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The Battalion
‘Major League II’ gets the green lighj
By Claudia Zavaleta
The Battalion
“Major Eeague II”
Starring Tom Berenger,
Charlie Sheen, Bob
decker, Corbin
Bernsen, Omar Epps
and Dennis Haysbert
Directed by David S. Ward
Rated PG
Playing at Schulman VI
Pass the peanuts and the hot-
dogs ‘cause the boys of summer
are back; both on the field and on
the big screen.
The Cleveland Indians survived
a near move to Miami in the first
“Major League” film by miracu
lously clawing their way out of last
place to win the American League
Eastern Division championship. In
the second season of the tribe s ca
reer, the film catches up with the
tribe as the players arrive at spring
training.
The once nameless players have
become heroes and celebrities in
Cleveland, but there have been
some changes in the roster, not to
mention in their egos and bank
account sizes. These changes
cause the team to slip back into its
losing ways.
“Wild Thing” Rick Vaughn
(Charlie Sheen), for example, has
softened his Harley-riding attitude
and traded in his leather jacket for
an Armani suit. Pedro Cerrano
(Dennis Haysbert), has traded in
voodoo idol John for Buddhism, a
kinder, gentler religion.
Have the comeback kids of the
first season lost their edge? Have
fame and success softened the In
dians?
These are the questions being
asked by the Indians fans, coaches
and most vociferously by Indians
commentator Harry Doyle (Bob
Uecker), the tribe’s play-by-play
(From left) Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger, who The comedy is
starred in "Major League," are joined by Eric and the cast
Bruskotter in the the sequel "Major League II." characters.
successful despite its predict
ing change of a few origi
New players on the Indians’
roster add fresh humor to the
film, and the Yankees’ new catcher
creates an interesting new rivalry
for the boys to overcome.
With the help of Uecker’s com
mentary, the naive advice of the
Indians’ rookie catcher (Eric
Bruskotter) and outfielder Willie
Mays Hayes’ (Omar Epps) flashy
ways, the second “Major League ’
has as much fun and humor as the
first. The romantic plots sprinkled
between innings slow the film’s
pace, but serve as a seventh inning
stretch, if you will.
In an interesting n.ew plot
twist, former third baseman,
Roger Dorn (Corbin Bernsen), has
bought the team from hostile ex
showgirl owner Rachel Phelps
(Margaret Whitton), but is quickly
losing his grip on the financial sit
uation of the team.
due to bad knees, grudging
the helm.
The rest of the film folli
As the plot develops, th
F iot develops, tne team
unraveling before the
fans’ eyes. Something must be
done to recover the winning spirit
of the previous season. A leader
must be found to drive the team
back to victory.
Veteran catcher Jake Taylor
(Tom Berenger), unable to play
Indians throughout theirtoji
turvy season all thewayto
end. Will they be able to pi
of their slump
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predictable, but it sure is fill lyaht
see how the Cleveland Indii: | R r j
claw their way back this time Inou 1
the old saying goes, “It ain't® L m
‘till the fat lady sings.” Seep Ijfh |
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‘Jimmy Hollywood J — a waste of talent I
By Jennifer Gressett
The Battalion
“Jimmy Hollywood”
Starring Joe Pesci, Christian Slater and
Victoria Abril
Directed By Barry Levinson
Rated R
Playing at Hollywood USA
OK, OK, OK. Take Joe Pesci and a bottle
of peroxide and what do you get? A poor at
tempt to win back “My Cousin Vinny ’ fans.
In “Jimmy Hollywood,” Pesci stars as Jim
my, an unemployed actor in search of the
Hollywood dream. He can stroll Hollywood
Boulevard and name every star by heart. In
fact, if someone is lucky enough to offer him
a principal role, he will soon be a star him
self.
Jimmy knows that the Old Hollywood
glamour is gone, though. In fact, the streets
are so covered with scum and graffiti that it’s
hard to tell where Hollywood went.
It’s not until Jimmy becomes the victim to
Hollywood crime that he decides to make a
difference. If the police can’t help him, he’ll
take care of business himself. Armed with a
video camera and his absent-minded friend
William (Christian Slater), the two take to
the streets in an attempt to stop crime. To
gether, they make videos of various criminals
in the act and send them to local television
stations.
By combining his ability to act with a de-
It’s the acting finale Jimmy hasik 8p r y
night
lick
eanf
Yirk (
Pec
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dreamed of. He believes dying Holly™
style is the only way people remember a ri
What an great plot! Too bad it was
most boring film I ve ever seen Pesci in.
After watching “My Cousin Vinny ’foij,
eighth time, I was really excited that he7
new film out. But this wasn’t the film
waiting for.
Don’t get me wrong. It’s not Pesci that tin
bashing. I thought his acting was prokl
better than it has ever been. liu, sa
If anyone is to blame, director Baiftve n
Levinson has to be the man. After his «;*eker
on “Avalon” and “Good Morning, Vietnarlather
I must say I expected better work from tB said
He seems to have taken a very original,wl Iport
written story and slowed it down to a[£ lColie
that could bore even the most sedate mow Iship
goer. Knons
But enough about direction. WhatL*"0m
happened to Christian Slater? In “UntaEpde ir
Heart” he was “the boy with the
heart.” And now in “Jimmy Hollywood’ ) In is v
Joe Pesci stars in the comedy "Jimmy
Hollywood." Even with the humorous Pesci,
the film is a flop.
sire to “let the people see” what has hap
pened to his Hollywood, it seems Jimmy has
created the perfect role. But there is one
catch: revealing his identity could get him
killed.
seems to he suffering from an “unfortuifi!
head accident.”
Don’t get me wrong — he’s doing a
job playing unimportant characters. E
can think of better ways he could putlli
sexy voice to work
Who knew two great actors and am
nal plot could end up being such a
didn’t. Apparently, neither did the other I
people in the theater.
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