29,1 3 HI Monday, March 29, 1993 Opinion The Battalion Page 9 Should students vote for or against the learned ^ iS library fee in this week's referendum ? ie third ^ ^ e drive up the eighth Parker tie the eighth, 1 in the unners ts, and Carlos inside ending in out- ctivelv :h. heels A&M m run rile." t i tonic Rock- ?obin- in the ;oing. owed e past ended tinues re. shots assists ard. ngto rdfor , held 76ers were mes," said. h the nthe ne." of 3d of I? "A good library is an invitation to learning." — Sterling C. Evans This message is inscribed on the wall of the library that Evans found ed. However, to day's Evans Li brary does not take these words to heart. Rather than an invitation, the li brary has become a detriment to learning. The reason is money. The Universi ty, as a whole, has been hurt by the state budget shortfall, but the library has been dealt one of the worst blows. Of the $8.2 million needed to keep the library operating in 1992-93, only $5.6 million comes from the state. The rest of the money must come from Univer sity funding, which A&M cannot pay in full. As a consequence, Evans has been passed in the rankings by many other research universities. A&M's library ranked 70th in the country in total volumes in 1991-92. It placed 57th in the nation in total oper ating expenditures. To compare these fieures, the University of Texas ranks fifth in total volumes and 13th in ex penditures nationally. The students of this University should not permit these trends to con tinue any further. The only viable way they can correct this woeful underfunding is by passing the library referendum on the student ballot on Wednesday and Thursday. The resolution calls for a $15 flat fee to be assessed to each student each se mester. The fee would go directly to Evans Library. Granted, it is yet another fee tacked on to a list of many that students al ready have to bear. However, in com parison, this library fee will not be as costly as others. Students already pay $25 a semester for use of the A.P. Beutel Health Center. Starting in the fall, students will have to shell out $50 a semester for the new recreational sports complex. Most students will get far more use out of the library than either of these fa cilities. There is no doubt that a strong li brary will benefit the students who use it, but it will also help enhance research and experimentation by faculty. In order to attract the brightest and best minds to A&M, it must begin with improving the research facilities avail able. So students should vote in favor of the library referendum on the ballot on Wednesday and Thursday. A "yes" vote could provide a new invitation to learning on campus. CHRIS WHITLEY Columnist In this week's "Hey - Someone's Gotta' Pay for It" file, voting on a referendum on Wednesday's election will de termine whether students want to add yet another fee to their al ready top-heavy statement. The referendum on the ballot is based upon the quality of the Sterling C. Evans Library. While the library is in dire need of im provement, increasing student fees be yond the present level is ridiculous. Student senators have devised a plan whereby students would pay $15 per semester, beginningmext fall, to help fund the library. The argument made by those sup porting the referendum is based upon statistics comparing the libraries at the University of Texas and Texas A&M. Sterling C. Evans Library ranks 70th in the number of total volumes, while Texas' library ranks fifth. Simply put, to increase the total number of vol umes, the library needs more money. Unfortunately, our student govern ment has shown little creativity in deal ing with the problem. By using a little common sense, student government of ficials could allow students to enjoy greater parity with that other school in Austin. The reasoning that should be em ployed is this: If UT can have enough funds for a world-class research library, why can't we? The answer is: We can. By employ ing the same standards for accessing li brary funds that UT uses, A&M could obtain a library of similar stature. Other than private sources, possible funding mechanisms for the UT Li brary are the Available University Fund (AUF) — money made available to A&M and UT as land-grant colleges — and student fees. First of all, UT receives two-thirds of the AUF per year, while Aggies are stiffed with a paltry one-third. Officials from the Ad Hoc Committee on Li braries, as created by the Texas A&M Faculty Senate, should investigate this disparity. Although this money alone would not be enough to increase dra matically the number of volumes in the Evans Library, it would be a nice place to start. Second, if government officials find it imperative to use student fees to sup port the library, they should find some other fee to cut in efforts to gain the funds needed. Students should take the initiative to vote against the referendum on Wednesday and Thursday, and let stu dent government officials know that the days of adding fee after fee to our statements are over. RICH HENDERSON Columnist Whitley is a junior journalism major. Henderson is a sophomore political science major. Editorials appearing in The Battalion reflect the views of the editorial board only. They do not necessarily reflect the opinions of other Battalion staff members, the Texas A&M student body, regents, administration, faculty or staff. Columns, guest columns, and Ma3 Call items express the opinions of the authors only. The BattaSon encourages letters to the editor and will print as many as space aJows in the Mcsf Call section. 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I mean, I couldn't en joy looking down at my plate and thinking how my dinner once dragged itself across the dirt in a garden — where fertilizer is consid ered desirable ground cover. No, these aspiring appetizers didn't walk, or crawl or even slither. They became one with the ground, touching it with every slimy centimeter of their butt-foot and leaving a gleaming trail of who-knows- what to mark their paths, should they choose to come back the same way. Eating lobster raises other concerns. OK, so maybe they did live in the ocean where millions of other, very UGLY creatures live and breathe and eat and poop and reproduce each day. And, yes, maybe they would rip your big toe off if given the chance. But do they really deserve to be conscious when dropped into a pot of boil ing water? I mean, isn't there a more "humane" way to kill a creature, simply for the sake of eating it? Granted, sodium pentothal is out of the question — anesthesiologists are too expensive. The price of lobster is already outrageous. But a little sedative couldn't hurt. Maybe we could marinate 'em in beer or a nice wine. Get 'em a little sauced before dropping 'em into the big bucket in the sky. There are accounts of lobsters "crying" in the first few seconds as they sink to the great beyond. Maybe it's the blinding white light they see in the twilight moments. Maybe, it's the huge tunnel and the pearly gates at the end — oh, that would be the oysters, never mind. Many say it's not the lobsters "crying" but their claws scraping the metal pot as they fall to the bottom of their boiling coffins. Not that I have anything against the senseless (read "cruel and unusual") killing of lobsters. In fact, 1, my self, have eaten my share of poor, little, innocent sea; creatures. "Calamari" they called it. It sounded exotic, but 1 ; didn't know what it was. So I consulted the menu. ; "Ocean-fresh calamari, deep fried and seasoned to per- ; fection" it said. What a great answer. Stupid American: "What is 'calamari'?" Devious Restaurant Owner: "Oh, calamari is cala mari." Stupid American: "Oh. Could you be a little more* specific?" Devious Restaurant Owner: "Um, it's delicious." Stupid American: "OK, I'll have some." For the record: Calamari is SQyiD, the snail's ugly, sea-faring cousin. Like snails, squid are small and slimy, and would appear edible, if it weren't for all those tenta cles that taste like rubber.... So, yes. I've eaten squid. And, in all honesty, it really wasn't that bad. Some people who have eaten "cala-- mari" never knew it and have responded with, "the onion rings weren't bad, but they tasted a little fishy." No, I don't feel guilty that I've eaten poor, defenseless creatures. Maybe I should. There are those who would argue that eating any meat is wrong. I've known people who refuse to eat eggs or milk products because "the eggs were supposed to become chickens, and the milk belonged to a baby cow and not to the farmer who took it away." To them I say, "more power to ya'." People should have the freedom to choose what they eat and don't eat. 1 refuse to eat hot dogs. I used to love them. But I couldn't bring myself to eat another when I learned that they were made from innocent cows and pigs... and chickens... and turkeys... and the occasional rat. So, what? Should we eat meat? Is it wrong to kill ani mals for the sake of consuming them? I don't know. I prefer not to know what I'm eating. It's easier on the conscience. I just eat at McDonalds, instead. Vasquez is a senior journalism major. Unhappy with Corps handling of problem Got a few questions for ya'. Aggies It's happening to me. Just like it's happening to thousands of other Ags this semester, whether we like it or not. We're graduating. I'm down here at the ACC at three in the morning with the rest of the procrastinators, numb with the wonder of it all. I have more questions about A&M than I have answers. Bear with me. Was the English Annex built on pur pose? What the hell do they put in that pud ding at Sbisa, anyway? Will the Battalion print the word "hell" if used in the above context? What is so complex about the "micro phone on a neck-chain" concept that none of my profs are able to understand it? Just put it around your neck! Don't put it around your neck AND hold it up to your mouth! What sort of person would leave un- derthings in a dryer, on campus, unat tended, in front of God and everybody, for upwards of four hours? How do they decide which CT stands and blocks traffic while the rest run by? Why are the sprinklers always on when it's raining? Who designed the drainage system for campus? And when is he or she up for parole? Why does it always take the bus longer to get to my spot when it rains? Why is it the bus always drives off just as I'm about to reach the stop, but never pulls up just as I get there? Why do freshmen get younger every year? But this is the one that REALLY gets me. WHY, in the name of all things holy, were bike lanes put on Joe Routt in front of the MSC? When was the last time you DIDN'T see a car, usually a University vehicle, parked in the bike lane? Traffic is forced left; bikers have to move into traf fic; pedestrians have to come out from be hind cars... It's just dangerous. Well, I hope you've enjoyed my little catechism. Keep looking up Ags, I love ya. Pat Dowling Class of '93 In the past, the rape of the enemy dur ing war was seen as a sort of reward for the invading soldiers. At that time rape was not seen as much of a crime, obviously. It is also ob vious to me that to certain groups in the military, neither sexual assault nor sexual harassment, are crimes worthy of punish ment. Two very recent examples are the Navy, and even closer to us, the Corps of Cadets. Allowing the Corps to be judge and jury of itself seems bad enough. However, I believe that the decision to leave it up to the Corps was even worse since the punishment is merely the dis missal of the alleged offender from this- institution. To me this depicts two problems. First, that women do not have the confi dence to to press charges leaves the of fender free to do it again only with more confidence. The second problem is again our judicial system. People who evade paying taxes have a longer sentence in jail than rapists do. Not only that, but here at Texas A&M if you are in the Corps you can rape some one and merely get grounded from A&M. I bet you this harsh punishment will con vince you not to do it again, eh? Kristi Hamilton Class of '96