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1978 brown Chevy Impala 4-door, new water pump,
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Honda 400cc new seats, brakes, paint and battery. Dark
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cu. ft. large refrigerator w/ice-maker $500-solld. 776-
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85 Ninja 600, runs perfect, easy access to classes, make
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1986 Yamaha FZ600 with helmet; great campus transpor
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Motorcycle for sale 1980 Honda CM 400E, excellent
condition $780. Dave 846-7104.
1982 Nissan Sentra. Good condition, one owner; radio &
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Roommate Wanted
Male roommate wanted for summer. Own room, on
shuttle route, biking distance from campus. $ 190/mth +1 /
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Needed male roommate starting summer semester. Own
room 1 1/2 ba. $242.50/mo. & 1/2 utilities. On bus route.
Shawn 693-7260.
One opening for summer/fall. Furnished bedroom/house.
Want Christian, studious girls $325 all bills paid 823-6606.
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floppies, keyboard, VGA, software: $650. Mouse and
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Rooms For Rent: Fully furnished: All bills paid, close fo
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AUSTIN — Hillary Rodham Clinton thanked
Lady Bird Johnson, praised Gov. Ann Richards and
cheered for the Texas Tech Lady Red Raiders — at
the home of the Texas Longhorns, no less.
Clinton charged into Texas on Tuesday, the
stomping grounds of former first lady Barbara Bush,
and received an enthusiastic response to her speech
about overcoming spiritual decay.
It was Clinton's first public appearance since her
father's March 19 stroke.
Her half-hour dissertation, delivered without
notes, talked about a country struggling with "alien
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"too many girls with babies and angry boys with
guns."
She challenged Americans to study their values
and take care of their children.
"Reject cynicism and try to see others as you wish
to be treated," said Clinton, who added that she con
tinues to work to create a health care system that
covers all Americans.
Outside, about 15 protesters urged Clinton
push for govemhrent-run health insurance.
Barbara Vackar, an Austin'native, whoTTelps runa
bed and breakfast, said Clinton's speech was inspir
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And some younger fans were equally impressed.
"She's not in ofnce but she should be," said Geri
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While her philosophical speech won the favor of
the more than 5,000 people who filled the basketball
arena on the University of Texas campus, she also
won hearts for her sense of humor.
During a panel discussion that included Richards
and Sarah Weddington, who argued the nation's
landmark abortion case, Clinton said, "I am also
just to set the record straight — not really govern
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> What's Up
Wednesday
Europe Club: A meeting will be held at Two
Pesos, Northgate. Meet tonight at 10 p.m.
For more information, call Antoine Monteils
(764-9799) or Philipp Zeissig (696-5905).
TAMU Vox Users Group: Meet at 3-4 p.m.
on,the Observation Deck of the Filer O&M
Building. Computing can hurt your eyes,
ears, wrists, ana back. The TAMU Human
Resources Dept, will talk about CTS testing
and prevention. Refreshments will be served
and a door prize will be awarded. For more
information, call Mike Edwards (845-5951).
Texas A&M Racquetball Club: Meeting
about up-coming regionals, we will be dis
cussing Texas Aggie open, and having offi
cer elections. Meet tonight at 7 p.m. next to
court 7 in the Read building. For more infor
mation, call Claudine (847-2627) or Sandra
(845-3458).
Texas A&M Emergency Care Team: Gener
al meeting, remember to wear your uniform,
even "Probies". Meet tonight at 7 p.m. in
room 110 of the SSB. For more information,
call Eric Garza (845-4321).
Agricultural Communicators of Tomorrow:
Election of officers and a general business
meeting will be held in room 117 of the Kle
berg building at 7:30 p.m. For more infor
mation, contact Doyce (822-7837).
United Campus Ministry: Aggie Supper,
from 6-7:20 p.m. Meet at the church benind
the chicken ($1.25 dinner and program).
For more information, call Bryan McNeill
(847-1423).
Caribbean Students Association: A general
meeting to discuss future events ana party
results. Meet in Bizzell Hall West, Basement
(The Cave) at 7:30 p.m. this evening. For
more information, call Janine (823-2923) or
Nicholette (696-7398).
AIESEC: Dr. Alston will be speaking on Spe
cial Rules for International Business. New
members are welcome. Meet today in 504
Rudder at 8:30 p.m. For more information,
call Mary Catherine (847-8289).
Pi Sigma Epsilon: Meet in Rudder 504 this
evening. Pledge meeting will be held at
6:30 p.m. and the active meeting will be at
7:15 p.m. For more information, call
Megan Witz (693-6248).
Lutheran Student Fellowship: Evening
Prayer and Supper. Meet this evening at
6:30 p.m. in the University Lutheran Chapel.
For more information, call Kristin (846-
6687).
Gay and Lesbian Student Services: Movie
Night - "Before Stonewall" Meet in 401
Rudder at 7 p.m. this evening. For more in
formation, call the Gayline (847-0321).
Aggie Anthropologists: Guest lecture with
Dr. Tom Green to speak about folklore. A
general meeting will follow to discuss and
plan Texas Archaelolgy Awareness Week.
AAeet tonight at 8 p.m. in room 214 of the
Anthropology Building. For more informa
tion, call Steve Silliman (823-4448).
TAMU Advertising Association: Officer
Elections for '93-'94. Mandatory atten
dance. This meeting will be held in 163
Blocker at 7 p.m. tonight. For more informa
tion, call Kevin Dunn (822-3749).
Aggie Speleological Society: A general
meeting will be held in 502 Rudder this
evening at 8:30 p.m. For more information,
call Elaine (847-1238).
Texas A&M Sports Car Club: A meeting will
be held in room 111 of the SSB tonight at 7
p.m. For more information, call Brian (693-
5651).
Amnesty International: A general meeting
will be held this evening at 6:15 p.m. Every
one is welcome. There are no dues for join
ing. Meet by the Sul Ross statue.
Revising and Editing College Papers: This
workshop will help you recognize and cor
rect common writing errors and offer tech
niques for revising for style and clarity.
FREE, register in advance in 241 Blocker.
Meet in room 242 Blocker for this workshop
held tonight from 7-8 p.m. For more infor
mation, call the Center for Academic En
hancement (845-2724).
TAMU Debate Society and Speech Commu
nication Dept.: Public Forum debate tryouts
- Debate Resolution: Should NASA be pri
vately funded rather than government subsi
dized. Meet tonight in 153 Blocker. For
more information, call the Speech Depart
ment.
International Students Association: Show
ing of Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo". Free re
freshments will be provided. Everyone is
welcome. Meet tonight at 6:30 p.m. in room
292 of the MSC. For more information, call
Philipp Zeissig (696-5905).
Resume Writing Seminar: The Career Cen
ter is offering a seminar to help develop re
sume-writing skills. Meet today at noon in
110 of the SSB if you are interested. For
more information, call the Career Center
(845-5139).
Aggie Kommodianten (German Players):
German plays and skit performed - come
dies. This will take place at 8 p.m. this
evening in Rudder Theatre.
Model United Nations: Meeting for all inter
ested members who wish to join our secre
tariat. Help put on the conference, or travel
to other conferences. Meet this evening at 7
p.m. in 203 of the MSC. For more informa
tion, call Sean O'Donnell (696-3338).
Alcoholics Anonymous: A general discus
sion will be held at the Rainbow Center to
day at 12:30-1:30 p.m. For more informa
tion, call the CDPE (845-0280).
Agnostic & Atheist Student Group: Presen
tation by Dr. Jonathan Kvanvig on "the Prob
lem of Evil". Meet in Harrington 207 at 7
p.m. tonight. For more information, call
Brett Lemoine (846-8631).
Muslim Students Association: Free showing
of: "Bosnia: The Untold Stories," a docu
mentary film on the real situations in
Bosnia, Thursday from 7-8 p.m. inl02of
Blocker. For more information, call Agus
Rohmat (846-4786).
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non-Profit events and activities. Items for
What's Up should be submitted to The Bat
talion, 013 Reed Mcdonald, no later than
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Application deadlines and notices are not
events and will not run in What's Up. If
you have questions, call the newsroom at
845-3316.