ISIC ' Unit. « H:30 p for more :ca at 84$.j 'i Week Tom •00 p.m.B ^ Pre-Mti 5 Tech M f( •m. in ore infon Jssian Dr. Rich k r her upcc n ' -lub: Guts McCann t Sports Wednesday, March 30, 1994 The Battalion Page 5 call Todd), 764-9026 lean Assit ieeting; is. Forme; < at 260-U! I Atheist' aeral meet: .chry. Call ormation rsday Dance Tj : inform) m. in 26! h 31. Fot ri at /Of-!- ents Asstt mg at 8:3:: all Millet:: inform):. • ty of Prc i: Guest sm speak onj j p.m. in lent Asst, deration e:| i t follow:: ry’s. Call T:|| .re infomia: -v-aiuic ■ Omnipo I; Jimmy Johnson’s replacement can be found at A&M Drew Diener Sportswriter I n Jerry Jones’ latest ploy to completely de stroy tne defending two-time world champi on Dallas Cowboys, he has all but officially confirmed the hiring of a new head coach to re place Jimmy Johnson — a Battalion columnist of regional renown. Sources wishing to remain anonymous for fear that they might be committed to a mental institudon, said that they expect Jones to name die relatively unknown Drew Diener to the most prolific position in professional football. Although Jones was unavailable for com ment, persistent reporters from The Battalion were able to track down the busy Diener. The Texas A&M sophomore explained that he faxed his resume to Valley Rancn shortly after Johnson announced his resignation Tuesday af ternoon in a televised press conference. “I was forced to prepare a resume last week with summer job season upon us and what not,” Diener said. “I have been applying for jobs for about the last week or so and I guess I was just plum lucky to be watching CNN when I was. “Fortunately, I was also near a fax machine.” Many readers may remember Diener, who in January declared himself eligible for the NFL Draft although he never played a down of colle giate football. Diener said that the opportunity to coach the Cowboys has forced him to renege on his candidacy. “I still believe in my abilities to get out on the field and mix it up with the best of em’,” Diener said. “However, I’ve got to take diis See Diener/Page 6 Aggies break three game slide A&Mhoopsters By Jose de Jesus Ortiz The Battalion Hot dog, the Aggies won. It was Hot Dog Night at Olsen Field on Tuesday, and 1,733 hungry Aggies took advantage of 25 cent cokes, pop corn and hot dogs as A&M snapped a three-game losing streak. John Codrington earned his first victory of the season by striking out seven batters in four innings as four A&M pitchers combined to throw a three-hit shutout to lead A&M over St. Olaf 3-0 to end a three game losing streak. Codrington (1-3) said he realized St. Olaf, an NCAA Division III school, was not as good as the teams A&M (19-15) faces in the Southwest Confer ence, but he said the Aggies, after los ing their sixth straight SWC game by dropping a three-game series against Rice last weekend, needed a win to get A&M on a roll. “They are no Texas Longhorns or anything like that,” he said. “But they still had some guys who can hit the ball.” Head coach Mark Johnson did not seem very pleased with the pitching, even though he said he was happy with it. Kevin Ivy/7'/;