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Though Dave, the flyfishing
guru, is a marvelously good
teacher, I did have problems
with a few of his methods.
Therefore, for the ladies and
gentlemen in the audience who
are contemplating taking their
companions fishing, I thought I
might offer these helpful sug
gestions for making theirs a
successful and pleasing trip.
First of all, go flyfishing.
Bait-plunking for the feeble of
stomach offers little to the
nascent fisher in the way of a
pleasurable and enjoyable com
munion with the water. Fly
fishing is, by far, the cleaner
end of the angling world - un
less you need to use bug float
for your dry flies which can
cause a minor mess but nothing
to the extent of the biological
warfare that entails the splay
ing of invertebrae onto barbed
hooks. Fishing flies don't
bleed. They dont squirm, and
they don't shimmy off your
hook - or at least they're not
supposed to.
When you hop in the auto
mobile to go to the lake or des
tination of choice, make sure
there are plenty of fish in it
first. You certainly don't want
to drag a friend out to some
hole in the ground, run the risk
of sunburn or the addition of
another body cavity, only to re
turn having been bitten by
more mosquitoes than fish.
There are books that talk about
good places to fish. Perhaps lo
cal bait and tackle stores can of
fer assistance, too. Just remem
ber, a simple phone call for a
fish-filled pond can save you a
lot of heartache caused by a
proliferation of whining.
Some suggested books for
your fishing pleasure include
"A River Runs Through It" by
Norman Maclean or "The Riv
er Why" by David James Dun
can. These books are probably
a great deal more entertaining
to the layperson than fishing
manuals and flytying guides.
In fact I believe that Duncan is
responsible for the lovely term
"bait-plunker," and his vocabu
lary is far more advanced than
that of the average Earl and
Bubba book of bass fishin'.
Before you leave town
though, don't do like Dave did
and forget the waders. Don't
do like Dave did and refuse to
turn back when I reminded
him that he had forgotten the
waders. I personally feel that
my fishing trip was not as en
riching as it could have been
because we lacked waders. It's
hard to feel like a good fisher
when the big fish are in the
middle of the river laughing at
you while the little fish near the
shore keep flirting with your
bait. Not that I minded small
fish; I enjoyed catching the
small fish. I, after all, had noth
ing to prove. In fact, I even
caught the first fish on the sec
ond day - only after Dave and I
had the great bait debate.
Dave, the flyfishing guru,
was using some extremely
large and frightening flies to no
avail, In flyfishing the object of
the game is to mimic the natur
al environment in order to trick
the fish into eating whatever
lovelies are attached to your
line, which means using such
arcane baits as the dreaded
wooly boogers. Feeling that
the small fish on the banks of
the river were probably intimi
dated by such large and
heinous things, I suggested
that Dave try a small fly to at
tract these small fisn. Of
course, Dave said no, but after
considerable protest on my ac
count, he succumbed and tied
an Adams #20 onto my line.
Flies have strange names, and I
have not yet been indoctrinated
into this culture well enough to
understand them. Know this,
an Adams #20 looks like a mos
quito. It's small. It's quaint. It
floats with the help of "bug
float." Either way, I caught the
first fish and even caught an
other one before Dave caught
his first fish. Which brings me
to rule number three: when in
doubt, use an Adams #20.
Finally, I suggest that you
use barbless hooks and release
our fish. That way, you won't
urt the small fish that have to
be thrown back anyway, and
you can keep catching the same
ones, which you will do if you
don't have waders and have to
stay on the shore.
With these helpful hints,
even you and yours can enjoy
the joys of flyfishing, so long as
you wear protective safety gog
gles and nave a great teacher.
Just don't forget the waders!
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