The Battalion
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Reed McDonald Building
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Business Hours
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dise Is priced $ 1000 or less (price must appear In
ad). This rate applies only to non-commercial
r a advertisers offering personal possesions for sale.
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Services
COLD
RESEARCH
STUDY
Patients needed with aches
and pains associated with the
common cold to participate in
a cold research study.
NO BLOOD DRAWN
Eligible volunteers will be
compensated for participating
in a medication research study.
G&S Studies, Inc.
(409) 846-5933
(close to campus)
NEED CASH???
Become a plasma donor and
earn $120.00/mo. Friendly,
professional staff and a safe,
easy procedure provide a
guranteed income for the little
things you need!!!
WESTGATE PLASMA CENTER
4223 Welborn Rd. 846-8855
JOIN THE NEW
AGGIE TRADITION!!!
SPRING BREAK
EMPLOYMENT
Texas Transportation Institute
seeks students from the following
cities to observe child restraint
use at day care and shopping
centers during Spring Break:
Amarillo, Dallas, El Paso, and
Lubbock. $5.25/hr. + gas.
Call 845-2736 between
8am-5pm for Interview.
JOBSrJcJ§S, JOBS
Telephone fundraising for national
charities. No experience
necessary. $5-$6 per/hr. to start.
Evenings and weekends.
For immediate placement
call Mary 776-4246
EARN $5-$9/HR. TUTORS NEEDED FOR: Engr. 109^
physics, math, biology, and accounting. Must know ma
terial and know how to teach it. 775-2600.
Economic graduate student needed as notetakers. Apply
in person. For more information call Notes-N-Quotes 846-
2255.
Swimming Instructors/Supervisors/Lifeguards 6.51-8.77/
hr. June-Aug. 6. WSI or Lifegurad certification required.
Dallas area Red Cross (214) 871-6234.
Distributed mace/red pepper spray in your campus area.
Big Profits $$$. Call 310-833-1090.
Bartenders needed immediately at Yesterdays. No expe
rience necessary. Apply 11:30-2:00pm M-Th. 4421-S. TX
Ave. Bryan 846-2625.
Part-time female attendant needed for on campus handi
capped student. Pays monthly. Call 847-2499.
Delivery drivers paid cash daily. Earn $5-$10 per/hr. 76-
GUMBY.
Cruiseline entry level on-board/landside positions avail
able. Summer or year round, great pay, transportation
paid! 813-229-5478.
NEEDED: 100 People to lose weight NOW. No willpower
NEEDED. Brand new, just patented , 100% natural and
guaranteed. Doctor recommended. Call 214-942-4036.
Svyeetwater Pools, Inc. in Houston is looking for leader
ship orientated individuals to run our pools this summer.
Training will be offered - must have or be willing to take
Lifeguard Training, First Aid, and CPR courses. You will
manage as well lifeguard. This is a fulltime summer job
(40 hours per week/6 days per week). Salary range
$800.00 - $1,000.00 per month pfus swimming lessons
and bonus. Assistant Managers as well as Lifeguards are
also needed. Call between the hours of 9:30am-11:30am
and 1:30pm - 3:30-pm M-F to set up an appointment for an
interview. 713-270-5946.
Need care giver for infant one day per/wk at my home. Call
693-0146.
Management positions Retail Business ANY MAJOR.
Will train. Starting salary $20-22K. Send resume to:
Personnel P.O. Box 9883 C.S. TX 77842.
Marketing Healthcare in public weekends only $7.50/hr.
plus bonus. Apply at 2005 South TX Ave. Bryan.
CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING - Earn $2,000+/month +
world travel (Hawaii, Mexico, the Caribbean, etc.) Holi
day, Summer and Career employment available. No
experience necessary. For employment program call 1-
206-634-0468 ext. C5855.
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453
Services
SEWING & ALTERATIONS
103 West 26th
Downtown Bryan
822-3571
Formats * Wedc
NOTES-N-QUOTES
Typing, Resume, & Editing
Service.
Call us Now
846-2255, FAX 846-2985
PROFESSIONAL RESUME
SERVICE
‘Consultation* Development*
‘Presentation
846-2674
TYPING SERVICE, LOW PRICES. CALL.775-4616.
Learn to fly Introductory ride only $15. 696-3306.
TYPING, PROOFREADING, EDITING. English BA, $3/
page. Tasha 774-1279 leave message.
Typing on MAC Laser prints. 24 hours or less 696-3892.
AAA DEFENSIVE DRIVING. LOTS OF FUN, LAUGH A
LOTH!!!!!! Ticket dismissal, M-Tu(6-10 p.m ), W-Th. (6-10
p.m.), Fri. (6-10 p.m.)-Sat.(8-12 noon), Sat. (8-4:30 p.m.)
Across from University Tower. Walk-ins welcome $20.00.
411TxAve. So. 846-6117.
Computers
386/33, 104Mb HD, SVGA, 2400 baud. Modem, 5 1/4, 3/
12 drives, sound blaster card, mouse, 4Mb sysmem.
Many extras $800 o.b.o. 847-6260.
FOR SALE Apple Imagewriter II color printer. Excellent
condition (unused graduation gift) $180. Call Mike 693-
9430.
HP deskwriter (Mac) for sale, paid $399 last year. Used
less than 6 mths. & has new cartridge. $200. Call 693-
5582 after 3pm.
For Sale
HiFonics Isis car amplifier 200 watts x 2 channels, bridge
400 watts 1 ohm stable $525 obo. Call Clint 847-3972.
Mobile home doublewide: 4bd/2ba; fireplace w/2.5 acres,
new roof and carpet, excellent for4 students; 15min. from
campus; 903-597-3541 after 3pm 903-561-7263.
Desk, neon clock, $35 each. CD's $6.00 each. More!
Listed price o.b.o. Kim 776-5256.
1990 MAZDA RX7-GXL Showroom condition, 26K miles,
white, fully loaded, factory warranty 260-9738.
Dalmatian Puppies 7 males, 1 female, 6 wks. old A.K.C.
Registered. Have shots and are wormed. Males -$260,
Females - $275 - Contact Jess after 4pm, M-F (409) 696-
8404.
R-C airplane professionally assembled. Never flown
before. Package includes everything you need in order to
fly. $400 693-2299.
1987 Honda Hurricane 600; excellent condition 24.000
miles; new tires and chain; 2 helmets $3,000 847-6684.
Moving!!! 25 inch TV $200, HiFi VCR $175, Surround
receiver $220, Denon CdChanger $260, weight set, cam
era set-up 696-1574 leave message.
Daybed white iron and brass complete with trundle and
mattresses, never used, still boxed cost $850. Must sell
$250 cash. 713-463-2863.
Brass bed, queen size, complete with firm orthopedic
mattress set, never used, still boxed cost $750. Must sell
$200 cash. 713-463-2863.
1992 Connelly Rocket 66" Slalom ski. Perfect condition.
Hardly used. Large double highwrap bindings, padded
case included $375.00. Daniel 696-3271.
Roommate Wanted
Female roommate needed. Own room. $190/mth.+1/4
utilities. Call 696-7776.
Female share summer apartment. Large 2bd/2ba $240
(negotiable); 1 blk. from campus; please call 764-3045.
For Rent
2BR Apartment close to IWIWU. CarpSTSff,"Stove, refrig
erator 696-2038.
3/2 fotir-plex, College Station - garage, shuttle, $570 693-
0551, 764-8051.
Rooms For Rent: Fully furnished: All bills paid, close to
campus: Short term leases. Equity Real Estate 696-
4464,
2/1 1/2 luxury 4-plex, washer/dryer C.S., shuttle, near
A&M $475 693-0551, 764-8051
FRESHLY RENOVATED HUGE 2bd apartmentsT3 1/2
miles from A&M. Semester lease okay. 822-0472.
DJ / Music
Disc Jockey for all occasions. Affordable, experienced,
Jason Bailey 696-0302.
Miscellaneous
TAKE OVER 40 acres ranchland. NO down $35/mo.
Owner financing 818-831-1764.
Business Opportunity
START YOUR OWN CAREER IN A FAST GROWING
BUSINESS. Sales expOrience or training not necessary.
Forappointment, call TIFFANI KEELING (409) 268-0121.
Adoption
Doctor and teacher will make dream for your baby come
true. Full-time parenting. Best of the city; summers by the
beach: your baby rocked to sleep by a cozy fireplace in
winter, and by ocean waves in summer. Art, music, the
best education, endless love. Call Franny or Stephen
collect. (212) 369-2597.
Travel
SPRING BREAK
SKI STEAMBOAT
with
TAMU SNOW SKI CLUB
Call Jon - 696-7717
Krista - 696-8186
Meeting March 9
Rudder 308
8:30PM
Spring Break! '
CANCUN
5-STAR RESORTS AIRFARE
NON-STOP PARTIES & MORE!
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(1-800-^3^-2428)
Page 6
The Battalion
Man claiming to be Jesus Christ storms
California home, yells Take me to Waco!'
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
UPLAND, Calif. - A family
watching a TV news show about
the Texas cult standoff got a shock
when a man invaded their living
room and screamed that he was
Jesus Christ, authorities said
Wednesday.
"He was yelling, 'Take me to
Waco! Take me to Waco/" said
police Officer Brian Schaefer.
Fay Thacker, 65, said the long
haired man, wearing a black jack
et and black gloves, looked like a
rock 'n' roll star when he burst
through her window about 8:45
p.m. Monday.
"I told my insurance agent that
most people get rocks through
their windows," the woman said.
"It's not often you get a rocker."
She said the intruder looked like
"the devil in disguise."
Jeff H. Terrell, 31, of Los Ange
les was booked for investigation
of burglary and making death
threats to a police officer.
He was being held Wednesday
at the San Bernardino County
West Valley Detention Center.
Terrell allegedly smashed the
windows of nine homes before be
ing subdued by police in the
Thacker home, said Officer Cliff
Mathews.
It was not known if he had any
link to cult leader David Koresh,
who has been holding federal
agents at bay in Waco, Texas,
Mathews said.
Terrell and a friend were dri
ving east on Interstate 10 to the
cult standoff site in Texas when
the friend began having second
thoughts, Schaefer said.
When the driver, who wasn't
identified by police, turned back
toward Los Angeles, Terrell ac
cused him of being "an FBI
agent," Schaefer said.
The frightened driver pulled
off the freeway. Terrell then al
legedly leaped out of the van and
began smashing windows in the
quiet neighborhood, investigators
said.
A neighbor flagged down pass
ing police, who cornered Terrell
on the Thackers' porch. He leaped
through a window into the room
where Thacker, her husband Fred,
71, and their daughter Sheila
Swartz, 47, were watching TV.
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SpROINSOREt) by lllE pRElYCh MilYisiRy of
CuIture, FreiycIh CuIturaI Services, aiycI
UnIFrance Filivi
Fri:
Free
Admission
-TONIGHT-
Cyrano De Bergerac
starring: Gerarad Depardieu
Screening
@ 8:00
La Femme Nikita. The Cesar(French Oscar) for Best Actress
Pink Flovd:THE WALL
Fri., March 5: 10:30
Co-sponsorship with MSC Wiley Lecture Series
a masterpiece.;’
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Sat., March 6
7,9:30, &
Midnight
Admission for non-festival
films are $2.50. ALL films
will be presented in Rudder
Theatre Complex.
Thursday, March 4,1993
ll What's Up
Thursday
Aggies for Truth: Guest speaker
/nlqi
will give detailed lecture on neck
and back wounds at 7:00
tonight in 504 Rudder. Call An
gela at 693-2801 for more in
formation.
InterVarsity Christian Fellow
ship: A Bible study will be held
tonight at 7:30 p.m. at 602 W.
26tn in Bryan. All are wel
come. For more information,
call Al (home:846-3845 or
work: 845-9886).
IEEE: "Bits and Bytes with the
Profs:" Talk with E.E. Profs and
eat Subway sandwiches. This
will take place on the third floor
in Zachary today at 5:10 p.m.
For more information, call
Joshua (846-3806).
ecogi
student organizations in the fol
lowing categories may request
funding for the 1 993-94 acade
mic year: Recreational, interna
tional, military, honor, service
and general. Forms are avail
able for the month of March only
in the MSC Student Finance Cen
ter and are due no later than 4
p.m. on Wed., Mar. 31st. Any
questions may be directed to the
Student Activities Office (845-
1133).
Gay and Lesbian Student Ser
vice: We will be discussing Gay
Marriages. This will be in a
roundtable type discussion
group. Everyone is invited to at
tend. This discussion will take
place tonight at 7 p.m. in 421 of
the Library. For more informa
tion, call the Gayline (847-
0321).
Southwestern Black Student
Leadership Conference: Recruit
ing new executive staff for 1994
Southwestern Black Student lead
ership conference. No experi
ence necessary. Call the Depart
ment of Multicultural Services for
more information (845-4551).
MSC L.T. Jordan Institute: Guest
Lecture by immigration specialist
Clarissa Guajardo Muller in cel
ebration of International Week,
entitled "Ellis Island and Beyond:
America's Multicultural Her
itage," Ibis speech will be held
in roqfiQ 2QJ* of th^MSC tonight
at 7:30 p.m. For more informa
tion, contact the MSC L.FrJordan
Institute office (845-8770).
Class of '93: Tonight at 7:30
p.m. we will meet at Sundance
at the Hilton for Comedy night
and '93 night out. For more in
fo rmation, call Michelle
Duchamp (847-1921).
Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority,
Inc.: Sigma Gamma Rho Sorori
ty . Inc. presents Sigma week . . .
' ; The Legacy continues." The
topic of this evenings University
wide symposium will be about
interracial dating. This event will
take place in 410 Rudder at 7
p.m. this evening. For more in
formation, call Glenda Clausell
(847-0055).
Gymnastics Club: Workout,
anyone is welcome! We will
meet at 4:30 p.m. today in 307
Read. For more information,
call Beth (764-7566).
The Navigators: A Christian
Fellowship rally will be held
tonight at 8 p.m. in Lounge D.
For more information, call Shane
(846-0686).
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will be held from 1 1:30 a.m. -
1:00 p.m. at the CDPE. For
more information, call the CDPE
(845-0280).
Alcoholics Anonymous: A q<
1 1 1 fri
, . jen
eral discussion will be held from
noon to 1:00 p.m. today. For
more information, call the CDPE
(845-0280).
Muslim Student's Association:
Friday prayer at the Mosque on
414 Stasney St. Prayer begins
at 12:50 and lasts until 1:30.
Call Agus at 846-4786 for more
information.
International Students Associa
tion: International Talent Show
and Talent Parade Friday at 8
p.m. Tickets are available at
Rudder Box Office and cost $4
for each show and $ 11 for show
and international buffet. Call
Thomas at 846-01 80 or Huey at
846-6649 for more information.
What's Up is a Battalion service
which lists non-profit events
and activities. Items for What's
Up should be submitted to The
Battalion, 013 Reed McDonald,
no later than three business
days before the desired run
date. Application deadlines
and notices are not events and
will not run in What's Up. If
you have questions, call the
newsroom at 845-3316.
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