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Call John from 9-5 846-8916. DOES ANYONE go to Kingsville on weekends? Want to carpool? Holly 846-7074. Adoption Professional Dad & stay home Mom in Texas wish to adopt newborn to cherish & adore. Will provide warmth, security, & lots of love. Pictures available. Easy to talk to, legal/medical expenses paid. Please call Randy & Pam 1 - 800-284-1714. It is illegal to be paid for anything beyond legal or medical expenses. Place Your Ad In The Battalion Call 845-2696 Page 6 The Battalion Thursday, October^ Byrd Continued from Page 4 "Monticello" to elude British cav alry during the Revolution, his marriage, relations with his par ents, and his quarrels with Alexander Hamilton, John Adams and George Washington. But the heart of Byrd's charac ter study is Thomas Jefferson in Paris at work as a diplomat and at leisure — though Jefferson's leisure was intense enough to be work for others. Here the author breathes life into Jefferson as he met such no tables as the Comtes de Buffon and Chastellux, Jonathan Trum bull, John Paul Jones, and visited markets, booksellers, art galleries and palaces. All these form the backdrop against which Short observes and ponders Jefferson's relationship with Maria Cosway. Caught in a marriage which had lost its love, the Anglo-Italian miniaturist was enraptured with the widowed Jef ferson. Maria was everything the Virginian sought in a woman, but a debate between his "head" and his "heart" resulted in his decision to end their relationship. Short judged that Jefferson ended hi'? af fair with Cosway "cruelly, finds his mentor lacking other ways. When pressed for ant: Short denied rumors off between Jefferson and oitj slaves, but admitted his den based on emotion notevidei The book ends on this ambiguity. An engrossing | with no definitive ansi I provides something m(| sense of the texture, shade ^ nuance of Jefferson's ch: 1 Byrd has combined infer . from contemporary letie I aries and anecdotes wilt I ition and engaging preset I duce an unsurpassed per 1 Thomas Jefferson. Thursday Witches Continued from Page 4 the backdrop of the L.A. riots to form a new zombie persona. His zombie character is not a brain-eating monster that returned from the dead through voodoo, but a child who no longer wants to deal with life. "The Ultimate Witch" has the same genre of stories. Set against the glitz of Beverly Hills and the poverty surrounding it, two abandonedeti are taken in by a gypsy who quickly trar| them using drug-lined gingerbread into bod can sell. If these topics are too dark for your liking books offer others ranging from a lovei v tween a witch and a mortal, to a fantasyiti boy who could protect people's lives throng!, tling wooden images of them, to a comedtji an out-of-work comedian who tells jokestot| in a mortuary. The writing will grab you, the stories wifi you and the fear of the unknown and superl will keep the stories in your memory for days: Hillbillies Continued from Page 5 his sister Jethrina. From the moment Jed acciden tally strikes oil in his back yard and is offered 10 billion dollars for it, the wacky turn of events keeps you smiling. When the hillbillies are forced to move to Beverly Hills, their trusting country-folk ways are sure to keep the humor a flowin'. These four hicks are feisty and funny. They're down to earth and then some, but when their hillbil ly culture clashes with the stuffy California way of life, it's worse than a kangaroo stuck in an Arkansas pig farm. With the rest of the cast full of famous comedy stars like Lily Tomlin, Dabney Coleman, Lea Thompson and Rob Schneider, each scene is filled with quality humor. The characters who stand out the most are the sixth-grade edu cated Jethro (Bader), the sweet tomboy Elly May (Eleniak), and of course the feisty Granny (Leach- man). Who would have guessed fla‘ Ifn the flaky girl from "Under Siege' (Eleniak) could act likeaiii:! j get away with it? Seeing this family inat: wagon flick off a carload pies in the midst of afi Hills traffic jam, cause a: dent so Granny can sen good lookin' road street, and bow in silence sight of a black limousin leave even the biggest ski tears from laughing. With dashes of slapstick dy, a most unpredictable p an array of talented acton Beverly Hillbillies" is one whole family can enjoy. Coming up in Aggielij Music reviews of Boyz II Men, Inxs, Concrele Also reviews of Ighiniare before Clirisliiias,' ‘Filial Instinct,' k — Bla Jor qu: li n lij Beav But! recently blamed five-ye setting < on fir. conseq killing child's sister, I few cor on ouj ety's J pointir hide. A di but £ kind of span of sey an school teams a from th 'The various a partic terback teamm; road, n fly pas mained scathed Twc would stunt t hometc school £ One and rer conditii Nov is out 1 ducers, tributir That brougb PICKUP YOUR COPY. If you ordered a 1993-94 Texas A&M Campus Directory, stop by room 230 Reed McDonald Building between 8:15 a.m. and 4:45 p.m. Monday through Friday to pick up your copy. (Please bring ID.) If you did not order a Campus Directory as a fee option when you registered for Fall '93 class es, you may purchase a copy for $3 plus tax in the Student Publications office, room 230 Reed McDonald. 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