Brlarcrest Suite #101, (409) 776-
4453.
Employment Opportunity
FAMILY RESOURCES
Need work in D/FW area this
summer? You can make up
to $1,000 per week in a summer
work program. Flexible schedules,
10-50 hours per week. Great
resume experience. Call
Family Resources for an
interview:
Phone (214) 885-9335
Fax (214) 991-9868
Summer Ranch Hand
Needed Full-time
during summer.
Agricultural
experience a must!
Living quarters & salary
based on
experience.Call Mary
at
846-9196
Athletic, outgoing men earn $15-$20 per hour plus $300-
$500 bonus possible. No experience necessary, no
selling. (512) 483-1441, anytime.
SUMMER JOBS
Up to 50 Research Assistants and
Interviewer positions available in
the following counties:
Harris
Cameron
Grayson
Dallas
Denton
Orange
Bexar
Bell
Harrison
Tarrant
Galveston
Wharton
El Paso
Lubbock
Kleberg
Hidalgo
Brazoria
Van Zandt
Travis
Williamson
Polk
Nueces
Ector
Wilson
Smith
Midland
Zavala
Potter
Gregg
Fisher
Some positions require bilingual
abilities. Female preferred.
Send resume to:
PPRI
Immunization Study
H.C. Dulie Bell Building #314
College Station, TX 77843-4476
(409) 845-8800
Wellborn Preschool needs part-time teaching assistant.
Must be 21 yrs. old. Call 690-6570.
Computer Artist needed for Study Breaks Magazine. Must
be familiar w/Macintosh & at least one of the following:
Quark, Pagemaker, Illustrator, Freehand. Call 268-1496.
CRUISE SHIPS HIRING - Earn up to $2, 000+/mo. on
Cruise Ships or Land-Tour companies. World travel.
Summer & Full-time employment available. No experi
ence necessary. For info call 1 -206-634-0468 ext. C5855.
Live-in sitter - over 18, up to $825/mo. + tuition assistance
Scar. (713) 789-2360.
Optometric Assistant - mornings 8:45am-1:00pm. No
experience necessary, typing required. Call 846-0377 for
interview appointment.
AA Alaska Summer Employment. Join the Gold Rush to
Alaska's Fisheries Industry! Earn $5,000/mo. In canner
ies, processors, etc.! Male or female. No experience
required. Room/board/lravel often provided. Guaranteed
success! (919) 929-4398 ext. A134.
Roommate
Automobiles
Female summer roommate needed. 2bdrm Sausalito
Apt. Call Shannon ASAP 764-3062. X
1984 vw GTI - good condition, sunroof, A/C, AM/FM
stereo, $1,000/060. 693-4104.
ROOMMATE NEEDED for summer, own room, walk to
campus. Call 846-4952.
1983 Jeep CJ7, 4-WD, 4-speed, white & blue, $4,500.
.Call 693-2348.
Summer roommate needed. 2br-2bth Brownstone Apart
ment, own room/bathroom, busroute, bike to campus,
$285/mo. + 1/2 utilities negotiable. Call 764-7768.
1988 RX7 Mazda Turbo - perfect running order, phone,
maintenance records. 764-9628.
Male roommate - 3bdrm house, W/D, $200/mo., phone/
cable paid, 1 mile from campus. Call Brad 764-9750.
Services
Female roommate for summer. Own room & 1/3 bath.
$188/mo. + 1/2 utilities. Free satellite. 693-0061.
Female roommate needed starting Mid-May. 3br-2bth
duplex, 1/3 utilities, own room, furnished. Call Jennifer or
Julie 846-6541
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Two males for duplex. 3br-2th, brand new, pool, W/D, bus
route, $250/mo. + 1/3 bills. 764-5763. Summer.
Male roommate needed for summer only. 2br-2bth Uni
versity Oaks Duplex w/backyard, $270/mo. + 1/2 utilities.
Call Chris 696-8831.
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Roommate wanted from 5/15-8/15. 2br-2bth duplex w/
backyard. $295/mo. + 1/2 biHs, furnished. Call 764-2995,
ask for Topher or leave message.
Roommate needed for summer. Large house in Bryan,
own bedroom & bathroom, $265/mo. Please call 822-
6045 & ask for Greg, Steven or Jeff.
Roommate needed for fall. Own room & bathroom,
busroute, $295/mo. + 1/2 utilities. 696-7260, 847-7498.
Male roommate needed for summer. $205/mo., own
room, free cable, furnished. 693-7502 Joe.
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Male roommate needed starting summer. 2br-1 bth house,
$225/mo. + 1/2 utilities, close to campus, 1 street over
from Black Eyed Pea. 846-7019.
Need female roommate for summer,
utilities. Call Denise 696-0198.
$ 150/mo. + 1/2
For Sale
Attention International Students:
Step by step guide for your
greencard. More info,
send SASE to:
PO Box 16655,
Rocky River, Ohio 44116
1987 Honda Scooter/ Elite SOS. Red/grey, basket &
helmet included. Great condition, low mileage. Must sell!!
$225. 846-3826.
CRITTER CARE - kennell alternative. In home pet care
TLC for your pet. while you are away 764-1592.
20 gallon mlnl-reef aquarium. Includes: wet/dry filter,
wood top & stand, custom lights, & misc. supplies. $130.
Call Rob 822-4805.
Need tickets for Graduation December 13th at 2:00. Call
764-0639.
ATTN: GRADUATING SENIORS - Got a new job in
Houston? Need a new place to live? Let mo help you And
yournewhome. Professional Apartment Locating Friendly
& hardworking. Free service. Call Tim (Class 84 ) 1 -BOO-
210-5048.
For sale: Trek 9500 full suspension. Bought 11 -17-93, just
married, must selll! Nice bike $650 negotiable. 774-0176
Mike.
Sofa - $50: Dining table - $20; T.V, - $25. Call 693-6602.
IBM 286 w/ color monitor, proprlnter X24E, Word Perfect
5.0 - $500 negotiable. Call 846-6253.
AAA Defensive Driving. Lot-of-Fun, Laugh-a-Lotll! Ticket
dismissal, insurance discount. M-Tu (6pm-9pm), Tu
(8:30am-3pm), Tu-W(8:30am-11:30am), W-Th (6pm-
9pm), Fri(6pm-8pm)-Sat.(10am-2:30pm), Sat(8am-
2:30pm). Across from University Tower. Walk-ins wel
come. $20 w/ ad = $5 off 411 Tex. Ave. So. 846-6117.
Desk for sale. Great condition. $75 or best offer. Call 696-
3932.
Typing
Experience frame shop worker. Cut mats, frame assem
bly, measurements & estimates. Flexible hours. Call
Dana, 845-1631. MSC University Plus.
1992 kawasaki KLR-250 - dual purpose, only 3,000 miles,
driven only to campus, $2,500/negotiable. 778-3138,
leave message.
Word Processing. Laser Quality. Flexible hours, good
rates. Tom 776-1905.
Pool table - bar size, balls rack & pool sticks Included.
Great shape. $375. 764-8719.
Beautiful long sequlned formal. Great for Ring Dance.
Paid $600, asking $350 OBO. Kim 778-0008.
Typing- Word Processing. Fast, reliable, rush job ac
cepted. Reasonable rates. Laser printer. Call Charlotte
at 823-2418.
Word processing, Resume
Joy’s Professional Typing,
service, Laser printer 846-6418.
Gorgeous designer wedding gown - long-sleeved, beads
& sequins, veil & slip Included. Paid $1,200, asking $650
OBO. Kim 778-0008.
Washer & dryer-old but working. Mustplckup. $200. Call
260-9943.
Uniden Radar Detector - 3 band with lasar, six months old,
$80 or best offer. Call Jeff 693-8901.
MOBILE DJ- Experienced. Great for parties, dances,
weddings, barbecues, sports events, etc. Mlc./lights
available. Reasonable rates. Call The Party Block at 693-
6294.
Comics: High grade silver age. 2,000+ issues. Amazing
Splderman & Batman to Superman & the X-Men. From $5
- $300 each. Call Keith anytime (409) 693-4419.
Personal
Forest green w/black lace formal. Size 5-6. Paid $250,
sell for $100 or best offer. Peach formal - $50. Call 778-
3804.
DIRTY. LIVE, HOT TALK. Steamy, Erotic and Nasty. 1-
800-775-2220. Instant credit, no CC needed HOT,
KINKY, SEXY LADIES. 1-800-597-5554. MC/V, $2.00-
$3.99/min. 18+.
Denon DRA-545 high current receiver. Extended war
ranty. $280. 776-9364 Daryl.
Miscellaneous
Yamaha 125cc 3-wheeler - $450; Remington 20-gauge
automatic shotgun - $200; .444 Mariin with dies & ammo.
-$300. Call 696-3921.
Love letters needed for ENGL355 research group. Send
to: 8 Commons H-133, CS,TX 77840-9518
Beaded wedding dress - straight fit, long train, size 3/4,
$450, Call 846-2753.
Tutors
Lifestyles membership -10 months left. $225 or best offer.
Call Worth, 764-9003.
Cannondale 2.8 road bike w/105 - $850. Cannondale
Delta V700 - $1,100. Minoura Mag Roller - $120. 693-
3833.
Math tutor $4.50/hr.-150,151,152, 141, 142 & 130. 764-
1964.
Bass boat and trailer, no motor $500. Glass endtable and
coffee (able $60. 846-5379.
Computers
Elegant, traditional wedding gown. Never worn. Retailed
$500, asking $250. 696-7093.
Macintosh Computer rentals starting at $50/mo. Also
upgrades & repairs 823-1907.
New twin bed, desk, chair, matching sofa & loveseatall for
$385. Call now, 693-1921.
Lost/Found
For sale: Large refrigerator available in May - $150. 778-
2294.
Lost Aggie Ring. Initials G.V.H. Call 693-3439.
Pink Floyd - Dallas - April 29. Two tickets, $80 each. Call
764-2807.
FOUND - One gold ring In Northslde parking lot. 847-
1907.
MUST SELL!!! Road Bike Univega, 105 brakes, com
puter, fasgrip tires, Araya rims, $225. 693-9309 Jeff.
Body Shop
NEW DOUBLE - $25,900. Spacious 3 bdrm w/plywood
floors, extra insulation, wood siding & much more. Low
down & low payments. Call for free brochures. 800-880-
5614.
Cal’s Body Shop. Your foreign car specialist. Match your
paint exactly. "May we have the next dents?” W. Hwy. 21,
Bryan. 823-2610.
Automobiles
Adoption
Happily married, financially secure couple wishes to offer
Must sell 1982 Toyota Tercel. 5 speed, good condition. A/ your wh | te newbom a |i fe of | ove & happiness. Please call
C, AM/FM cassette. $900 060. Call Nubia 696-3932. Sueor Dave collect: (516)623-5701. Legal/Medical paid.
1982 Renault LeCar - 4 speed, white, $700/060. Call
Sara at 847-0695.
Wanted
1991 Camaro RS - metallic blue, fully-loaded, P.W., P.L.,
automatic, V-6, 85,000 highway miles, $7,500 negotiable.
Call 846-5398.
1991 Nissan 240SX SE - red, fully-loaded, sunroof, P.W.,
P.L., automatic, 54,000 miles, $8500. Call 846-5398.
Looking to buy - men's mountain bike in good condition.
Sturdy, 18-21 inch frame, prefer Shimano speed shifter.
Call Brian 764-6096.
1983 Jeep CJ7 Renegade,
engine, $4,900. 847-4096.
5 speed, 200 miles new
Attorney
1984 300ZX Turbo - T-tops, new injectors, warranted
tires, $3,900. 693-0886.
Employment Opportunity
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THOUSANDS OF SUMMER POSITIONS
Tour guide, instructor, lifeguard, hotel staff,
firefighter + volunteer and government positions
available at National Parks. Excellent benefits +
bonuses! Apply now for best positions. For
Outdoor Employment Program call: i 1:
(206)545-4804 ext. N5855
AA Cruise & Travel Employment Guide. Earn Big $$$ +
travel the world free (Caribbean, Europe, Hawaii & more)!
Hurry! Busy Spring & Summer Seasons rapidly approach
ing. Free Student Travel Club Membership! (919) 929-
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Jabbing at the press andjobj
about himself, Clinton provii:
the humor Saturday night at
80 th annual White House Coff
spondents Dinner.
Clinton said he concluded fcl
was no deliberate conspiracy‘|
reporters to distort and exaggetij
his role in the Whitewater alii
"You can’t help yourselves;:■
just a matter of pure instinct,!
said.
Clinton said Whitewater, \vte|
involved an Arkansas land it#
ment he and his wife made!
years ago, taught him valirf
lessons that also served as add:
to the press corps.
“Do not borrow money. Dots
lend money. Do not make
‘‘And for goodness sakesj 1
not lose money.”
His jibes covered the
istic lot.
The Wall Street Journal,
criticized first lady Hillary
Clinton for turning a $ 1,000 ite
ment in the commodity mark
into a $98,000 profit.
“For the Wall Street
criticize my wife for making ttiot'
ey is like Field and Stream cr
ing someone for catching a
he said.
He also said that instead^!
blaming the press for trying! 1
sink his presidency in scandal!
would turn over a new leaf andf
to help reporters do their jobs.
“I need to help you get throtif
slow news days,’ he said. “So'' 1
will leak you details of potent 1
scandals.” These include “the'd
of grapes I’ve eaten in super
kets” and “the discrepancy bepte
my actual weight and the weigiite
my drivers’ license.”
Clinton recently raised e)’ 1 '
brows for admitting that he
briefs instead of boxer shots
He said that in the interests
full disclosure, “I am
opportunity to make copies 0 '
my briefs available to the n '
media.”
“The originals, he said, "1
been turned over to the sped*
counsel” investigating Whitewa®
During the banquet, the assof
ation also presented its annu 1
journalism awards.
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