Page 4 The Battalion Wednesday, March 4,1992 Congress criticizes USD A House committee calls farm disaster relief insufficient WASHINGTON (AP) - The Agriculture Department came un der attack Tuesday, as members of the House Agriculture Committee assailed the USDA for failing to provide adequate financial relief to farmers whose crops were hit by floods, drought and other dis asters. But several committee mem bers also blamed Congress, which has been unable to decide which program it favors — crop insur ance or disaster assistance. Farmers also have not em braced the crop insurance pro gram, with less than half signing up for crop coverage, Oklahoma Democrat Glenn English noted. “We have to design a better program," Rep. Charles Stenholm, D-Stamford, said. “We cannot continue to have two." Keith D. Bjerke, administrator of USDA's Agricultural Stabiliza tion and Conservation Service, said he also wants a streamlined program. “We want one program. Not two," Bjerke said. “Having both continues to be a nightmare for us." Congress voted 12 years ago to terminate the disaster assistance program in favor of crop insur ance, but since then periodically has appropriated funds for specif ic disasters. Late last year. Congress appro priated $995 million in disaster aid for crop losses due to bad weather in 1990 or 1991. Farmers have until March 13 to apply for the aid. That funding has caused the current wrangling around the country, as farmers fight for their share of a pie who all agree is far too small. Some experts estimate up to $7 billion in disaster aid is needed. The current funding is "grossly insufficient to cover the extreme crop damage we have had so far," said Rep. Jim Chapman, D-Sul- phur Springs. Payments will be pro-rated among eligible farmers once all applications are in later this month, since there is not enough disaster aid to satisfy all qualified applicants. The National Farmers Union fears farmers could end up with as little as 30 cents for every dollar they are qualified to receive. Bjerke repeatedly told the com mittee he was unable to estimate what the pro-rated factor will be. “I submit to you there is no possible way for that calculation to be made at this time,” he said. Bjerke, prepared for a hostile round of questioning Tuesday, opened his testimony by saying, “Maybe unfortunately, or fortu nately as the case may be, I did not bring my letter of resigna tion." Although Bjerke faced some tough questions on specific issues, several members praised the ASCS' performance. The Battalion Classified Ads Phone: 845-0569 / Office: Room 015 (basement) Reed McDonald Building AGGIE' WANT ADS $10 for 20 words running 5 days, if your merchandise is priced $1000 or less (price must appear in ad). For private individuals, not businesses. Guaran teed results or you get an additional 5 days at no charge. 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Emotions ran high as the results were announced at a Faculty Senate meeting, with some students walking out and many faculty members sighing with relief. “Texas is in its normal position, bringing up the rear," said UT journalism Professor Wayne Danielson, who was chairman of the committee that proposed multicultural courses. "It's obvious where the voting block was — engineering and the sciences," said Danielson, who said he would now try to get the proposal approved on a college- by-college basis. But other students and faculty members liked the outcome. “We should deal with what students need to know and not what political agendas dictate," said psychology professor Joseph Horn. "This is a tremendous victory for students and relevant education," said Ed Sullivan, chairman of the Young Conservatives of Texas. Texas has been considering multicultural courses since racial incidents on campus in 1990 caused lingering tensions. The proposal drew opposition from some professors who said the reform was part of a movement by campus liberals to politically indoctrinate students. Last year, a committee proposed focusing English composition classes on racism and sexism, but the ensuing opposition ultimately caused the committee to resign. Under the latest proposal, all undergraduates entering after fall 1992 would have taken three hours of courses on U.S minorities or Third World or non- Western cultures. Students entering after fall 1996 would have had to take three hours on U.S. minorities as well as three hours on Third World or non- Western cultures. Many at Monday's meeting questioned voting irregularities, saying the election should be thrown out because it did not afford all faculty members the same method of casting ballots. Wh3f Yoll AFe Doing afld AnSwCr These Questions for the: 1992 AGGIELAND Please answer the following questions as completely as possible. If the Aggieland staff chooses to use your answer, you will be quoted in the yearbook. After you have answered the questions, please return your answers to the Aggieland Office in 011 Reed McDonald ASAP. Include yourname, classification, major, and phone number with your answers. Thanks for your cooperation Ags. 1. What was your most outrageous party stunt while attending A&M? 2. What is the strangest place you have ever gone to the bathroom while at A&M? 3. Where do you go out to have fun and why do you go there? 4. Have you had a homesick experience while attending A&M? Please describe. 5. What will you do after graduation? 6. Where would be the ideal place for you to live after graduation? 7. What is your favorite building on campus and why? 8. What is the most exciting thing you have done while you have been at A&M? 9. What is the most spontaneous thing you have done while at A&M. 10. Have you had any long distance relationships while attending A&M? How did it tum out? 11. What will you remember most about A&M after graduation? 12. What does Aggie Bonfire mean to you? 13. (Seniors) How did it feel to walk through the H20 fountain during Elephant WalkA\(Juniors) Describe what you did to the seniors during Elephant Walk. 14. Describe what Aggie spirit means to you. 15. How did you feel when the Aggies beat SMU and confirmed going to the Cotton Bowl? 16. Describe the emotion at the 1991 Lu. game. 17. How did you christen your Aggie ring? How long did it take, etc. 18. What are your feelings about the sexual harrassment issue in the Corps? 19. Was senior bootline worth the wait? Why or why not? 20. Have you ever participated in roll call at Aggie Muster? What was it like?