Audit takes House by surprise GAO findings uncover mismanagement of funds in mail facility WASHINGTON (AP) - A surprise audit of the troubled House Post Office last week found an unlocked vault stacked with $100 money orders, personal and public money mixed together, and employees ill-equipped to handle stamps and cash. The preliminary findings of the General Accounting Office au dit, an account of which was ob tained by The Associated Press, also said there were money short ages and a House member's $580 expense account with an unex plained "Do not process" note at tached. No written findings were is sued, but key House officials were briefed by the GAO on Monday. The AP obtained the results from the detailed written notes of a staff member who attended the session. A second congressional source confirmed the findings. 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Fftyi SiNCCino at mTHCAYE...Or'SA COCDTWHL THE FAA HASN'T MAD£ AW MWS ASA INST SL>p£Rmocs arm driwo Election commission names student campaign violators Continued from Page 1 Student Body President: John Ansbach, 4; AJJ,T; $25 Steve Beller, 1; A; $10 David Brooks, 2; T,W; $15 Senior Yell Leader: Dave Abrego, 1; H; $10 Greg Hurst, 1; W; $10 Tim Isgitt, 1; I; $10 Ronnie McDonald, 2; U,Y; $20 Adin Pfeuffer, 2; I,W; $20 Gray Scroeder, 1; Z; $10 Junior Yell Leader: Jayson Aydelotte, 5; C,D,N,0,S; $50 Seth Chambliss, 1; G; $10 Chad Cross, 3; F,S,BB; $40 Stoney Pryor, 1; A A; $10 Mark Rollins, 1; W; $10 Steve Scanlon, 2; Q,W; $20 RHA Vice President of Student Dev.: Trey Denison, 3; W,X,BB; $30 Class of ‘93 Treasurer: Aimee Barefoot, 1; K; $5 Class of ‘94 President: John Baker, 1; W; $10 Greg Riels, 1; W; $10 Class of ‘94 Vice President: Ross McGlothlin, 1; W; $10 Class of ‘94 Secretary: Matthew J. Shannon, 1; W; $10 Class of ‘94 Historian: Andria Cook, 1; T; $5 Thom Hampton, 1; W; $10 Class of ‘95 President: Wade Johns, 1; W; $10 Class of ‘95 Vice President: Dave Lilley, 1; W; $10 Class of ‘95 Treasurer: Bryan Wallace, 3; L,M,W; $20 On Campus Northside Senator: Jimmy Jones, 3; H,V,Y; $25 On Campus Southside Senator: Davin Alexander, 1; W; $10 Trey Hicks, 1; W; $10 Jeremy Noblin, 1; W; $10 Rae Powell, 1; W; $10 Patrick Southerland, 1; W; $10 Samuel Wallis, 1; W; $10 Engineering Senator: Ray Hernandez, 1; W; $10 Business Administration Senator: Amy Jenkins, 1; T; $5 Science, Geoscience, VetMed Senatof David Butler, 1; Y; $10 Liberal Arts Senator: Kendall Brook, 1; W; $10 General Studies Senator: Diana Lynn Calloway, 1; T; $5 Thomas Reed, 1; B; $5 The following is a list violations issusi 'A) putting flyers up early in dorms B) not enough petitions C) campaigning in MSC D) "door-knocking" when not allowed F) campaigning when not allowed G) sign in front of Sbisa driven into the ground H) flyers in Student Services Building I) putting up flyers in Corps dorms when not allowed J) buttons in MSC K) flyers on chalkboards . . L) shoe polishing car without permiss 10 M) flyers in Southside Garage N) more than 1 flyer on board O) flyers in non-designated areas P) too many flyers on MSC kiosk/ cove ing other flyers (Q) flyers under doors R) flyers in Civil Engineering Buildm (S) campaigning door to door in Kmog e Hall (Krueger has no campaign^ (T) too many flyers on a kiosk (U) large flyer (V) distribution of flyers in Student Ser vices Building (W) flyers in corps dorms qJ (X) flyers in Battalion stand in Studen vices Building R j (V) campaigning in Student Services d ing (Z) signs up before hours in Briggs , (AA) Byers up in Briggs [election com 1111 ' s * on n °tation unreadable] j (BB) putting up flyers in Cprps dorm Judicial board overturns Brooks' $25 fine Continued from Page 1 fine assessed by the election com mission. "He (Brooks) was appealing the fine," Phipps said. "The board concluded that David Brooks didn't violate any (election) com mission regulations." On Sunday, the election com mission concluded Brooks had tampered with the mail in Ans- bov h A St ^ de u n lp vernment mail box. Ansbach filed the complaint the week before spring break. 1 be election commission re port, released Monday, stated that Brooks admitted to going through Ansbach's box. It also sta , Brooks took private camp 3 »^ formation, which he 13 turned, from Ansbach's co* . Brooks would not elabo the decision. 1 p $ "I'm not go^g, tc ; 0 comment about that, y "Look, I was vindicated.